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The Viewer Creates The Art.
I wrote this at random for fetlife, but then remembered that some of you like how zany my mind is. What’s the joke, I haven’t met my “sexually explicit content” quota for this month yet? Ya kn...
A Confession.
When I was a wee teen, I would sometimes watch Bill O’Reilly and agree with him. Gosh, I feel dirty even admitting that. Obviously I have evolved. I don’t even remember what I was agreeing wit...
Yet the Billionaires pay... remind me again?
The IRS state of NJ claims I owe them 7k in taxes from 2017. Are you kidding me? Oh sure, like I have that kind of money just sitting around, ha ha. This is so outlandish I’m not even panicking...
Ass Days.
I’m baffled by bros who only hit legs once a week. Just. How? To strawman argument, they’ll complain that leg day is difficult. Well, it is. But, it gets easier with frequency. No, really. I ...
Act Your Age.
Got out late. There was a car next to mine with its lights on, which was weird. Turned out just to be one of the waitresses. She was with a guy and I couldn’t tell who it was. I joked “Enjoy ...
I ain't dead yet.
Dear Future Timmy™, Here’s a light workout you did on your “deload/transition” week. Chin: 3 @ +25 lbs Squat: 1 @ 225 lbs Deadlift: 1 @ 315 lbs Overhead Press: 1 @ 105 lbs Bent-over Row: 1 @...
Self-Empowerment.
I don’t think prayer actually works. I do, however, believe in the efficacy of positive thinking. As a writer, I find writing dialogue rather easy. I can shift back and forth between different ...
The Nudity of Tank Tops.
Ya know. I’ve worn wife-beaters to the gym for years. Never really gave it much thought. The gym is a highly sexually charged alternate space where levels of clothing clearly vary from what sh...
Sans Adrenaline.
That’s been my personal way of expressing or summing up how I feel. The calm I have. Things feel easier. Though. Am I still a touch lazy? You bet your ass. I lifted today. 8th workout in 9...
I Think, Therefore I Timmy™
Faith is believing in fiction. Faith is fancy word for assumption of what will happen in the future. This is what I posit, for now. We’re doing the chapter on the agnostic again, which I find ...
It's 5:25 am.
And it’s Squat Day. Rawr. This will be workout 7 in 8 days. Mind you, I pick things up and put things down. Workouts have drifted to upwards of 80-90 minutes. Still running an upper/lower spl...
The Efficacy of Cleavage.
So, there was a women at the gym today, clad in a sports bra. Cool, whatever. And proudly displaying plunging cleavage. Easily DD’s. (The mode* of cup size amongst my female partners has been...
You're pretty.
So, I was in the back part of a gym where there is no music. So all the female and male breaths of exertion sound like… Well, you can use your imagination. It’s disconcerting and “YEAH, LET’S ...
Dopamine Management.
Is that even a thing? It’s nice feeling happy or pleasant. Isn’t it? And yes, I do believe thinking positive helps you be more positive. As circular negative thoughts have a way of festering an...
I go where everyone knows my name. (pics)
I am not particularly surprised, given my trademark look. It’s like I should put a trademark at the end of Timmy and call myself Timmy™. But gosh, it would require some next-level ostentatiousn...
Serenity.
What is serenity? When have you felt serenity? That was the topic. I snapped my fingers, and the chair motioned to me. Serenity is feeling calm and at peace with your emotions. Good and bad....
We Agnostics.
Oh, I’m still atheist. That is a chapter in The Big Book. I figured it would take a while to find my rhythm in terms of when/how many AA meetings I would attend weekly. Considering my work sch...
On Gandalfs.
Or Obi Kenobi’s, whatever. As a writer, I sometimes like to put in a Wise Olde White Dude into my works. Someone whose backstory you don’t reeeeally need to flesh out. Their aura of wisdom pre...
Hailing Frequencies.
My phone is nearing brick status. “Gee, Timmy, your Blackberry was so not fetch when you got it.” Blackberry is fetch. Blackberry is always fleek and on point and radical, you neo-maxi zoom-dwe...
Die With Honor.
I knew it was going to hurt, and gosh, did this new tattoo not disappoint. First one only hurt near my hipbone. Second one barely hurt, as it is on my bum. I almost want to say it hurts more “...
Compartmentalize Without Leaks.
When I’m more mentally stable, stress and eustress tends to go into different compartments. Work goes in worktime. School goes in schooltime. Relationship goes in relationshiptime. Gaming goe...
Tradition.
If only we could create our own. Well, technically, you can. Whenever I move into somewhere new, I order Dominos. (Okay, any pizza will do.) I decided to create a tradition, and so I did it. ...
The Song Remains The Same.
There seem to people who have an innate drive or desire to reinvent themselves. Always chasing something new, something exciting. Never content to be sitting still, in the same place whether ph...
Internal Chronometer.
I noticed years ago an ability to tell myself when to wake up in the morning. “Oh, wake up at 6 am” I’d set an alarm anyway, yet I’d wake up a few minutes before it. Tell myself to sleep in? ...
Depression is anger without enthusiasm.
I really hope there is no afterlife, because immortality or otherwise being forced to live sounds like hell. At least in death we get finality. That’s it. No post-credit scene. A conclusion. ...
Book Description
Public entries which I hope are on par with Classic Timmy™.
