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I write words, I sometimes get to perform them out, sometimes I'm even paid. And I'm trying to get it right, get it right.
with enough repetition, your flaws become your style
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107 in idea barrages
1.) Stand outside a Long Island Medium show in a turban telling people “I can see… you are very gullible.” 2.) Eat your dinner rolls in great circular bites as one would apples. Leave the “cores”...
106 in idea barrages
1.) A collection of sensible cars is a focus group. 2.) When the Devil really want to punish someone, he makes them search for a picture of someone who doesn’t look like a dork in a fedora. 3.) M...
105 in idea barrages
1.) Jeff Daniels must be sick to death of the sighs when he shows up in the room and everyone realizes it’s not Jeff Bridges. 2.) Thanks to the Batman movies, I can’t say “Mister Wayne” without d...
104 in idea barrages
1.) Before social networking, I was an unmysterious over-sharer. Now it has leveled the playing field where I seem normal. 2.) I’m not TRADITIONALLY good-looking but human sacrifice was a traditi...
your permanent horoscope in poetry
The moon will take almost no note of you today. The sun will not whatsoever but it’s okay. In a life this short, use it to your advantage. Slip between the cracks of grand signific...
herd immunity in poetry
Mistakenly thinking they’re protecting their own damn the shared societal consequences, they put themselves at more risk too. Anti-vaxxers. Mistakenly thinking they’re protecting...
103 in idea barrages
1.) The dog considers me a consolation prize, only worth attention when all the other humans are gone. 2.) My direct-to-video Expendables would star Reb Brown, Cameron Mitchell, Pierre Kirby, Cyn...
102 in idea barrages
1.) If you can live your life without ever changing your Twitter handle to a “wacky” Halloween name, you’ve done okay. 2.) When that candy bar you paid for doesn’t quite fall off the twisty-wire,...
101 in idea barrages
1.) We still haven’t gotten an apology for Godfather 3, no matter how much we deserve some kind of mea coppola. 2.) I am enchanted by the idea of a fake Pope wandering the world, meeting with rig...
930 in idea barrages
1.) Why some people consider abandoning their humanity to become a “brand” is an upgrade is goddamn beyond me. 2.) facebook will own your dog unless you bury three elf eyelashes at the foot of an...
929 in idea barrages
1.) Picture or video-based social networking is my “I’m too old now” cut-off. Text-based for me. YOUR LOSS, INSTAPERISINTEREST! 2.) Leave it to humans to take something amazing like the moon and ...
928 in idea barrages
1.) About the only Star Wars tie-in we don’t have yet is potato-shavings dyed black and called Vader Tots. 2.) Gotta have some super hipster special sriracha pumpkin spice title for a moon to car...
926 in idea barrages
1.) The moon takes almost no note of you. The sun none whatsoever at all. It’s okay. In a life this short, use it to your advantage. 2.) A reodorant brand called Voms Of Maine. 3.) She went on th...
924 in idea barrages
1.) If I ever get a seahorse, I’m naming her Landbiscuit. 2.) If Chris Christie and Donald Trump had a son, he would be Billy Fuccillo. Search your feelings, Jedi, you know it to be true. 3.) If ...
to the tune of THE WIND CRIES MARY in song parodies
after Curly’s finished with his boxing and the pies have all been thrown you can see rich folks, their monocles retrieved the Stooges are all alone and then Moe whispers… Larry t...
to the tune of RAWHIDE in song parodies
holdin’ holdin’ holdin’ holdin’ holdin’ holdin’ holdin’ holdin’ holdin’ though those girls are swollen keep them bosoms holdin’… bra hide hide that brassiere whether ...
923 in idea barrages
1.) My favourite 80s British pop group/anime mash-up is definitely Bananaranma. 2.) The process by which Fonzie or Steve Urkel, as examples, took over their respective shows is known as the Mayna...
cast aways in poetry
The Professor saw there were two women way out of his league on that ship. The Professor saw the only others were an elderly couple and two gay guys. The Professor used his sup...
nationwide coverage in poetry
The shamelessness with which smartphone ads encourage us to live in a constant state of rude distraction is fascinating. They want us to watch football games at our best friends weddin...
aggregation in poetry
We’re just concentrated metaphor, four A.M. passed out on the floor, we are just consecrated metaphor. We’re just constipated metaphor, waiting for the figurative meteor, we are...
Don’t let people convince you that you secretly have an agenda if you don’t. They’re projecting their own agendas onto you. Just breathe. They’ll move onto someone else. Just because you...
Turn any rap into a square dance by simply yelling “now promenade!” after every few lines. Example: Leanin’ to the side but you can’t speed through Two miles an hour so ...
922 in idea barrages
1.) The video game didn’t get Santa’s belly right, they need to improve their jingle physics. 2.) You know, though, if we found photographic evidence of Trump screwing a pig corpse, the right win...
921 in idea barrages
1.) I definitely remember the locations of the hidden heart containers in original Zelda faster than my own social security number. 2.) Squealin’ on your dealer in your sleep is called narclepsy....
Argle Bargle in poetry
Argle Bargle. Argle bargle, foof-a-doom malikdornle ma-hey-a-hom. Argle bargle, alba-somalalok brong-gol-marhalalalala. Argle bargle, morbo torbo shum shum shum shulpah. Argle Bargle. Argle Barg...
