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I write words, I sometimes get to perform them out, sometimes I'm even paid. And I'm trying to get it right, get it right.
with enough repetition, your flaws become your style
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after slaying the bull of heaven in poetry
it is a lesson that goes all the way back to good King Gilgamesh you can go home again after all your loss and all your existential quests but the world will have left you inexorably chang...
april 9 part 2 in idea barrages
1.) More like Werthers UNORIGINALS, AMIRITE?! 2.) What I like most about the dog is that when I prattle on endlessly he's nice enough to wag his tail and pretend to listen. 3.) It's a Zelda gam...
april 9 in idea barrages
1.) I don't look like a James Dean/True Blood muscle-twink like TV tells women they're supposed to want but it doesn't make me any less awesome. 2.) I can't remember what I had for lunch yesterd...
the secret scene in poetry
the film reel running out at the movies at the end after the secret scene after all of the credits with a rumble and a few slightly damaged frames blurring unspooling flickering out into ...
april 8 in idea barrages
1.) I'm nowhere near perfect but I got a lot of awesome to give, going to waste when there's no one to share it with, I suppose. 2.) Skeletor is my spirit animal. 3.) They knew WWF marks though...
the mission in poetry
I wanna be the patron saint of agnostics I wanna be a high priest of doubt I want to remind you it's a sin to be too sure and that it's a virtue to try and figure it out I want you to m...
april 7 in idea barrages
1.) 3AM thought: someone at Disney heard the phrase "Herpes The Love Bug" changed one consonant & made it into a kids movie about an alive car. 2.) Has there been a pregnancy couture boutiqu...
wants and needs in poetry
the smell of cheap beer in an expensive beard is that what you want? he's running around all over the town making you look like a clown is that what you want? because it's not a questi...
overflow error in poetry
there is too much of me too much hair too much flesh too much bone too much width too much height too much fat too much of everything there is too much past still too much future oce...
april 6 in idea barrages
1.) Flight 370 was a tragedy because of the lives lost but how is the continuing search still a huge story? Just residual conspiracy BS? 2.) Do we even know the difference between culture & ...
a cup filled with maybes in poetry
am I indecisive or not? I don't know I'm not sure I'll have to think about it some more I'll have to talk it through do I have a hard time trying to make up my mind? do I experience diffi...
a needed break in poetry
there is socioeconomic Stockholm Syndrome wall-to-wall whenever I try to watch the news so I just turn the channel I put on cartoons it's not the best answer but sometimes it's all we'...
up the creek in poetry
grow grow grow your boat trees become canoes dare to dream dare to dream dare to dream dare to dream we become things too even if sometimes we must spoon into our living parts to do ...
parody of Sounds Of Silence in song parodies
World of Warcraft, my old friend here I am playing you again because levels require grinding secret treasures require finding soon the trials will reveal their just reward a plus-four sword ...
senator janitor banker and nun we are all mostly just mundane and ugly and plain but we all get our flashes of being fantastic the trick is finding the discipline to get the timing right ...
april 5 part 2 in idea barrages
1.) Que sriracha sriracha, food as an internet meme, wonder what the next will be, que sriracha sriracha. 2.) If you think about it, PB&J is an ampersandwich. 3.) If you see an elaborate ma...
parody of I'm Only Happy When It Rains in song parodies
I'm only happy when there's brains I'm only happy when it's me who ate it the only way that I am satiated I'm only happy when there's brains you know I love the stuff inside your head the on...
april 5 in idea barrages
1.) Shirley Temple's singing voice as a child was kind of like a member of the Lollipop Guild with a taste for blood. 2.) The road to hell is paved with the belief there's such a thing as hell. ...
missing pieces in poetry
and if you can't drop biscuits at least drop beats and if you can't change the world at least change me if you can't preach to the birds go preach to the bees and if you can't do pus...
april 4 in idea barrages
1.) The fortune cookie said "you are almost there". From your crust to the ears of The Great Magnet, noble sweetbread. 2.) grow grow grow your boat/trees become canoes/dare to dream, dare to dre...
puppetland in poetry
in puppetland we're the imaginary friends crafted out of felt and socks held up high to maintain the illusion for naive puppet children that human beings could ever be real could ever feel...
april 3 in idea barrages
1.) Has TLC had a "reality" show about the bearded lady yet? I think that's all that's left on the carnival sideshow bingo card. 2.) If paying way too much for a car makes you feel young, man, l...
april 2 part 2 in idea barrages
1.) If at first you don't succeed, "died with an out-of-state license & months of lottery tickets in his wallet" isn't the worst obituary line. 2.) The newest meme should just be a dog dress...
april 2 barrage in idea barrages
1.) The Transformer who goes around enforcing robot gender is really just a social Constructicon. 2.) Happy is the day there's a new Welcome to Night Vale AND a new The Church of the SubGenius r...
april start barrage in idea barrages
1.) April Fools Day is amateur hour for jokers the same way New Years is for drinkers. It is the least funny day to prank. Everyone expects it. 2.) That we've reached a point in sport where we'r...
