parody of Wagon Wheel (200th PB post!) in song parodies
- April 13, 2014, 10:31 p.m.
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- Public
heading downtown for the open mic
hoping to hear some songs that I'll like
hoping for a couple tunes to make me feel alright
I rolled into the place a little bit before eight
to the sound of frat douches playing what I hate
I ask the host she says it's the fourth time tonight
so fuck you stop covering "Wagon Wheel"
fuck you don't care how it makes you feel
hey buddy fuck you
fuck you buddy because it's overplayed
fuck you buddy it won't get you laid
hey buddy fuck you
heard it a thousand times and the first was awful
no Dylan didn't write it that shit's apocryphal
it's not your fault, man, you can play okay
it's just some asshole's covering it every day
some people will clap politely even if they're bore
but I for one ain't putting up with shit no more
so fuck you stop covering "Wagon Wheel"
fuck you don't care how it makes you feel
hey buddy fuck you
fuck you buddy because it's overplayed
fuck you buddy it won't get you laid
hey buddy fuck you
you know it's been covered by Darius Rucker
you wanna have something in common with that fucker?
now I'm no snob that's looking down my nose
but all I know is that Hootie really blows
our vengeance is as strong as the day is long
so my advice is that you should go and learn a new song
if you wanna get out of here with all your toes
so fuck you stop covering "Wagon Wheel"
fuck you don't care how it makes you feel
hey buddy fuck you
fuck you buddy because it's overplayed
fuck you buddy it won't get you laid
hey buddy fuck you
Squidobarnez ⋅ April 14, 2014
I hear the Darius Rucker version a lot on the radio while I work, well I did when it was getting more air-time. thankfully I don't recall it being played much recently.