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I write words, I sometimes get to perform them out, sometimes I'm even paid. And I'm trying to get it right, get it right.
with enough repetition, your flaws become your style
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how its done in poetry
I'll never be pure enough to join the good-good guys I'll never be confident enough to join the bad I've never been comfortable on either side of any line in-between is all I've ever had ...
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1.) No sleep til Brooklyn? Brother, I don't sleep well either way. 2.) You know what I want? A Cards Against Humanity expansion written by Brian Eno. I feel like he'd have interesting things to ...
718 in idea barrages
1.) I want an insane level of Fanta product placement in the Fantastic Four reboot. Minutes holding on The Thing just staring lovingly at a can. 2.) A zoo whose billboards proclaim "no credit or...
716 in idea barrages
1.) Abandon all hype, ye who enter here. 2.) Working clean is like playing baseball with one hand tied behind your back. Yes, it's possible but it's also half-assed and awkward at best. 3.) The...
715 in idea barrages
1.) Dear Joss Whedon, if we meet Captain Hammer's dad in DR HORRIBLE 2, he needs to be played by Bruce Campbell. 2.) That sigh of relief when you hear the new Al Yankovic and find he didn't get ...
No, love does not conquer all. Entropy conquers all. But that doesn't minimize love's fleeting victories. It only makes them more special. It only makes them more precious. Love is an eyebli...
an agnostic convocation in poetry
if anything at all can be a magic spell it is in the stories that we tell not in the prayers that we might pray that may have the power to sway the actions of the extant gods and monsters w...
714 in idea barrages
1.) So far ATTACK ON TITAN has taught me that the Japanese see us as giant rampaging smiling monsters that they must become more like to defeat. 2.) Is there anything more delusional than what a...
713 in idea barrages
1.) If you ban the Catholic Church, all it's going to lead to is dangerous back-alley absolutions. 2.) Bob Seger is the official soundtrack to going to high school football games in your thirtie...
beginning of a weird rap song in poetry
grandpa pulled up stakes and moved to Tampa Bay he said he found himself now grandpa says he's gay grandpa moved to Tampa Bay now he says that grandpa's gay
the truth of the matter in poetry
God is dead yes God is dead I know this because I KILLED HIM MYSELF! I know that God is dead because I killed Him and made it look like an accident made it look like he just slipped in a ...
your ride's here in poetry
the holy ghost is breathing the son's gone underground the father's quite dismayed at the way it all went down the church became a shopping mall there's adverts on the steeple open up your ...
712 in idea barrages
1.) Pink's is only worth it if for some reason your hot dog is enhanced by looking at a Jay Leno autograph while waiting in line for it. 2.) The Legion of Superheroes is the dumbest comic idea e...
next exit: tipperary in poetry
sometimes that line in "Man On The Moon" sounds like "here's a truckstop instead of Reseda" to me instead of "here's a truckstop instead of Saint Peter" as it should be but just to my ...
the hollow-men in poetry
the things that used to be integral to the fabric of a community whose absence would once be unimaginable got hollowed out by Wal-Mart and now they must be desperately begged for tackily cro...
710 pt 2 in idea barrages
1.) Dufresne in the storm drain/DUFRESNE IN THE DRAIN!/Dufresne in the storm drain/ANDY DUFRESNE IN THE STORM DRAIN! 2.) Step One: Find A Farmer Named Andre. Step Two: Sell His Product As "Beets...
710 (300th PB post) in idea barrages
1.) That player who would be great if he got all his talent in order but no team wants to have him while he's working on it? He is my analogy to my dateability. 2.) Joe Tehan's kids will be look...
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1.) As Apu finally realized, sometimes you can't get things right until you return to the site of your spiritual depantsing. 2.) I hope Richard Kiel lives a long fruitful life but, when he does ...
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1.) Crop circles are just bored farmers walking on boards all night in their fields. But, really, it is even more lovely that way. 2.) Floyd "Time" straight into "Hotel California", huh? Radio g...
the first version was cranky and wond'rous a bit of jerk really but an obvious prodigy probably too clever by half for his own goddamned good but fantastic to any eye that could see and he...
confession in life stuff and misc.
Whenever Rod Stewart comes on the radio when I'm driving, I leave it on until it's done, even though I fucking hate Rod Stewart. But my ex-girlfriend's dad loved it and... even though he passed a...
7.5 in idea barrages
1.) I mean, Dubya-Step must exist as a genre, yes? 2.) Whatever you write, you indirectly write about yourself. Unless you writing directly about yourself. In that case, find a strong metaphor. ...
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1.) Indie rock bands live on twee lime pie. 2.) Bottom feeding. Squid tested, mollusk approved. 3.) Do the Chinese get offended when a big action movie has a couple token scenes in China to mak...
6.29 in idea barrages
1.) He was the flashiest sexual-reassignment surgeon in the world. Everyone said he really knew how to make an entrance. 2.) In a rare simultaneous case of Stockholm and Jerusalem Syndromes, she...
6.27 in idea barrages
1.) Polo would have a lot more cross-cultural appeal had they just called it "horse hockey". 2.) We'll tie our hair back w/ lobster claw bands salvaged from the dumpster of a four-star restauran...
