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I write words, I sometimes get to perform them out, sometimes I'm even paid. And I'm trying to get it right, get it right.
with enough repetition, your flaws become your style
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to the tune of RAWHIDE in song parodies
holdin’ holdin’ holdin’ holdin’ holdin’ holdin’ holdin’ holdin’ holdin’ though those girls are swollen keep them bosoms holdin’… bra hide hide that brassiere whether ...
923 in idea barrages
1.) My favourite 80s British pop group/anime mash-up is definitely Bananaranma. 2.) The process by which Fonzie or Steve Urkel, as examples, took over their respective shows is known as the Mayna...
cast aways in poetry
The Professor saw there were two women way out of his league on that ship. The Professor saw the only others were an elderly couple and two gay guys. The Professor used his sup...
nationwide coverage in poetry
The shamelessness with which smartphone ads encourage us to live in a constant state of rude distraction is fascinating. They want us to watch football games at our best friends weddin...
aggregation in poetry
We’re just concentrated metaphor, four A.M. passed out on the floor, we are just consecrated metaphor. We’re just constipated metaphor, waiting for the figurative meteor, we are...
Don’t let people convince you that you secretly have an agenda if you don’t. They’re projecting their own agendas onto you. Just breathe. They’ll move onto someone else. Just because you...
Turn any rap into a square dance by simply yelling “now promenade!” after every few lines. Example: Leanin’ to the side but you can’t speed through Two miles an hour so ...
922 in idea barrages
1.) The video game didn’t get Santa’s belly right, they need to improve their jingle physics. 2.) You know, though, if we found photographic evidence of Trump screwing a pig corpse, the right win...
921 in idea barrages
1.) I definitely remember the locations of the hidden heart containers in original Zelda faster than my own social security number. 2.) Squealin’ on your dealer in your sleep is called narclepsy....
Argle Bargle in poetry
Argle Bargle. Argle bargle, foof-a-doom malikdornle ma-hey-a-hom. Argle bargle, alba-somalalok brong-gol-marhalalalala. Argle bargle, morbo torbo shum shum shum shulpah. Argle Bargle. Argle Barg...
how long a life in poetry
all of our faces and internal places our tenderest non-negotiable spaces all the basics will almost surely be separated out by their atomic density by the end of the tw...
920 in idea barrages
1.) “How do I play the Webster game on Steam?” Lou asked. “Just read the e-manual, Louis!” she responded. 2.) I wonder how often Nolan Ryan has been asked to sign photos of Robin Ventura. “Just s...
919 in idea barrages
1.) Here’s a sad thing to think about: teenagers today would think the title of the film SFW stands for “Safe For Work”. 2.) Time travelers unionized and now can only be fired with just causality...
not my best barrage (because of allergies) in idea barrages
1.) In this set of dreams, I was tortured with rose thorns for not understanding abstract math then someone stole all the ID in my wallet and replaced it with counterfeit lottery tickets but left...
917 in idea barrages
1.) The Professor saw there were two women way out of his league on that boat plus an elderly couple and a gay couple. He did as we all would. 2.) We try to force destiny on ourselves through obs...
916 in idea barrages
1.) We’re just failin’ until we perfect failure so we’ll know what succeeding really means. Maybe we’ll learn success is awful! 2.) They left off the B is all, it’s the Bend Times. When all the f...
915 in idea barrages
1.) An album of romantic sea shanties called “Love Is In The Arrrr”. 2.) At this point, I find spam e-mails from fake Viagra suppliers less offensive than linkedin invites. 3.) It’s a breakfast s...
914 in idea barrages
1.) Steamrollers are the sincerest form of flattening. 2.) Start a rumour that Syracuse’s football team is bad because of a curse & the only way to lift it is to forgive my student loans. 3.)...
913 in idea barrages
1.) Some of the funniest early colour cartoons were about the madness brought on by starvation. 2.) Step 1: Create a smoking device that looks like Taco Bell food. Step 2: call it “the burrito bo...
912 (my best or worst one in a while) in idea barrages
1.) Never forget but never hate blindly either. A handful of brainwashed zealots tried to light a holy war. Extinguish it with love. 2.) She listened to the Beatles all the time. She listened to ...
911 in idea barrages
1.) Was asked to run for City Council today. Happily, this very feed long ago rendered me unelectable. Thanks, facebook and twitter! 2.) In the future everyone will get 21,600 selfies of fame. 3....
Decency is not dishonesty. I won’t accept that proposition, no matter how much political juice jerks can get from that position. They call decency dishonest while all the while emb...
910 in idea barrages
1.) Someday, I’d like to be hosting a Q&A where I can say “question in the back…” and then blurt out “PARTY UP FRONT!” 2.) If you explained to Mike Huckabee that baby carrots are actually jus...
99 in idea barrages
1.) Straight Outta Commas… Compensating With Ellipses 2.) Your band will be called Jack Kerouvorkian. 3.) They mostly just embrace the idea of the End Times out of laziness because if we’re doome...
98 in idea barrages
1.) The one-ring was made out of cheese, to in the darkness bind them up. 2.) Get the phrase “Totally 80s” tattooed on your throat. When asked, proclaim yourself a radneck. 3.) Decency is not dis...
