parody of Tax Man in song parodies

(this one's sort of a local in-joke)

with Dion here's how it will be
he'll play two songs or maybe three
cuz he's the saxman
yeah I'm the saxman

should your music require a horn
that's what he got here early for
cuz he's the saxman
yeah I'm the saxman

if you want high-fives
he'll sax your palm
if you want it soft
he'll sax real calm
if you pay him well
he'll sax your prom
if you don't watch out
he'll sax your mom

cuz he's the saxman
yeah I'm the saxman

a tune that makes you want to hum
probably with Malcolm on the drums
cuz he's the saxman
yeah I'm the saxman

the guys often end up enraged
when girls throw panties at the stage
cuz he's the saxman
yeah I'm the saxman
and he's usually on just before me