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I write words, I sometimes get to perform them out, sometimes I'm even paid. And I'm trying to get it right, get it right.
with enough repetition, your flaws become your style
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I Don't Want To Sign Up For Ello in poetry
I don’t wanna join another social network I’m still in mourning for ICQ I still see myspace in my nightmares friendster is still at the back of my consciousness I just figured out how facebook wo...
1015 in idea barrages
1.) If you need to know LA, ask Zevon. If you need to know NY, ask Lou Reed. Ask Neil Young about anything in-between. 2.) Everything you grew up with felt like things that always were and always...
1010 in idea barrages
1.) Any sale on DVDs of The Hobbit should be legally required to be displayed with a “Bilbo Bargains!” sign. 2.) If you attempt to go viral with a video of your child Crazy Gluing their hat to a ...
109 in idea barrages
1.) When there’s a sale announced at the local BDSM dungeon, it’s important to find out if restrictions apply. 2.) Pizza crust is the best choice for coffee dipping. Life has taught me these thin...
if you focus on the bad parts of your past if you hang onto your resentments jealously you’re going to end up hating everything your entire life even the good parts maybe especial...
107 in idea barrages
1.) If you focus on the bad parts of your past and hang onto resentments, you’re gonna end up hating everything in your entire life. Joy is additive. Combines. Sadness, rage, fear, these are mult...
104 in idea barrages
1.) She tried to sell the crowd on the merits of walking on poles but the speech was stilted. 2.) Every time I see the Mounties referred to as the RCMP, I briefly think they’re talking about the ...
felix and ollie in poetry
the dog and the cat each regards the other as if he was a tiny fuzzy malformed human who just happens to be the lowest on the totem pole of my family’s pack the cat regards the dog as some st...
102 in idea barrages
1.) “Flattery” suggests that I’m a liar. I don’t lie. I merely time my truths well. 2.) You know that TLC would take a pitch for a reality show about a bearded lady. YOU KNOW THIS. 3.) Why do bon...
september capstone barrage in idea barrages
1.) It’s POSSIBLE there’s something more soul-numbingly depressing than the trailers for the DUMB AND DUMBER sequel. But I doubt it. 2.) The coal company announced that it was pleased they’d esca...
928 in idea barrages
1.) They’re werepeople, they become naked accountants by the light of the full moon and hate it desperately. 2.) Whenever I hear “PS2” “PS3” etc, I first imagine how NYC people call all their sch...
response two in poetry
more lou reed than dylan thomas in the balance of my feeling let’s not mourn the death of light let’s set the twilight reeling let us crowd out the emptiness with jubilation let’s obliterate o...
burning bright in poetry
if I must fail I will fail not through lies or through playing the games rather I’ll fail through aiming too high if either way we’ll all eventually die I’d rather go the Icarus Route...
communicating in mist in poetry
you think it’s funny now when we watch an old sitcom and all the mistimings and misunderstandings would be fixed in a second if the characters all had cell phones? holy cats how stupid will ou...
lovers' promises in poetry
we thought it wet cement the firmament when we bent down to it with stubby fingers etched our fates and names but we realized the ground beneath us was actuall...
egg on your face in poetry
feeling bad doesn’t help anything move forward feeling bad doesn’t accomplish anything feeling bad spends more energy than trying again would it’s like that old myth about eating hard-boiled eggs...
925 in idea barrages
1.) I wonder if the whole pitch for this FOREVER series that’s gonna bomb was a guy saying “House-lander” then leaving the room. 2.) If only it were a well-known song, a parody of King Crimson’s ...
922 in idea barrages
1.) Thor and Sif honeymooned on a lovely island off the coast of Michigan, a textbook case of Deus Ex Mackinac. 2.) Remember that if William Shakespeare had a Twitter, it’d be about 50% sex puns ...
919 in idea barrages
1.) I want a remake of that coffee ad about that cafe in Paris where at the end they flash back & the waiter is Patrick Stewart. 2.) …sweet treat Abba-Zabba… candy, you’re my only friend… swe...
frost variations in poetry
two roads diverged in a yellow wood and sorry I could not travel both and be one traveler, long I stood until I decided to clone myself and we totally high-fived and at the end of walking both th...
917 in idea barrages
1.) It is not unpatriotic to admit those desert camouflage baseball jerseys look like someone threw up all over them. 2.) For the first time in my life, instead of berating her with my failures a...
that blue stuff in poetry
diphenhydramine little blue beans fifty milligrams a scene diphenhydramine diphenhydramine small azure jewels sleep-causing tools one might be enough for a person like you or at the most two bu...
some kind of a monster barrage in idea barrages
1.) Refurbishing Big Ben is a painstakingly delicate task but they’re working around the clock. 2.) It was the kind of day where simple air conditioning would not do. Air re-education was in orde...
when you get away from the constant criticism the relentless pressing sense of judgement the negativity the crushing force of being treated like a failure for a little while it is like coming up ...
913 in idea barrages
1.) Donate your unwanted phonebooks to an unfortunate weightlifter who cannot afford phonebooks of his own to tear in half. 2.) It sometimes seems as though the cat and the dog regard each other ...
