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I write words, I sometimes get to perform them out, sometimes I'm even paid. And I'm trying to get it right, get it right.
with enough repetition, your flaws become your style
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time and tide in poetry
telling someone that they are terrible will never motivate them to be better people don’t work like that sane people don’t, anyway or even just half-crazy people like us you think us standi...
a matter of time in poetry
my memories are filled with songs and movies I’m astonished that my mind hasn’t been hit with a copyright take-down lawsuit yet I’m surprised that some senator in bed with telev...
the snow cuts in all ways making scrambled eggs of highways covering up the old things that they may lie in wait for a while but only for a little while we will be reborn but i...
1210 in idea barrages
1.) Denying Herbie his coffee break definitely broke labour laws, dentistry desires or not. (I’d livetweet the hell out of Rudolph if it wouldn’t be tedious for you all. As a big snowbeast with u...
129 in idea barrages
1.) So he sat & he wrote “Allentown”/in a mansion on Long Island Sound/& he must’ve felt a fraud that daa-aaa-aaa-aay-aay 2.) Don’t call it “seasonal employment”. They prefer “Emmanuel la...
1282 in idea barrages
1.) The best internet wrestling writer every year should receive the title “Smark Twain” and get to wear a crown or something. 2.) Oh hey, weird nightmares about time travel paradoxes trying to r...
desbarragos under the eaves in idea barrages
1.) Trelane The Squire of Gothos hella singing along to Neil Young, “Old Man Take A Look At My Life, I’m A Lot Like Q”. 2.) A more direct version of Santa Baby where she straight up offers sex fo...
127 in idea barrages
1.) Alternately, you could call America’s top fitness model “Mary. Queen of Squats” too, if that was your thing. 2.) “They say Megablocks got the Lord Of The Rings license.” “Oh really, what’s th...
126 in idea barrages
1.) I knew he was a folkie podiatrist because of the bumper sticker that read “this machine kills plantar fasciitis”. 2.) And caller ten wins the grand prize, you DON’T have to go see Billy Joel ...
125 in idea barrages
1.) Being a cop shouldn’t put you above the law. It does but it shouldn’t. 2.) Power doesn’t deserve respect. It must be questioned in the form of an answer. 3.) Slavery is the American original ...
small favours in poetry
modesty’s for rich folk they can afford it the rest of us must revel in what we’ve got if confidence our only luxury let’s get drunk drain the bottle before the sun-up
talking myself out of it in poetry
cute girl with a mohawk in the cafe and I don’t know maybe she’s gay but I guess that’s okay because it’s possible she’s jailbait too and I don’t need trouble I don’t need more trouble than I alr...
jefferson hill in poetry
stray cats on the side-streets don’t gotta worry about me because I’ve got nowhere to be worth a single cat life’s cost while I’ve heard the people say that all who wander are not lost the truth ...
123 in idea barrages
1.) If killing external keyboards for a laptop was the same as killing a person, I would be history’s greatest monster. 2.) You don’t learn much of anything by knowing how they treat their kings....
#stonersports in idea barrages
1.) Going for the Two-Joint Conversion 2.) Calling the Infield-High Rule 3.) Bringing in The Nickel Package 4.) Dank Aaron 5.) Laying down a sacrifice blunt 6.) Ping-Bong 7.) Fooling them with...
122 in idea barrages
1.) I’ve gotten to be so many different people in so many places that it’s almost unfair to ask to begin again. But here I am, asking anyway. 2.) It’s not just gold prospecting to Dan… it’s meaty...
121 in idea barrages
1.) At least Goofus was honest about who he was. Gallant was clearly some kind of serial killer, doing it all as cover. 2.) Alternating bemusement & revulsion toward the portrayal of beatniks...
november capstone barrage in idea barrages
1.) A “Desperado” parody about some suburban jackass with no need for a truck driving a Silverado? 2.) Iron Chef never needed to be an hour long, it was always mostly just people stalling for thy...
1129 in idea barrages
1.) I ain’t a Wesley, I just Crusher a lot. 2.) Has there been a prison love story called ROMEO & JOLIET yet? 3.) TV news, propped up by retail ads, created Black Friday as a cultural idea to...
barrage friday in idea barrages
1.) To opendiary friends on prosebox, I am sorry I’m a crappy noter on that platform. I dunno, it’s a very different format, I’ll try to get better. I am reading, though! 2.) I’m astonished Denny...
1126 in idea barrages
1.) The better question is if gingersnaps have souls. Because if they do, I am history’s greatest monster. 2.) Times like these, man, I just want a car and a clever woman by my side, I could do a...
cable news in poetry
fear fear fear be afraid be afraid fear fear fear be afraid don’t marvel at the future or the past that we have made fear fear fear be afraid your breath is rank your pits are stank every...
1123 in idea barrages
1.) The epitaph on western civilization’s grave: “rich people are ruining everything (please make me one of them)” 2.) When the frat’s plane crashed in the desert. the survivors were left to wand...
to the tune of HEAD LIKE A HOLE in song parodies
(just wanted to note, this was at the request of proseboxer convoyeur… hi, Rose!) goddammit I’ve lost feeling in my hands goddammit in Florida they can’t understand goddammit what the hell, t...
1120 in idea barrages
1.) Work when there’s work to be done but don’t work just to work, you’ve nothing to prove to anyone. We are here to fart around and dream. 2.) Sallie Mae only calls when she wants money, she tot...
