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I write words, I sometimes get to perform them out, sometimes I'm even paid. And I'm trying to get it right, get it right.
with enough repetition, your flaws become your style
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barrage in motion 2 in idea barrages
1.) The League of Affiliated Agnostics is a non-prophet organization. 2.) Actually, Liechtenstein is the micro-state. Its tax haven tradition is Liechtenstein's monster. 3.) Led Zeppelin was th...
letters from camp 1 in poetry
I am no longer so afraid of flight not for most of the process not anymore not like I was when I first flew when I saw Spain and Italy as a boy when I almost ripped the arms off the chairs ...
barrage in motion in idea barrages
1.) I have decided that Groot and the MTV Beach House Tiki God are related. Cousins, perhaps. 2.) All dichotomies are false except when they're not. 3.) A mash-up of "You Were Always On My Mind...
the con job in poetry
the major difference between a church service and a comic book convention seems to be that at least congoers admit to reality again come Monday morning I am not Superman not Wolverine an...
Look up into the sky tonight and pick a star. Any star. Look up in the sky and focus on that distant point. That is what our sun looks like to someone out there circling that light. We are th...
87 in idea barrages
1.) When she told Señor Wences to "talk to the hand" she had no idea what sort of dark future she was setting into motion. 2.) Memory infects us and we become carriers. Even when symptomless, we...
86 in idea barrages
1.) Middle-Earth's Instagram service is called Frodograph. 2.) There's a version of me then there's aversion of me. Then there's aversion of a version of me and vicesy-vee. Language is interesti...
85 in idea barrages
1.) If you think about it, herpes is a literal love bug. 2.) A sitcom about Hawkeye based on MARTIN would be worth it for the theme song alone. "Baaarton, Baarrton, how y'all been..." 3.) I cal...
84 in idea barrages
1.) I have a much stronger ability to leave well enough alone than most people I know but... like... that's not always a good thing, I suppose. 2.) Everyone speaks of how social networking is th...
fear of flying in poetry
if my plane should go down mourn me as were you my widow even though we never even kissed if the pilot faints from drink think of me as were were lovers even though I never even had the co...
the future in poetry
there's a poem that I wanted to do but I'm having trouble with my smart phone and so I'm stalling for time I'm stalling for time by saying these words I'm stalling for time because every ...
83 in idea barrages
1.) I like to believe that peaches filmed a horror movie about the threat of being turned into preserves called JARS. 2.) Trying to let go of the search for the moment where it all went wrong an...
to the tune of Psycho Killer in older archived parodies
I can't understand a single word he's got a butcher's knife he's chasing birds how could I hope to understand he's a puppet with human hands Swedish Chef… what's he saying? bork bork...
to the tune of 1999 in older archived parodies
I was feasting when I wrote this Forgive me for wearing chain mail But when I woke up this mornin’ Coulda sworn the bard was telling tales He said the fair's ending We all have to go ba...
Writing is not the Dionysian endeavour so many desire it to be. Okay? Drunken. Instant. Born of epiphany, spontaneously, parthenogenically. Dionysus of wine and rebirth and revels may be fine f...
82 in idea barrages
1.) Pac-Man died for our sins 3 times a quarter every night in neon cathedrals until we all decided it was a rite fit only for our living rooms. 2.) We turn those we oppress into the underdogs w...
more end of July, why not in idea barrages
1.) I'll say this for Octomom, if she ever did a kickstarter, you know she'd be able to make the stretch goals. 2.) I don't think any vampire Batman story has ever ended by Robin defeating him w...
end of July barrage in idea barrages
1.) You can't prove that "Panama" and "Round And Round" aren't actually the same song. 2.) Reworking ALTERED BEAST as a rhythm game called ALTERED BEATS seems like a great way to cash in on the ...
727 in idea barrages
1.) You can go to Karmicon but there are no freebies there. 2.) You cannot have a Ren faire on Lake Mead without disappointing a LOT of people. 3.) If her name was Ms. Pac-Man before they even ...
725 in idea barrages
1.) I want there to be Pokemon Young Earth Creationists and Old Earth Creationists, opposed to Pokemon evolution in different strange ways. 2.) If forced to choose a favourite locust rap song, I...
they tell you do not they tell you don't they tell you do not do not don't do not do not do not don't do not do not do not don't and they keep telling you do not do not don't do not do ...
from an unseen censer in poetry
names have been changed to protect the innocent names have been changed to protect the dubious concept of innocence names have been changed to protect myself from my proclivity toward insolence...
we are all leaves falling from a tree when we are born our lives are not the times when we were green when we were safely attached to some nourishing branch our lives begin the mom...
723 in idea barrages
1.) Oh there's a ten in the MORNING now? How nice for you. 2.) My favourite progressive gangsta rap group is definitely Death Row Tull. 3.) We feed our Cthulhu only the best Tendril Vittles. 4...
the weakest barrage of all in idea barrages
1.) Look, sometimes get unions get corrupt but it's worth it if it means businesses can't get away with goddamned everything, okay? Jeez. 2.) Is a lack of a strategy better than a bad strategy? ...
