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I write words, I sometimes get to perform them out, sometimes I'm even paid. And I'm trying to get it right, get it right.
with enough repetition, your flaws become your style
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tune of When A Man Loves A Woman in song parodies
when a man loves a wolfman, he must know the phases of the moon lest one night he ends up mauled by a hound keep them on hand, silver bullets… and maybe wolfsbane because some day you might hav...
how to kill a monster in poetry
yeah yeah yeah stare into the abyss too long the abyss might stare back sure that’s a step in the process but come on let’s face it that’s some first-level shit instead stay with it challe...
128 in idea barrages
1.) Is there a rap act RUN C:> yet? 2.) They always speak of “finding religion” and yeah all the horrors performed in religion’s name, were I religion, I’d be hiding too. 3.) “This is true hip...
127 in idea barrages
1.) The best jokes about the storm will be around here in CNY where we can claim disappointment for only getting 4 to 6 inches then giggle. 2.) There’s always room for cello. 3.) Next on CNN: Alt...
a year of prosebox in life stuff and misc.
A year since The Dairymaster finally gave up the farm and let opendiary opendie its opendeath and a year here on the prosebox. It’s not the same as the old place, it’s a lot less conducive to int...
that's entertainment in poetry
the pursuit of fame is a bug-zapper’s game sucking in those who might bring the world change corrupting a few while killing off rest of the range it might seem tragic and it might seem s...
1262 in idea barrages
1.) Agnostic Ghostbusters: I Am Unsure If I Am Afraid Of No Ghosts. 2.) The Justice League of Whoopi Goldberg characters would include Guinan, Gaia, Ghost-talker and Buddy Cop To Dinosaurs Lady. ...
126 in idea barrages
1.) Riots at ren fests aren’t nearly as violent, there’s usually just heavy luting. 2.) It’s about the world’s youngest water-diviner. It’s called HOAGIE DOWSER, B.S. It’s… pretty terrible. 3.) I...
125 in idea barrages
1.) What would be the term for Patriots fans explaining why it’s okay their team cheated? Fansplaining? I’m going with Fansplaining. 2.) Ultimately, a parody of the Eagles “Lyin’ Eyes” about the ...
124 in idea barrages
1.) Does vegan duck liver exist? Is there faux-gras? 2.) With Skymall dead, where will I get a three-foot statue of the sasquatch for five times what it would’a cost at Lowes? 3.) It’s too bad th...
poetry cover in life stuff and misc.
For those of you who aren’t also my friends on the facebook or the twitter, I’ve changed my icon on here to the cover to my small poetry collection so that you could check it out! I had nothing t...
123 in idea barrages
1.) My retirement fund is easy to manage I just go down to the Smokers Choice and check my eight dollars in lotto tickets each week. 2.) I’ve gotten a haircut, downgrading my situation from “long...
the karma boomerang in poetry
this is my favourite story about me that I was not present for ever my friends Ilio and Rosa were at a show somewhere somewhere west of here, I think, I don’t know I have intellectual glau...
catch-up barrage, with mustard in idea barrages
1.) If seeing is Beliebing, man, I’ll echo-locate. Thanks. 2.) Find myself knocking on wood a lot to not jinx anything. But a lot of things a lot of work went into are slowly coming together. Tha...
an irregular celebrational barrage! in idea barrages
1.) Saw “Taken 5” on the marquee, hoped they were being snarky but no, just the time of the matinee. 2.) Tramiversary 7 was amazing, congrats Robin, Garrett and everyone at the TRAMONTANE CAFE! S...
118 in idea barrages
1.) Your art show will be all paintings inspired by Zappa songs. It will be called “Easels Ripped My Flesh, Rzzz!” You’re welcome. 2.) We did not need “totally adorable” shortened to “tohtz adorb...
117 in idea barrages
1.) He can’t age but a cursed fruit smells more & more revolting in his place. It’s called “A PORTRAIT OF DURIAN GRAY”. It’s… pretty terrible. 2.) If you get within 50 feet of Guy Fieri, you ...
I released a poetry chapbook! in life stuff and misc.
I dunno. I just wanted to share my joy here! The small press arm of the best arts cafe in Utica, the Tramontane Cafe, released my first slim little poetry chapbook… the first physical written thi...
nerve induction in poetry
Like Paul and the pain box, I’m learning not to flinch, learning the burn is an illusion and to not move an inch. The feeling that there’s a better you, sleeping inside, but you don’...
114 in idea barrages
1.) The mad doctor’s pride in his henchmen bordered on igortism. 2.) I still wonder if I got that extra pat-down at the airport because I was wearing an Occupy pin on my jacket. 3.) Best part of ...
the carpet crawl in poetry
we are orphans to our endorphins we’re just no fun so let’s just run we’re beholden to our emotions in slow motion with old notions and we’re stranded em...
vert and earnest in poetry
I’m sick of all this introvert-extrovert stuff. I declare myself an outrovert. It will mean whatever I want it to mean. Sometimes I need a crowd of people. Sometimes I need to go and ...
real talk. real talk, here. in poetry
Nothing Kills A Crush Like Mentioning Jesus A Beautiful Woman Takes The Stage And Her Looks Are Intriguing And Her Voice Is Beguiling Then She Mutters Something About Bearing Witness And The Godd...
113 in idea barrages
1.) Your next band will be named “Whooping Kafka”. Don’t look at me, I don’t make the rules, I just relay them. 2.) When Skynet goes live, think of all the twitterbots that’ll suddenly hate you f...
112 in idea barrages
1.) There is great energy in our little local ex-ex-patriate community. We have gathered rare baubles in our boomeranginging. 2.) I wanna manage a teen girl metal band called MEGANDETH. 3.) I wan...
