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I write words, I sometimes get to perform them out, sometimes I'm even paid. And I'm trying to get it right, get it right.
with enough repetition, your flaws become your style
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love poem 140 in poetry
if your rocket burns out swallow the sky if your boat springs a leak drink the sea but if it ever gets boring leave your fella and find me
1118 in idea barrages
1.) Nothing’s better for curing meat than penicillin, if you think about it. 2.) If you’re gonna put Skeletor in a car commercial, you render all other car commercials disappointing forever. 3.) ...
1117 in idea barrages
1.) The weirdest idea I’ve ever had for a sitcom was titled HANGIN’ WITH JAMES FENIMORE COOPER. 2.) Dear gas station ad, you can’t call your gas “a full tank of freedom” unless you give it away. ...
the flower of gower gulch in poetry
we cannot walk on water and so westward we wade into the orangade ocean just as into cornfields jamesearljones did fade as such was our pilgrammage to the most fictional place on earth ...
1115 in idea barrages
1.) Her time at the chiropractor was a real disc appointment. 2.) Science fiction pro-tip: when we write about time travel, we’re writing about romantic regrets we want to take back. 3.) It’s abo...
an owl in daylight in poetry
Pallas Athena wisdom and defense talons cut her shoulder bleed down her gleaming breast steel eyes lost in thought set in marble flesh if only I could know her not as on museum stand as ...
1114 in idea barrages
1.) Fido hates being labeled as a “cocaine addict”. He prefers “drug sniffing dog”. 2.) The greatest product placement ever would have been “No Old Country Buffet For Old Men” and they blew it. T...
holy night in poetry
the inflatable Santas are out on the porch-fronts of Route Five-South the Christmas cock-measuring contest has begun the begin they’re hanging up icicle lights they’re blaring out with Silent Nig...
1113 in idea barrages
1.) Scientology’s Hollywood presence makes me wonder how BATTLEFIELD EARTH never got a television adaptation as MY NAME IS TERL. 2.) It feels like the popularity of the recent Battlestar Galactic...
circuit-rider in poetry
hands hands on hands on the wheel now don’t let go the gauge is unreliable the desire is undeniable I’m on an eighth of a tank maybe less I don’t know running just above e...
1112 in idea barrages
1.) If you were hideously deformed, you could mingle about the world by going to comic-cons claiming to cosplay something “really obscure”. 2.) I haven’t seen a Dalek-shaped bong yet. I’m honestl...
put an H on your chest in poetry
we’re all shape-shifters, really we just happen to go very very slow we all time travel, you know except only forward and somehow even slower we are all superheroes inactively fractionally...
nothing makes you feel more like you’re living in a movie than the store you just walked into having the same radio station on that you had in the car that few second gap then jum...
1111 in idea barrages
1.) They’re the hipster Transformers, the Deconstructicons. They’re… pretty terrible. 2.) How many fantasy teams will be called Brutal Rebels of the Hellscape? 3.) It’s impossible for the Dumb &a...
once there was concept then there was thought when thought gave way to idea but idea quickly split off into the twins need and want that’s when all hell broke loose when the interaction ...
lying in the bathtub elbows to the walls I could push forever I could push the walls forever nothing could ever happen I’m not strong enough at best if I went mad or worst I suppose and ...
eight miles high in poetry
you’re falling you’re falling now you can’t shake the feeling of the wind in your eyes you’re falling there’s a silver line almost invisibly fine trailing out your heart th...
1110 in idea barrages
1.) I ran my entire emotional gamut from self-pity to mocking my own self-pity to screaming. 2.) “I haven’t even done it yet,” she said, “and I’m already pregretting it.” 3.) Watch who you say “s...
#FilmsWithOneLetterMissing in idea barrages
1.) A Cockwork Orange #FilmsWithOneLetterMissing 2.) The Empire Trikes Back #FilmsWithOneLetterMissing 3.) Eternal Sunshine Of The Potless Mind #FilmsWithOneLetterMissing 4.) Full Meta Jacket #Fi...
119 in idea barrages
1.) It’s amazing that a high-profile show could be doomed from the start simply by how awful the title was but… SELFIE managed it. 2.) Have we already done Avengers 2/The Amazing Spader-Man jokes...
again & again in poetry
I’m trying to be a skeptic without becoming cynical I’m trying to stay hip to things without becoming hypocritical I’m trying to find a rhythm to my life without j...
117 in idea barrages
1.) Thought of the night: if I have any unsettled wrongs I’ve committed, please clue me in, I’m trying to clear my karmic decks, so to speak. 2.) The least terrible Billy Joel song is “This Is ...
baby I have realistic expectations in poetry
I like big butts but honestly a beggar not a chooser be when a girl’s not annoyed by a man who’s not employed I get my hopes up that being funny is enough to ...
115 in idea barrages
1.) I know feeding religious fanatics to the lions is way out of style but don’t the Duggars make you feel just a little bit nostalgic for it? 2.) Marvel hits the bottom of the barrel with Cant-M...
to the tune of UNBELIEVABLE in song parodies
they reject my applications for even making fries I’m sending all my resumes out and get only stock replies I wonder if it’s my long hairstyle or my huge employm...
