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I write words, I sometimes get to perform them out, sometimes I'm even paid. And I'm trying to get it right, get it right.
with enough repetition, your flaws become your style
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the treachery of words in poetry
this is not a pipe, this is not a picture of a pipe this is a sentence I’m forming that happens to contain the word “pipe” this is not a pipe, this is not a painting of a pipe this...
1112 in idea barrages
1.) The best part about being rich would be buying bit parts in crowd funded movies by the dozen and being known as “THAT Weirdo”. 2.) My parody of the Flintstones theme about Bob Marley only has...
1111 in idea barrages
1.) The backing percussion in “All Right Now” always makes me think I left my turn signal on. 2.) 107% Completion Mash-Up: The Eagles “In The Long Run” vs Hyakugojyuuichi!! 3.) “Deep carry ambide...
every job leaves a scar on you somewhere inside or out a broken toe from a film set that still aches in the cold reflexive “I can help you with that” from old terrible phone wor...
1110 in idea barrages
1.) Moreover, even if you NEEDED your coffee cup to underpin your celebration of Christmas, why would you need it on November 7th? 2.) It’s about Goldilocks’ time in prison for B&E. It’s call...
the dog and I go on these little adventures together sometimes he’ll bark at a phantom sometimes he’ll sniff at some leaves sometimes he’ll piss on every tire that he sees little usually com...
119 in idea barrages
1.) I can’t picture myself referring to a group of friends as “Squad” unironically ever. 2.) It is difficult to imagine an idea more desperate and craven than Saturday Night Live letting Trump ho...
118 in idea barrages
1.) The gender of the clown is easy to determine, only the boy clowns have jesticles. 2.) You know what’s fun to say? “Taos Tacos”. I could say it a thousand times. Let’s go to New Mexico just to...
to the tune of LEARNIN' TO FLY in song parodies
well it started out when Reagan won it trickled down now it’s just no fun in a couple years, killed the middle class now the rules have changed and it kicked our ass w...
117 in idea barrages
1.) I try my best to stay positive but sometimes I feel like I have all the irons in the world in the fire with none poppin’ out. 2.) I gotta say, whenever I heard the term “audiophile”, I imagin...
116 in idea barrages
1.) If you’re gonna be a life coach, you better be wearing an old timey flannel baseball uniform. Probably smoking a cigar. 2.) An upscale brand of beef stews called Dainty Moore. 3.) What’s a we...
after halloween candy in poetry
The sale is for a limited time only which makes it fit in just fine with everything else in the damned world. Everything is an offer with a hard expiration date. Whether you can know whe...
three-two pitch in poetry
Baseball will break your heart, stomp on it, burn the remains, scatter the ashes at sea then ask you out again in April. Baseball will tear your flesh off tan your hide and rende...
imperviousness in poetry
Just because a wound healed doesn’t mean you won’t have a pink glossy stretched-out scar that aches in wet-cold for the rest of your life. You can bounce back but that means yo...
brand management in poetry
A brand is a scar burnt into a living thing to prove that someone or thing else owns it. Why would you ever want to be a brand? I get why you’d want your work to be known to be appre...
115 in idea barrages
1.) The gorgeous can have ANYONE they desire, looks wise, so be interesting and stand out in a way pretties can’t compete with. 2.) A clown’s just a mime punched in the face for being a mime so m...
114 in idea barrages
1.) Maybe tonight I won’t have another nightmare about having all my clothes stolen on a film set. 2.) Phlebotomist by day, vampire hunter by night, mortals call her Cora Coeur, monsters call her...
113 in idea barrages
1.) “Tom Petticoat Junction”. Look, that’s the best I can do after the Mets got destroyed. 2.) Telekinesis is a moving experience. 3.) Between horrifying Halloween costumes and Rachel Dolezal, le...
112 in idea barrages
1.) I hope we start deriding MRAs and Gamergaters by referring to them as “brotesters”. 2.) Job Title: Secular Humourist. 3.) Busking with Husker Du covers is an all-or-nothing choice. If someone...
111 in idea barrages
1.) Dream last night involved jail, a time loop where the arc words were “time in a flat circle” & photos of lost love. 2.) A BREAKFAST AT TIFFANYS/TOY STORY mash-up “Holly Go-Lightyear”. Tha...
halloween barrage in idea barrages
1.) My favourite line in THE LOST IN SPACE CHRISTMAS SPECIAL was definitely “MANGER! MANGER, WILL ROBINSON!” 2.) Take the moving steps upstairs in the mall. Loudly quip “Well, THAT escalated quic...
1030 in idea barrages
1.) Dream about getting lost on a bus trip then battling a wizard in a bookstore in Schenectady that doesn’t exist. As you do. 2.) “Is your refrigerator running?” “Why yes it is.” “OH GOD, THE DE...
footage from the stand-up thing I won some money at in life stuff and misc.
never not once in poetry
The world’s never not once ever been changed for the better by an “is”. Our fates as women and men as individuals and as a species hang off the limbs of ten million “shoulds”. We d...
nails on a chalkboard in poetry
What if you could convince Freddy to kill you with gold bars then pull them out of your nightmares to get rich quick? You could destablize the entire precious metals market upending sig...
