tldr in surveys and such

1. Who was the last person you held hands with?
   My nephew when we crossed the street the other day
2. Are you outgoing or shy?
   Neither
3. Who are you looking forward to seeing?
   My family on thanksgiving
4. Are you easy to get along with?
   People tell me that
5. If you were drunk would the person you like take care of you?
   I don’t tend to get that drunk. I was known to be the one taking care.
6. What kind of people are you attracted to?
   Apparently pretty arseholes. I must have hit my life quota because the system shut down.
7. Do you think you’ll be in a relationship two months from now?
   No
8. Who from the opposite gender is on your mind?
   N/A
9. Does talking about sex make you uncomfortable?
   Not really.
10. Who was the last person you had a deep conversation with?
    Batman probably
11. What does the most recent text that you sent say?
    With great sadness, I woke up to realize that I had left the chocolate.
12. What are your 5 favorite songs right now?
    Just five… you suck survey:
    Electrik Red - Drank in My Cup
    T.Y.P. - Disco
    Wuki - Supreme
    Dog & Panther - Giant Hands
    Two Door Cinema Club - Something Good Can Work (The Twelves Remix)
13. Do you like it when people play with your hair?
    No.
14. Do you believe in luck and miracles?
    No
15. What good thing happened this summer?
    Summer TV.
16. Would you kiss the last person you kissed again?
    Hell to the motherfucking naw
17. Do you think there is life on other planets?
    Probably. I think we are the backwater planet that is watched like a reality tv show.
18. Do you still talk to your first crush?
    Nope.
19. Do you like bubble baths?
    Who the hell answers no to this question outside of medical reasons?
20. Do you like your neighbors?
    Yeah
21. What are you bad habits?
    We don’t have the time for this.
22. Where would you like to travel?
    Places where they don’t hate brown people.
23. Do you have trust issues?
    I’m 32, saying no would be a lie.
24. Favorite part of your daily routine?
    Sadly, the cat trying to bludgeon me with his face and webcomic updates.
25. What part of your body are you most uncomfortable with?
    My eyes and the brows that top them are fantastic, everything else is just kind of there.
26. What do you do when you wake up?
    Pee.
27. Do you wish your skin was lighter or darker?
    Neither
28. Who are you most comfortable around?
    Friends.
29. Have any of your ex’s told you they regret breaking up?
    I guess. I don’t really leave communication lines open to people that I feel the need to be done with.
30. Do you ever want to get married?
    No.
31. Is your hair long enough for a pony tail?
    No.
32. Which celebrities would you have a threesome with?
    How much money are we talking? Free is no, but I probably have a price. I’m probably overpriced.
33. Spell your name with your chin.
    I don’t feel like it. My feet are up.
34. Do you play sports? What sports?
    ::cackle::
35. Would you rather live without TV or music?
    fuck tv then
36. Have you ever liked someone and never told them?
    Do you breathe air?

37. What do you say during awkward silences?

38. Describe your dream girl/guy?
    I don’t have an answer. I don’t dream about being with a stock character. I just dig people as the river runs.

