Timekiller in surveys and such
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Fawkes Gal
Be honest; name of the last person to text you?
Joey
This time last year what was your relationship status?
Disinterested
What is the 15th text message in your inbox?
Cool
How many radio stations do you listen to?
NPR
When was the last time you were in a car with someone besides family?
I dunno
What’s your favorite show or shows?
Humans
Have you told anybody you loved them today?
Not yet
What are your plans for the weekend?
Sleep
What do you currently hear right now?
Talking coworker
What were you doing Friday night?
Working
What would your name be with the first three letters?
Amb
Do you want to see somebody right now?
Nah.
Think back to the last person you held hands with, would you kiss them?
No.
Do you know anyone that smokes pot?
Yes
Where was the last place you fell asleep other than your bed?
This chair
Who was the last person you talked to on the phone?
Batman
What’s the last compliment you received? “Nice watch”
Your best friend needs you at 3 am, do you go help them?
If I’m not at work
Have you ever slept in the same bed as your friends?
Eons ago
Do you think you can last in a relationship for 3 months?
I guess
Are you on a desktop or laptop?
I’m too fat to be a laptop
Do you think someone is thinking about you right now?
Probably
Who was the last female you talked to?
Coworker
Is the last person of the opposite sex you texted single?
I don’t care
What does your last text message say?
I got sick again
Is there someone who has made a difference in your life?
All the people
Does the last person who texted you ever make you smile?
Joey’s pretty funny
Where do you want to live when you are older?
On a boat
Where is the shirt you’re wearing from?
Kohl’s or Burlington
Would you rather tell somebody straight up, or wait?
Waiting sucks
Is your hair long enough to put in a ponytail?
No
Would you eat a cockroach for your last ex if they asked you?
Fuck that shit
Are there any stressful situations in your life?
This one here, right now
When’s the last time you fell asleep watching a movie?
yesterday
How many cell phones have you had in your life?
over 9000
Last night, did you go to sleep smiling?
I went to sleep with my eyes closed
Have you had sex today?
Nope
What should you be doing right now?
Working.
What day of the week Is it?
Tuesday.
What does that mean you have to do?
Work
What are your plans for tomorrow?
Working
Where do you work?
At work.
What was the last book you read?
Pretty When She Kills
Are you pro-choice?
Yeah
Are you a vegetarian?
No. I like eating dead animals
What is your favorite kind of salad dressing?
viniagrettes
How old were you in 2013?
fucking math … 31
When you were young, what did you want to be when you grew up?
rich
Have you ever been in someone’s wedding?
no
Would you rather visit the Taj Mahal or the Eiffel Tower?
both
Do you live in Florida, Nebraska, or Virginia?
No
Have you ever been to South America?
no
Did your last kiss mean anything to you?
no
If your house was on fire, what 3 things would you try and save?
the people
What does your status say right now?
Dunno
Have you ever ridden on a subway?
yeah
Are your toenails painted at the moment?
No.
Open the nearest book, turn to page 8 and type the first sentence:
This book is a work of fiction
Have you showered yet today?
no
What were you doing at 11 AM this morning?
Watching youtube
What do you plan to be doing in 2 hours?
very little
What is your middle name?
n
Do you prefer to write in pen or pencil?
Pen
Do you keep a journal?
a couple
Are you still friends with your best friend from kindergarten?
hell no
What did you do on your last birthday?
roadtrip
What brand is the deodorant you use?
homemade
What was the last movie you watched?
Tucker and Dale vs Evil
Are you ticklish?
no
Are you shy?
sometimes
Are you hot-tempered?
no
Was your mom over 30 when she had you?
no
Have you ever won more than $100 dollars playing the lottery?
not even $3
Have you ever played strip poker?
Nope
What is your most memorable Halloween costume?
The Doctor from Doctor Who. It was my lazy go to costume
When was the last time you ate popcorn?
White cheddar popcorn last week
What color is the floor of the room you are in?
Some jank multicolor office carpet
Who is your 4th phone contact and how do you know them?
I’m too lazy to grab my phone again
Have you ever lived in a dorm?
Freshman and sophomore year of college
Do you live in an apartment?
Nope
Are any of your friends pregnant?
At least one
Do you have any nieces or nephews?
Two nephews and 75% niece
Who do you trust with your secrets?
Secrets?
How short would you be willing to cut your hair?
off
Do you wish on shooting stars?
no
If someone made a movie about your life, who would star as you?
Gabby Sidibe if she were taller
Is your birthday in winter?
almost
What’s the story behind your most noticeable scar?
birth
Is your car newer than a 2010?
nope
Did you graduate high school within the last 2 years?
no
Is there anything buried in your closet you wouldn’t want anyone to find?
no
What was the last song you listened to?
one in a buzzfeed video. First buzzfeed video i’d seen in ages
Where do you see yourself in the next 3 years?
3 years in the future
What kind of computer do you have?
a few different ones
Do you like sushi?
yes
Name the last thing you ate.
habanero mango salsa chicken
When is the last time you went out to eat?
today to get the chicken
Where did you go?
where they sell the chicken
Do you like mushrooms on your pizza?
sure
How many pairs of flip-flops do you own?
no
Have you ever walked on the beach at night?
no. nor during the day either
What is one thing you really want right now?
a few days off
Are you 100% sure of anything right now?
that I and everyone else in the world truly know nothing
Do you use a bar of soap or body wash?
bar
What’s one thing you almost always have to do before you go to bed?
let the cat in
Without looking can you say what color the sheets are on your bed?
grey
Are you dating the last person you kissed?
no no no no no no no no no (you have to sing it in your head)
Do you like the way you look?
it’s overrated. I have to see it everyday
How’s your hair right now?
under a hat
Last time you were outside?
last night when I got in the car
Do you ever scream just to make yourself feel better?
yes
Why do you think people like you?
I don’t know. They must be crazy
Can you keep a secret?
Yes.
Have you ever lied to a friend?
Yes. I can’t believe they bought it.
What would you do if you got pregnant right now?
Prosecute someone
Have you dated more than 6 people?
Not that I know of.
Did things end badly with your last ex?
um… whatever
Do you know how to play Gin?
I have forgotten
What is your favorite board game of all time?
Stratego
What is one thing people do on a day to day basis that drives you nuts?
Ask obvious questions
Did you enjoy kindergarten?
I don’t remember it
What do you need from the store?
Vodka
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