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I write words, I sometimes get to perform them out, sometimes I'm even paid. And I'm trying to get it right, get it right.
with enough repetition, your flaws become your style
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510 barrage in idea barrages
1.) Christian zealots won't drive automatics, they only use emmanuel transmission. 2.) Sure, the Mouseketeers grossed a lot of money but after costs and taxes, they only brought in a net Funnich...
parody of Wonderwall in song parodies
today is gonna be the day I'm having bladder surgery by now you should've somehow known you're changing bedpans for me I don't believe that anybody could put on my shoes except you know th...
may 9th barrage in idea barrages
1.) These things too big to fail, artificially revived, to terrorize the peasants like some kind of Bankenstein. 2.) External validation required but internal sense of validation need to be proj...
Götterdämmerung, Bildungsroman both sound real classy in the original German the second means "coming of age story" the first means "the twilight of the gods" I think I feel both of these co...
spring back in poetry
the birdsong so deafening the blinding sunlight I want the city I want the night I'm sick of bad dreams spilling out full life reviews I want to change I want something new I want a reaso...
atomic mom in poetry
it's a difficult thing holding on to an atomic bomb it is even weirder when the bomb is your mom because my mom is the bomb she is the best in a crisis the lady gets things done she's t...
rambling home near midnight marveling at the beautiful moon's light upon the horizon until I get closer and see its advertising an illuminated billboard reminding us of job openings for w...
anti-social socialists well-established anarchists growing listless making lists wide awake and tired of it we just want to be the best we just want to rest the contradictions are building ...
life stories in poetry
Robert Johnson didn't sell his soul to the devil at the crossroads to learn the guitar real pretty it was an earlier bluesman named Tommy Johnson it was a common name back then for Mississi...
life story in poetry
how to survive a lightning strike manage to get real lucky twice once to get hit once to stay alive a fluke and a gift on two rolls of the dice wouldn't it be nice wouldn't it be nice ...
barrage scraps in idea barrages
1.) At your May The Fourth parties, I hope you all drank from Han Solo cups. 2.) So where's our indie-film inverse PRODUCERS where some guys try to make a good-bad movie and fail at it? 3.) All...
parody of Tin Man in song parodies
Cosby used/to be funny before everything he said became a lecture when young he was bawdy too has he gone senile or is that just conjecture? but Coz never gave us reasons to eat Jell-O ...
parody of Tax Man in song parodies
(this one's sort of a local in-joke) with Dion here's how it will be he'll play two songs or maybe three cuz he's the saxman yeah I'm the saxman should your music require a horn that's...
parody of I Want You To Want Me in song parodies
I want you to haunt me I need you in bedsheets just phone in with moaning I'm hoping you'll possess me I want you to haunt me I need you in bedsheets just phone in with moaning I'd nev...
you work the saxons I'll work the angles gather from the ground I'll cut off what dangles they call them dumb rocks we'll call them bangles we'll take our needs string them like beads ...
barrage medley in idea barrages
1.) Ladies, if you're sick of trying to rehabilitate bad boys and drunks & want a man whose main flaw is poor job prospects, try Brand Mike! 2.) They allow you to slide down streams of brown...
cinco de barrago in idea barrages
1.) The particular way you piss on a Jack Chick booklet is your urinary tract inflection. 2.) I'm astonished Doritos has never done the Star Wars promo flavour "Skywalker Ranch". 3.) Mash-up id...
whiskey tango foxtrot in poetry
whiskey tango foxtrot alphanumeric spy stations call out on the shortest of shortwaves some people say it's the Russians some people say they're actually the CIA and some people sa...
running the booth next to the caricature artist at an arts and crafts fair I keep bobbing my head on reflex as if I was ruining the photo by having my face in the shot but no no ...
parody of Reunited in song parodies
I was a fool to ever lose the flame me minus fire is feeling really lame the jailtime I had has made me lonesome and sad I realize I love char cuz I want it so bad, hey, hey spent the ev...
parody of Lucy In The Sky With Diamonds in song parodies
picture yourself as a big fucking robot that turns into cars when it wants to hide somebody sees you, you shapeshift quite loudly and all in sub-par C.G.I. Shia LeBoeuf stars with Megan Fox...
may 2 barrage in idea barrages
1.) A "Reunited And It Feels So Good" parody about a pyromaniac? "Reignited" and so forth? 2.) Rob Ford is a shining example of how many second-chances you get when you have the privilege of a f...
young street buskers old professional wrestlers performance artists and master baristas these are the people I have learned from burlesque dancers car dispatchers baseball hecklers an...
ten fifteen minutes twenty minutes shuffling there in the sick fluorescent shimmer of the Wal-Mart flood lights trying to pick a baby shower gift for old friends realizing you have no idea ...
still life in poetry
I saw a statue of a porcupine knitting with two of its barbs using two parts of its deterrence to bring wool yarn together into something useful into a sweater or a scarf or something ...
