surv in surveys and such

Can you fill this out without lying? yeah

What was the last thing you put in your mouth? beer

Who was your last text message from? my brother

Where was your profile picture taken? the kitchen

Last person you rode in a car with under the age of 20? nephew

Name someone that made you laugh today? my brother

How late did you stay up last night and why? i don't know...netflix

If you could move somewhere else, would you? my enthusiasm depends on how welcoming the populace is to "others"

Ever been kissed under fireworks? no

Which of your friends lives closest to you? tony

Do you believe ex's can be friends? probably

Calling or texting? texting. the phone was the rudest invention ever

How do you feel about Dr. Pepper? makes a decent chaser

When was the last time you cried really hard? don't know

Where is your biological father right now? this is one of those weird questions. is it also racist?

Where are you at right now? batcave

What bed did you sleep in last night? mine

What was the last thing someone bought for you? bean sprouts

Who took your profile picture? me

Was yesterday better than today? meh

Can you live a day without TV? indeed

Are you mad about anything? nah

Do you think relationships are really worth it? i guess

When was the last time you were extremely disappointed and why? a missed call i saw

Are you a bad influence? maybe a little

Night out or night in? who do i have to deal with?

What items could you not go without during the day? toilet, toilet paper

Would you share a drink with a stranger? no

Who was the last person you visited in the hospital? friends sister

What does the last text message in your inbox say. "on my way"

How do you feel about your life right now? dunno

How many times have you been pulled over by the police? dwb. you guess

Do you hate anyone? no

If we were to look in your inbox, what would we find? job stuff

Can you easily tell if someone’s fake? used to think i could. don't care anymore

Say you were given a drug test right now, would you pass? yeah

Has anyone ever called you perfect before? nope

What song is stuck in your head? everything is awesome

Someone knocks on your window at 2 AM, who do you want it to be? i don't want someone to do that

Wanna have kids before you’re 30? hell no. also i'm 31

Name something you have to do tomorrow? breathe

Can you whistle? yeah

Do you sleep on your side, stomach, or back? it varies

Do you think too much or too little? too damn much

Do you smile a lot? i'm not keeping track

Who was your last missed call on your mobile phone? pass

When is the next time you will see the person you like? when i actually fancy someone. i should have checked this survey for teen-speak

Are you happy with your life? is this thing redundant?

Can you handle the truth? yeah

What was the last book you read? pretty when she dies, rhiannon frater

Is there something you always wear? glasses

What were you doing 30 minutes ago? drinking the beer

Honestly, who was the last person to tell you that they love you? nephew

Did you have an exciting last weekend? nope

Have you ever crawled through a window? yes

Have you ever dyed your hair? a few times

Are you wearing a necklace? no

What's something that can always make you feel better? it varies

Will this weekend be a good one? i guess

What do you want right now? whiskey

Have you ever worn the opposite sex's clothing? all the time

Look behind you, what do you see? fish tank

Have you ever worked in a food place? yep

What would you name your future daughter? nothing. not getting one

Any summer plans for 2014? nope

What’s on your schedule for tomorrow? re-dun-dant

Does anyone know your Facebook password? me

Would you like some cake? nope