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I write words, I sometimes get to perform them out, sometimes I'm even paid. And I'm trying to get it right, get it right.
with enough repetition, your flaws become your style
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parody of Tax Man in song parodies
(this one's sort of a local in-joke) with Dion here's how it will be he'll play two songs or maybe three cuz he's the saxman yeah I'm the saxman should your music require a horn that's...
parody of I Want You To Want Me in song parodies
I want you to haunt me I need you in bedsheets just phone in with moaning I'm hoping you'll possess me I want you to haunt me I need you in bedsheets just phone in with moaning I'd nev...
you work the saxons I'll work the angles gather from the ground I'll cut off what dangles they call them dumb rocks we'll call them bangles we'll take our needs string them like beads ...
barrage medley in idea barrages
1.) Ladies, if you're sick of trying to rehabilitate bad boys and drunks & want a man whose main flaw is poor job prospects, try Brand Mike! 2.) They allow you to slide down streams of brown...
cinco de barrago in idea barrages
1.) The particular way you piss on a Jack Chick booklet is your urinary tract inflection. 2.) I'm astonished Doritos has never done the Star Wars promo flavour "Skywalker Ranch". 3.) Mash-up id...
whiskey tango foxtrot in poetry
whiskey tango foxtrot alphanumeric spy stations call out on the shortest of shortwaves some people say it's the Russians some people say they're actually the CIA and some people sa...
running the booth next to the caricature artist at an arts and crafts fair I keep bobbing my head on reflex as if I was ruining the photo by having my face in the shot but no no ...
parody of Reunited in song parodies
I was a fool to ever lose the flame me minus fire is feeling really lame the jailtime I had has made me lonesome and sad I realize I love char cuz I want it so bad, hey, hey spent the ev...
parody of Lucy In The Sky With Diamonds in song parodies
picture yourself as a big fucking robot that turns into cars when it wants to hide somebody sees you, you shapeshift quite loudly and all in sub-par C.G.I. Shia LeBoeuf stars with Megan Fox...
may 2 barrage in idea barrages
1.) A "Reunited And It Feels So Good" parody about a pyromaniac? "Reignited" and so forth? 2.) Rob Ford is a shining example of how many second-chances you get when you have the privilege of a f...
young street buskers old professional wrestlers performance artists and master baristas these are the people I have learned from burlesque dancers car dispatchers baseball hecklers an...
ten fifteen minutes twenty minutes shuffling there in the sick fluorescent shimmer of the Wal-Mart flood lights trying to pick a baby shower gift for old friends realizing you have no idea ...
still life in poetry
I saw a statue of a porcupine knitting with two of its barbs using two parts of its deterrence to bring wool yarn together into something useful into a sweater or a scarf or something ...
april capstone barrage in idea barrages
1.) And then, of course, there is Rand Paul's jazz album BIRTH OF THE CRUEL. 2.) Driving for hours w/ the FM dial on scan simulated my natural thought process but I finally heard the "Happy" son...
barrage of late April 28 in idea barrages
1.) I ought to name a poetry collection "How To Survive A Lightning Strike" someday without any connection to the actual poems. 2.) The Inevitable Destinyman. 3.) His mutant power was total mas...
barrage of insolence in idea barrages
1.) A cafe for Canadian Trekkies called "Tim Horta's". 2.) "I Want You To Want Me" parody about someone with a ghost fetish? "I Want You To Haunt Me"? 3.) Driving west Steely Dan came on & ...
residual barrage in idea barrages
1.) Using my inability to sing well is the Meg White that brings the Jack White of my being a decent parody writer into high relief. 2.) Maybe we can make lemonade out of the lemons of net-neutr...
let it be naked in poetry
yes, of course I am insecure yes, of course I am doing this partly because I am insecure but what you have to remember is that's good it's a good thing it's good that this comes from a p...
april 23 barrage in idea barrages
1.) Gamer rap lyrics are all like "EMULATORS! Moooooooount up." 2.) So, essentially, Jay Gatsby was driven mad by his desire to join the Green Lantern Corps. Gotcha. 3.) Theocracy: unsafe at an...
parody of White Wedding in song parodies
hey little sister where's your helmet? hey little sister bought your flux yet? hey little sister brought all your tools? hey little sister what's the gas you use? hey little sister tungsten! ...
a standard barrage in idea barrages
1.) When I watched Star Wars as a kid I was the only one who wanted to be the wishy-washy hero not the mysterious jerk. It tells my whole story. 2.) I can no longer look at the old DICK TRACY mo...
parody of Dance Magic Dance in song parodies
you remind me of the bulge what bulge? the bulge in the pants what pants? the pants of real huge who's huge? he's huge his what? his bulge is really huge I saw this movie it was about Bo...
there are days I try to be bukowski but with less misogyny there are days I try to be ginsberg but with a little bit less sodomy and there are the days I try to be twain but with a little...
home is where the heart is breaking home is where the heart is clogging with arterial fat home is where the heart is skipping its beats in despair home is where the heart is dying so get ...
I'm not fat I'm famine-resistant I'm not fat yes I'm two men by weight but look at it this way I'm your own personal three-way I'm not fat I'm plush I'm a comfortable couch against wh...
