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I write words, I sometimes get to perform them out, sometimes I'm even paid. And I'm trying to get it right, get it right.
with enough repetition, your flaws become your style
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111 in idea barrages
1.) I’m sick of all this introvert vs extrovert stuff. I declare myself an outrovert and it will mean whatever I want it to mean. 2.) The power of Grayskull compels you. THE POWER OF GRAYSKULL CO...
110 in idea barrages
1.) I cannot speak for androids as I’ve been told I’m not one of those but I can tell you that narrators dream of talking sheep. 2.) We are orphans.... to our endorphins… we’re just no fun… so le...
the h word in poetry
we go by the holy name, heretic we go by the holy nane, heathen we’ve seen no evidence of a thing like hell or heaven so we try to make this life better instead not in an unprovable after-thing n...
a lesser barrage in idea barrages
1.) Dropped a tread mill on my foot. Good news, nothing is broken. Bad news, everything is purple. 2.) It’s not that Islam doesn’t believe in freedom of expression, all fundamentalist religion do...
cold, bleak don’t mistake the winter-time for the forever-death of summers don’t mistake the twilight for the permanent loss of the sun don’t mistake your cold feet for early-onset diabetic neuro...
18 in idea barrages
1.) Frat Santa always puts bros before hohohos. 2.) I eagerly await a rapper called Medium Kim. 3.) Far be it from me to tell other people how to live their lives… but Al Leiter should really col...
17 in idea barrages
1.) I want to wear Gene Simmons make-up to a ballgame just to see if the Kiss Cam is clever enough to put me on. 2.) I blame pervasive musical ignorance for the fact that a parody of King Crimson...
16 in idea barrages
1.) The greatest pop-culture reference of all time would be to insult a scientist who looks like a caveman by calling him “Eegah Spengler”. 2.) It’s an investment strategy built upon the long-ter...
15 in idea barrages
1.) I eagerly anticipate the “I’m Rob Lowe and I have Direct TV, I’m Gamergate Rob Lowe and I have cable” ad. 2.) You will name your curio shop “Joanie Loves Tchotchkes”. You don’t have to thank ...
14 in idea barrages
1.) Mixed-media artists give it the old collage try. 2.) Oh, that’s MY secret, Captain. I ALWAYS play it too safe. 3.) A pencil doesn’t go there. #WorstSexIn5Words 4.) Mitt Romney’s hair looks...
13 in idea barrages
1.) They call me Big Salsa/cuz I’m hot and chunky/they call me Blue Cheese/cuz I’m creamy and funky. 2.) Are there harmonicas made out of Legend of Zelda gold cartridges? There SHOULD be. 3.) Was...
tune of She Don't Use Jelly in song parodies
I know a guy who was in shows if you would pay him then he would go the scripts were awful the money was green he’d make strange faces and act real mean his name’s John Carradine Carradine [x2]...
shaggy dog story in poetry
My favorite thing about Scooby Doo was their steadfast debunking of supernatural hoaxes much more possible than their own TALKING DOG. Aliens? Ghosts? Those must be old amusement...
12 in idea barrages
1.) The mother from THE ROOM and the mother from BIRDEMIC would perfectly cancel each other out, fueling a mighty starship. 2.) Being strange to win the adulation of the normies is a sucker’s gam...
to the tune of Take The Money And Run in song parodies
This here’s a story about Bobbie Sue and Billy Joe Two archeologists outside of Cairo Got real sick of their salaries being so low And here is what happened so as to make their a...
I look up in the night sky & I hope that it’s not empty, that someone or something’s gonna save us from ourselves. But no. It’s on us. If we want this human thing to keep...
NYD in idea barrages
1.) The puppet was using nearly-contemporary slang. That’s it. That’s the joke. 2.) I look up in the night sky & I hope that it’s not empty, that someone or something’s gonna save us from our...
NYE in idea barrages
1.) Any reference to the House of David exhibition baseball team is gonna make me laugh as I am a very particular kind of nerd. 2.) A major difficulty toward getting hipsters into space is that t...
1230 in idea barrages
1.) pro-tip: when you run out of words on stage, just start yelling the venue’s wi-fi password 2.) Two great coffee houses in Utica, Survivorman’s in one, Gallagher’s in the other? Utica’s gettin...
melancholy barragy in idea barrages
1.) It’s a rock musical about a horrific polyjuice potion accident. It’s called “Hagrid And The Angry Inch”. It’s… pretty terrible. 2.) Less picket fences, more picket lines. 3.) Vampire. Werewol...
tune of TINY DANCER in song parodies
was a Misfit, then he just quit, started playing as Samhain some more spats, after that, got a band with just his name would have been… Wolverine… had X-Men filmed in Ninety-Three seen with fre...
information in poetry
When the world is invaded by gigantic tin cans, boots and tomatoes from outer space, don’t come crying to Ron Popeil. He tried. They’ll take your city while you’re watching your oven when y...
hot coffee in poetry
Sure, pizza is kind of like sex. However here’s a truer analogy: Coffee’s more like sex than pizza. Yes, bad coffee’s better than none but you also sometimes really ne...
time & place in poetry
This is the time. And this is the place. We’re better than blessed. We’re real. We’re better than miracles, we’re factual. We’re better than glamorous, we are actual. But we retreate...
1227 in idea barrages
1.) Look, a generation kicked this upheaval down the road 40 years to have kids but we have to do this now. This is the time. 2.) I want a Golden State Warriors jersey modified into Social Justic...
