keeping the trend going in surveys and such

I seem to like putting a survey after the heavy entries to prop them up. The one I nicked from Miss M.

Where were you born?

Nearish Hereish

Do you still live there?

Not in the hospital, no.

Where would you want to live, ideally?

My own private island with ridiculously fast internet and fresh local food.

How old were you when you lost your virginity?

blank stare

Was it good?

blank stare

Are you still with that person?

blank stare

Have you ever eaten fruit right off the tree/vine/bush?

All the time. Best backyard ever.

Do you have or wish to have a garden?

Have one now. It kicks ass.

Do you like to fly (on airplanes)?

No. I like the ground and being close to it on a fairly regular basis. My feet agree.

Do you have any siblings?

Yes.

Do you get along?

Usually. Just played videogames with him a few hours ago.

Do you own a smartphone?

Yes. I wasn't going to buy one, but it was given to me for work. It was a trap. But the damn trap let's me read all my books on the go.

Have you ever sent anyone nudies?

There are pictures of my junk somewhere on the internet probably.

Has anyone ever sent you nudies?

Yeah.

If you could be with one celebrity of the same sex who would it be (or opposite if gay)?

No.

Have you ever had a dream about work?

Those are on the short list of THE WORST

**Have you ever done something creative you've received genuine praise for?

Indeed. Now if I could only get paid for them.

**Are you submissive or dominant sexually?

Nope.

More of a giver or a receiver?

I'm more of a not participator.

Do you have sex regularly?

Nope.

Have you ever had it unprotected?

Whoever wrote this thing was seriously hard up.

Have you ever done any drugs? If so what?

Liquor, used to smoke cigarettes, tylenol, aleve, nyquil. You know, the meds with stuff you can't prounce.

What possession have you owned the longest?

Grumpy Bear Care Bear

Do you want/have kids?

No. I am THE Aunt to remember.

How many?

n/a

What is your opinion about love?

Shit happens. It's funny. Bring your towel.

What is your opinion about chivalry?

Don't be a dick.

What is your opinion about same-sex marriage?

Fantastic

Do you cry at movies?

Who told you?