39. What are your favorite stores to shop in?
    The ones on the internet.
40. What do you want to do after high school?
    This question hurts.
41. Do you believe everyone deserves a second chance?
    No. Some people are just bastards.
42. If you’re being extremely quiet what does it mean?
    It means I’m quiet.
43. Do you smile at strangers?
    To fuck with them sometimes. Wave at them too.
44. Trip to outer space or bottom of the ocean?
    None of those things. I like to be where there is an abundant amount of the air that I need to live. I’d be the last mofo in space.
45. What makes you get out of bed in the morning?
    Full bladder.
46. What are you paranoid about?
    Everything.
47. Have you ever been high?
    Yeah
48. Have you ever been drunk?
    ::cackle::
49. Have you done anything recently that you hope nobody finds out about?
    Hope or ensured?
50. What was the colour of the last hoodie you wore?
    This one is grey
51. Ever wished you were someone else?
    A much richer, slimmer me with perfect vision and the ability to stop time.
52. One thing you wish you could change about yourself?
    I’d like to be less fat so that I could wear some of the shirts in the back of the closet.
53. Favourite makeup brand?
    No
54. Favourite store?
    It ends in .com
55. Favourite blog?
    The entirety of my feed reader
56. Favourite colour?
    Purple
57. Favourite food?
    Prepared by someone else
58. Last thing you ate?
    Riesens
59. First thing you ate this morning?
    Ripple chips and bacon cream cheese - see how I’m completely failing at the less fat.
60. Ever won a competition? For what?
    Sure. Stuff.
61. Been suspended/expelled? For what?
    Nope.
62. Been arrested? For what?
    Nope
63. Ever been in love?
    Yep
64. Tell us the story of your first kiss?
    Nope
65. Are you hungry right now?
    Yep. 6 questions ago you asked about food.
66. Do you like your tumblr friends more than your real friends?
    No. I totally stole this survey from tumblr.
67. Facebook or Twitter?
    Twitter
68. Twitter or Tumblr?
    You can’t make me choose.
69. Are you watching tv right now?
    No.
70. Names of your bestfriends?
    Batman, Oregon. Heifer. Nicknames are fun.
71. Craving something? What?
    Food
72. What colour are your towels?
    Towel colored
73. How many pillows do you sleep with?
    3-6
74. Do you sleep with stuffed animals?
    I did until I moved furniture and left it in the closet.
75. How many stuffed animals do you think you have?
    4
76. Favourite animal?
    The ones I bought.
77. What colour is your underwear?
    Grey
78. Chocolate or Vanilla?
    Chocolate.
79. Favourite ice cream flavour?
    Lactose free
80. What colour shirt are you wearing?
    I’m still wearing the grey hoodie.
81. What colour pants?
    Where are these questions going? You are barking up the wrong tree, mate.
82. Favourite tv show?
    Orphan Black/Fresh Meat
83. Favourite movie?
    Gattaca.
84. Mean Girls or Mean Girls 2?
    Mean Girls.
85. Mean Girls or 21 Jump Street?
    Mean Girls.
86. Favourite character from Mean Girls?
    I can’t pick one.
87. Favourite character from Finding Nemo?
    The turtles
88. First person you talked to today?
    Myself
89. Last person you talked to today?
    The cat
90. Name a person you hate?
    I’m too lazy to hate people.
91. Name a person you love?
    We don’t have the time.
92. Is there anyone you want to punch in the face right now?
    Nope.
93. In a fight with someone?
    Not that I know of.
94. How many sweatpants do you have?
    3
95. How many sweaters/hoodies do you have?
    Hoodies 4. I am NOT counting sweaters.
96. Last movie you watched?
    Lucy
97. Favourite actress?
    Tilda Swinton
98. Favourite actor?
    Beat Takeshi
99. Do you tan a lot?
    Ha Ha… No.
100. Have any pets?
     Cat and some fish.
101. How are you feeling?
     Hungry
102. Do you type fast?
     Yes
103. Do you regret anything from your past?
     Not anymore
104. Can you spell well?
     Yes
105. Do you miss anyone from your past?
     Yes
106. Ever been to a bonfire party?
     Yes
107. Ever broken someone’s heart?
     Probably
108. Have you ever been on a horse?
     No
109. What should you be doing?
     Sleeping
110. Is something irritating you right now?
     The length of this survey
111. Have you ever liked someone so much it hurt?
     Yeah, I guess
112. Do you have trust issues?
     -repeat question-
113. Who was the last person you cried in front of?
     I don’t keep tabs on these things.
114. What was your childhood nickname?
     Mammer
115. Have you ever been out of your province/state?
     Yep
116. Do you play the Wii?
     Rarely
117. Are you listening to music right now?
     No
118. Do you like chicken noodle soup?
     Yep
119. Do you like Chinese food?
     Yep
120. Favourite book?
     right now, Lexicon by Max Barry
121. Are you afraid of the dark?
     Yes
122. Are you mean?
     Probably
123. Is cheating ever okay?
     No. Quit being a shit to people.
124. Can you keep white shoes clean?
     Yes.
125. Do you believe in love at first sight?
     No; it’s just an idealized infatuation.
126. Do you believe in true love?
     No.
127. Are you currently bored?
     Hungry
128. What makes you happy?
     Little things
129. Would you change your name?
     Hell no. Then I’d have to remember the new one.
130. What your zodiac sign?
     Virgo
131. Do you like subway?
     No.
132. Your bestfriend of the opposite sex likes you, what do you do?
     Nothing. That is none of my concern.
133. Who’s the last person you had a deep conversation with?
     -repeat-
134. Favourite lyrics right now? “Stand up
     You’ve got to manage
     I won’t sympathize
     Anymore

And if you complain once more
You’lll meet an army of me

You’re alright
There’s nothing wrong
Self sufficience please!
And get to work

And if you complain once more
You’ll meet an army of me

You’re on your own now
We won’t save you
Your rescue squad
Is too eshausted

And if you complain once more
You’ll meet an army of me”

Bjork - Army of Me

1. Can you count to one million?
   How you start us off.
2. Dumbest lie you ever told?
   I can’t remember that far back in life.
3. Do you sleep with your doors open or closed?
   Closed.
4. How tall are you?
   5‘11.5” Just enough to safely round up.
5. Curly or Straight hair?
   Curly
6. Brunette or Blonde?
   Brunette.
7. Summer or Winter?
   Fall
8. Night or Day?
   Night.
9. Favourite month?
   When does Orphan Black come back on?
10. Are you a vegetarian?
    No.
11. Dark, milk or white chocolate?
    Dark
12. Tea or Coffee?
    Tea.
13. Was today a good day?
    Yeah, I guess.
14. Mars or Snickers?
    Lindor
15. What’s your favourite quote? “Be yourself; everyone else is already taken.” - Wilde
16. Do you believe in ghosts?
    Yep
17. Get the closest book next to you, open it to page 42, what’s the first line on that page?
    I’m not getting up for that.

-fin-