parody of How Bizarre in song parodies

Rasputin's makin' plans... and you know he's a mad mad monk
keeping them out of world war one by bringing home the funk
they tried stabbing him fifteen times from behind
he just laughed, said "bitch please, get in line"
Rasputin pulls the knife out, looks them straight in the eyes
says "I know what you're doing, I know you wanna try..."

...to kill the tzar
kill the tzar, kill the tzar
kill the tzar
kill the tzar, kill the tzar

wars and rumours of war, the end was coming too fast
maybe he was a prophet or just learned well from the past
wishing wells and magic spells... among Grigori's tools
they say they are righteous... but the mad monk won't be fooled

they wanna... kill the tzar
kill the tzar, kill the tzar
kill the tzar
kill the tzar, kill the tzar

ooh, baby
revolutionaries
everytime I look around
everytime I look around
everytime I look around
wrecking the place

poison Rasputin's beet soup... and he'll just ask for more
beat him to the ground, he'll say he's just cleaning the floor
target the royal fam instead, if you're lazier
he'll still manage to smuggle out Anastasia
Lenin yells "hey I got this" Stalin says "I'm next"
century later, the wall falls because of Rasputin's hex
flushed out the whole palace, every cranny and nook
you wanna know the rest? hey, read a history book

they... killed the tzar
killed the tzar, killed the tzar
killed the tzar
killed the tzar, killed the tzar

ooh, baby
revolutionaries
everytime I look around
everytime I look around
everytime I look around
wrecking the place