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I write words, I sometimes get to perform them out, sometimes I'm even paid. And I'm trying to get it right, get it right.
with enough repetition, your flaws become your style
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invisible ink in poetry
tattoos you've got yours that's fine but I wear mine on the inside flip my skin and you would find a tapestry marked off in time an illustrated man of broken plans of high-watermar...
parody of Reading Rainbow theme in song parodies
butterfly on your thigh I can go twice as high that word, look it's in that book it's cunnilingus let me go anywhere take this trip I'll read your lips it's cunnilingus let's make u...
the ides of april 3 (100th PB barrage) in idea barrages
1.) Dreams are just a remix/of your life by the DJ in your head/but the tracks are sometimes so mashed-up/it seems a different thing instead. 2.) If only government whistleblowers all went by po...
to market to market in poetry
I never could figure out unconditional love of self without tipping overboard into seas of raging narcissism and so in hopes of not being such an asshole I raised high the flag of self-doubt...
parody of How Bizarre in song parodies
Rasputin's makin' plans... and you know he's a mad mad monk keeping them out of world war one by bringing home the funk they tried stabbing him fifteen times from behind he just laughed, said ...
the ides of april 2 in idea barrages
1.) Japan predicted the entire internet when it invented pornographic cat girls. Good job, I... think? 2.) Look, as long as snow doesn't stick to the road and melts in the morning, it isn't real...
the ides of april in idea barrages
1.) Right-wing rancher jackoffs can steal grass for their cattle from public land but we can't camp out at Zuccotti? #OWS 2.) Yeah, it's a rub but it's a DRY rub. 3.) Yeah, it's a hump but it's...
the mean while in poetry
the worst regrets aren't the things you can see happen as they're happening the worst regrets are the ones you don't see for months down the road for years those are the ones that mak...
april 14 part 2 in idea barrages
1.) When folks tell me to get my ass in gear I wanna tell them "you'll have to manipulate my stick shift to make it happen". 2.) RPers, it is your job to play a Klingon halfling and call him Dwo...
april 14 in idea barrages
1.) She said the way he cleared his throat was gross. He said that, rather, the hills were alive with the sound of mucus. 2.) My new invention puts three little shadows in the lower right eye of...
parody of Wagon Wheel (200th PB post!) in song parodies
heading downtown for the open mic hoping to hear some songs that I'll like hoping for a couple tunes to make me feel alright I rolled into the place a little bit before eight to the sound of ...
we can't go back we can't go forth but I can't let it go for whatever that's worth it all went down six feet under the dirt in another life and on some other earth it's just a fli...
april 13 in idea barrages
1.) Because of course a show about gold mining in cold places would be on a channel called ANIMAL PLANET? 2.) So here's my idea for a trending topic for Palm Sunday. #facepalmsunday 3.) The les...
footprints in response in poetry
in my dreams I walked a beach with Christ and watch out paths there in the night there were places where there were two sets of footprints and other times but one I asked Jesus Christ how tha...
april 12 in idea barrages
1.) The best place for a quick Passover meal in the Midwest is, of course, Seder Rapids. 2.) He hates the HELL out of the Oz Renaissance Faire, just because they're always saying "How about a li...
part of a complete lovesong in poetry
well I don't mind making breakfast can I be your Lucky Charmer I would gladly warm your Pop Tarts am I getting any warmer if you want I'll be yours for Life and you know I play no Trix if I...
april 11 part 2 in idea barrages
1.) Let us now start referring to privileged libertarian "thinkers" telling people why the poor should stay poor as "Aynsplaining". 2.) Of course Henry Kissinger is a Yankees fan. Of course he i...
parody of White Room With Black Curtains in song parodies
in the Fight Club... in an undis... closed lo...cation shirtless weirdoes... punch each other... in the faces but they're hugging... after getting... all those black eyes dawn's light comes......
parody of the Patty Duke Show theme in song parodies
meet Hamid who runs Afghanistan according to C-I-A plans but Mahmood runs the Kabul banks that purchase all the army tanks what a crazy pair! but they're Karzais American puppets, all the...
the parable of the drowning man in poetry
one day a man woke up and the first floor of his house was flooding the street beneath him was flooded-out totally there was no way out without drowning so in his second floor bedroom he stay...
april 11 in idea barrages
1.) If you get a D.F.A. in modern literature, does that give you a license for deconstructive surgery? 2.) How was "A Haunted House 2" not a January dump film? How bad were the other films to ge...
april 10 in idea barrages
1.) Is a washed-up fratboy a Has-Bro? 2.) In a production office, the chicken Pad invariably ends up with the PA because the Thai goes to the runner. 3.) "In a fight club with black curtains, d...
maybe Jesus Christ had Himself crucified to get Mother Mary off His Goddamned back "what's with all this preaching stuff?" "there's no money in it, honey" "go back into carpentry" "it's...
we are we and weary in poetry
you can say that you're all about not giving into despair but you're a whole different person when you're scared you can say you've accepted that life isn't fair but you're a whole differ...
of d-keys and blue screen freeze in poetry
the house is full of moths this keyboard's breaking down there's bad juju all around did the fortune cookie lie? the creditors are calling, to start family relationships are falling apart ...
