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I write words, I sometimes get to perform them out, sometimes I'm even paid. And I'm trying to get it right, get it right.
with enough repetition, your flaws become your style
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mar5 in idea barrages
1.) I feel like if we can just hold onto this civilization long enough to get around to Sacha Baron Cohen starring in a Tony Shalhoub bio-pic, that will be the needed thing to pull us all back to...
When I was a child, the building next door to us was hit by a tornado. Not next-door my home, thank Whoever, but next-door to the Cannonball Twin where I was watching “A League of Their Own” with...
mar4 in idea barrages
1.) The colloquial greeting Down Under “mate” has its origins in the local popularity of the male name “Mathan”, of course in honour of one of it’s founding fathers Sir Mathan Austrail. 2.) Today...
march3 in idea barrages
1.) Mystics and statistics, gods and the odds, there may be magic out there but there’s a lot more frauds. 2.) I guess I’m the one human on the middle-ground that agrees that PETA was cartoonishl...
mar2 in idea barrages
1.) Is a controlling polygamist a possessive plural? 2.) I only divulge my breadmaking skills on a knead-to-know basis. 3.) If someone drops a tree on your house and you don’t immediately yell “...
mar1 in idea barrages
1.) The trick, I guess, is to guide people toward being better to each other without having your message corrupted by the power structure built to disseminate it. Jesus, Mohammad, Buddha, whoever...
I’m sorry for all the times in summer that I said I would prefer the winter I was wrong and this is all my fault blame me totally and I’ll deserve it I did this, I doomed us all to th...
feb28 in idea barrages
1.) We specifically got a heavy metal hinged lidded kitchen trash can so this dog wouldn’t be able to get in the trash anymore. Damn thing pulled the little bit of bag hanging out of the can unti...
feb27 in idea barrages
1.) Your Dylan parody about Back To The Future will be called “All Along The Clocktower”. 2.) I feel like tennis would be twice as popular if they changed the name to “Grunty Swatto”. 3.) Would ...
feb26 in idea barrages
1.) A whiskey flask but inside that whiskey flask, a tiny Bible but inside that tiny Bible, a tiny bottle of a hallucinogen so rare and potent that mainstream science doesn’t even have a word for...
feb25 in idea barrages
1.) Took a nap and had a nightmare about falling into a world of infinite synthesis of thesis and antithesis, infinite remix, deconstruction and reconstruction on an endless loop, watching realit...
feb24 in idea barrages
1.) Clearly we need a corporate merger so that there can be a “Bed Bath Body Works And Beyond”. 2.) Every time you think that the main guys for the New England Patriots couldn’t be worse venial s...
feb23 in idea barrages
1.) The opposite of “Mother Superior” is “Nun The Less”. 2.) Jim Morrison was an avid fan of Tupperware parties and would often sell from Door-to-Door. 3.) Why did they call the clothing line “C...
“You can’t spell ‘arboreal’ without ‘bore’, you know,” her wife gently teased. “You can’t spell it without ‘real’ either,” she teased right back. There was a little bit of truth in her joking of ...
the price of progress in poetry
not so very long ago when you thought distant strangers could hear your thoughts they locked you away now when not enough distant strangers hear our every single little thought it drives u...
when you’re just a little kid you realize object permanence that just because things leave from inside your line of sight it doesn’t mean they are gone probably playing peek-a-boo w...
feb22 in idea barrages
1.) A fun way to refer to the failed casino owner’s insane Twitter is to call it “Vlad Libs”. 2.) Your movie about a Greek philosopher/bouncer will be called RHODESHOUSE. Oh God, will it be terri...
in real life, Rocky would've died at the end in poetry
in real life you would find yourself rooting for the fighter to stay down instead of get up because in real life when you’re beaten that badly and you gets up too soon it doesn’t mean you ar...
covered your flaws over and over these layers thick with white-out hoping to hide and be as if anew for someone else again and again now here you are a scratch ticket in full hoping so...
bottleneck in poetry
ten billion possible pasts filtering into a single now ten billion possible futures lay out before it too here is the chokepoint, the bottleneck that is the single lonely current state ...
feb21 in idea barrages
1.) A zoo membership is the gift that keeps on gibbon. 2.) Bob Barker could raise a lot of money for animal charities if he went viral by founding “Spays Force” right now, is all I’m saying. 3.)...
shakedown 1972 in poetry
Willie Mays once an all-time great lost trying to play in the outfield at Shea because he didn’t know two years ago was the time to go retire away it happened before I was even born ...
feb20 in idea barrages
1.) The Boy Scouts “Needlepoint” badge is super hard to get because it’s sew in tents. 2.) A single ship of Men’s Rights Activists led by the dread pirate Neckbeard. They’re not very tough but re...
feb19 in idea barrages
1.) Having to choose between the warp pipe for extra coins or the hidden 1-Up mushrooms. #firstworldproblems 2.) Less “national emergency” more “emergency caused by allowing power to be seized by...
feb18 in idea barrages
1.) Willie Mays, once an all-time great, lost trying to play in the outfield because he didn’t know that two years ago was the time to go away. It happened before I was even born but the image is...
