The Amber ⋅

I’m the antidote to the poison you just drank.

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October 14, 2018

Surv the vey in surveys and such

Has the person you have feelings for ever told you that you’re attractive? No. Tried to talk me down from calling myself fat, but no. Can you get over people easily? No. Do you believe that there...


February 28, 2017

Timekiller in surveys and such

via Fawkes Gal Be honest; name of the last person to text you? Joey This time last year what was your relationship status? Disinterested What is the 15th text message in your inbox? Cool How man...


December 29, 2016

2016 Survey in surveys and such

Because this is a survey about 2016 I’d just like to preface the content with: “Fuck you 2016, fuck you right in the ear.” What things did you do in 2016 that you’d never done before? Started wri...


December 02, 2016

One Word Survey in surveys and such

One word only.... Where is your cell phone? Pocket Your hair? Hatted Your dad? Douche Your other half? Nope Your mom? Fantastic Your dream last night? Dreamy Your favorite drink? Scotch Your drea...


January 19, 2016

Sounds Good in surveys and such

Put your music player of choice on shuffle and list the first 10 songs ICP - Mr. Happy Orgy - Stitches Changing Faces - Stroke You Up Destiny’s Child - Sail On TGT (Tank, Ginuwine & Tyrese) ...


January 19, 2016

TTT in surveys and such

Do your jeans have rips, tears, and holes in them? Indeed What are you dreading right now? Rearranging the closet and office Do you celebrate 420? Nah Do you get the full 8 hours of sleep a night...


Do you think your ex still wants to be with you? I don’t think about it. is awesome. Has a boyfriend/​​​​​​​​​girlfriend ever put alcohol/drugs before you? Probably. Let’s say you had a baby w...


What did you do in 2014 that you’d never done before? Made my own mods for a game. Decided to share and continue writing more long form content. Learned some stuff in Photoshop - I’d just used GI...


Are you any good at packing a suitcase?: I guess. I have big clothes. What are you hungry for right now, if anything?: I just made some ramen. Real ramen, not the cheap stuff in the packet. Have ...


November 24, 2014

tldr in surveys and such

Who was the last person you held hands with? My nephew when we crossed the street the other day Are you outgoing or shy? Neither Who are you looking forward to seeing? My family on thanksgiving...


September 29, 2014

survey of doom in surveys and such

Think of the last person who said I love you, do you think they meant it?: Yeah. Would you date an 18-year-old at the age you are now?: Hell motherfucking naw When’s the last time you were aggra...


August 05, 2014

Descriptions in surveys and such

from msbreathless DESCRIBE: Your perfect sleeping environment. - Quiet. Not too warm. Your favorite sandwich. - BLT Your favorite outdoor activity. - Listening to flowing water. Your perf...


July 20, 2014

surv in surveys and such

Can you fill this out without lying? yeah What was the last thing you put in your mouth? beer Who was your last text message from? my brother Where was your profile picture taken? the kitchen ...


1: What do you put on hot dogs? relish, mustard, onions 2: Do you say "anticlimatic" or "anticlimactic"? anticlimactic 3: Do you check flyers before grocery shopping? sometimes 4: Blue, black,...


I decided to skip the sad sack entry and go straight to the survey A Jar of Balloons Survey, 2014 Edition 1) Will you agree to let a lover use your toothbrush? Why or why not? No. If I could a...


I seem to like putting a survey after the heavy entries to prop them up. The one I nicked from Miss M. Where were you born? Nearish Hereish Do you still live there? Not in the hospital, no. ...


Jack Daniels and 3am. Why not? via br-OK-en 1.White or red wine? Red 2.Who was the last person you hugged? Dad 3.Have you ever had a crush on a teacher? Yes 4.Where did your first kiss take p...


April 06, 2014

Alphabet survey in surveys and such

It's been ages since I've done one of these A. What are your favourite smells? Lavender, chocolate, bacon. B. Can you go a whole day without caffeine? Yes. C. Who knows more about you than any...


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