feb27 in idea barrages

1.) Your Dylan parody about Back To The Future will be called “All Along The Clocktower”.

2.) I feel like tennis would be twice as popular if they changed the name to “Grunty Swatto”.

3.) Would drunken molecular gastronomy be “Soused Vide”?

4.) I like the idea that, every generation, Mary Poppins visits that family again, the kids are messed-up in another way because her fix didn’t stick so some council of Magical Guides has to perform an intervention on her co-dependent pattern.

5.) “Stop chasing greasy mysterious little rocker boys, it has only brought you pain,” he told her. “Stop chasing women who chase greasy mysterious little rocker boys,” she retorted, “it has only brought you pain.” In chess, they call this Stalemate.

6.) Desperate romantics buying the VIP passes for the shows, hoping for the illusive “meet-and-greet cute”.

7.) Eight-Bit Buddha and The Extra Lives would be a great name for a band.

8.) If you’re attracted to Two-Face, does that make you bisectual?

9.) Tonight’s song for Ollie has been to the tune of “Rock The Casbah”: “the cat don’t like it/pet the fat dog/pet the fat dog”.

10.) For years, I thought Tina Louise, Ginger from GILLIGANS ISLAND, got name-checked in Sublime’s “Summertime” for reasons I could not fathom.

11.) Is it my fault that the world wouldn’t understand a parody of Peter Gabriel’s “Biko” about Balki Bartokamous’ native land of Meepos? This sounds like a The World thing, not a me thing.

12.) A schoolmarm that transforms into a stagecoach called Optimus Prim.

13.) I know that bread puns hurt but they’re, like, a good hurt. Un Bon Pain, as it were.

14.) Some names are proof that we’re all living in a malfunctioning simulation. “Hoda Kotb”, for one.

15.) The three horsemen of the Youtube Ad-pocalypse are Like, Comment and Subscribe.