parody of Conjunction Junction in song parodies

conjunctivitis it's a virus
except when it's bacterial
or an allergic reaction
conjunctivitis in your eye it's
a terrible infection
that makes you look stupid

it's
an irritation of how your cornea acts
that
traveled up to your eye
from your respiratory tract
and then there's pus
seeping out when you cry
or just blink
it's called pinkeye
and it makes you look stupid

conjunctivitis in your eye it's
taking your face making it pink and weepy
raw and oozing, red and puffy, like a stye
that's pinkeye!
hazy and blurry, itching and scratching
it's inconvenienct and it's contagious
if they blame you, it's outrageous
boo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo!

conjunctivitis in your eye it's
ruining your days and evenings and late nights
it creates scenarios like
in the mornings, when my eyes are seeping gunk
I stumble in pain and look kind of drunk
even though all I had yesterday was a slurpee
and I have to explain to people
no, I'm not drunk I just have eye herpes
although I know that's a strange premise

conjunctivitis it's a virus
except when it's bacterial or an allergic reaction
conjunctivitis in your eye it's
taking your face making it pink and weepy
conjunctivitis in your eye it's
gonna be inconvenient unless you're very careful
conjunctivitis in your eye it's
gonna be inconvenient unless you're very careful
conjunctivitis in your eye it's
gonna be inconvenient unless you're very careful