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I write words, I sometimes get to perform them out, sometimes I'm even paid. And I'm trying to get it right, get it right.
with enough repetition, your flaws become your style
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sanity or just sour grapes? in poetry
This is the life you get instead of being famous. You might not think that it’s all that much but this way you’ll actually get to live it. That’s the trade-off, you get to bre...
sushi-joint iced tea in poetry
The iced tea was redolent of vanilla, reeking of vanilla, bleeding oozing vanilla but barely tasted of it at all. It was WEIRD. I spent the whole night just wondering about it wondering how ...
postcard from the Earth in poetry
Like it or not, this planet is a people zoo we’re all being judged on the tricks we can do. I don’t have many but I have a few. We don’t even jump for aliens or beg for scraps from tourist...
1014 in idea barrages
1.) Locavores only eat locally grown stuff as opposed to Locovores who only eat terrible West Coast chain fast-food. 2.) If you obsessively cover chocolate coins in a foil of gold-palladium alloy...
1013 in idea barrages
1.) Ask Your Doctor If Your Heart Is Healthy Enough To Cheer For The Mets. 2.) It’s the ones who project confidence and normalcy you gotta watch out for, they’ll pretend any monstrous thing to ke...
ode to some guy on youtube in poetry
the conspiracy video keeps droning on that the moon is an illusion and no one has ever left low-earth orbit some mad-man with a tenuous grasp of math has compiled and cross-checked the ori...
1012 in idea barrages
1.) A parody of the Ghostbusters theme about Tom Brady around the seed of the phrase “Bundchen makes him feel good!” 2.) Twitter should only be able to use that lightning-bolt for moments if they...
1010 in idea barrages
1.) If you played a “drink every time an ad says Ask Your Doctor If You’re Healthy Enough For Sex game” during the MLB playoffs, you would die. 2.) A werewolf who wants to be sexually dominated i...
109 in idea barrages
1.) Would Seuss in the style of Shakespeare be samiambic pentameter? 2.) Exaggeration via use of twitter neologisms is EVERYTHING. 3.) Next time someone says they’re coming down with a fever, tel...
108 in idea barrages
1.) Whenever I see twitter or facebook in an ad for something else, I imagine real humans negotiating ephemera like that as their jobs. 2.) The loathsomeness of the GOP presidential field was a h...
107 in idea barrages
1.) Stand outside a Long Island Medium show in a turban telling people “I can see… you are very gullible.” 2.) Eat your dinner rolls in great circular bites as one would apples. Leave the “cores”...
106 in idea barrages
1.) A collection of sensible cars is a focus group. 2.) When the Devil really want to punish someone, he makes them search for a picture of someone who doesn’t look like a dork in a fedora. 3.) M...
105 in idea barrages
1.) Jeff Daniels must be sick to death of the sighs when he shows up in the room and everyone realizes it’s not Jeff Bridges. 2.) Thanks to the Batman movies, I can’t say “Mister Wayne” without d...
104 in idea barrages
1.) Before social networking, I was an unmysterious over-sharer. Now it has leveled the playing field where I seem normal. 2.) I’m not TRADITIONALLY good-looking but human sacrifice was a traditi...
your permanent horoscope in poetry
The moon will take almost no note of you today. The sun will not whatsoever but it’s okay. In a life this short, use it to your advantage. Slip between the cracks of grand signific...
herd immunity in poetry
Mistakenly thinking they’re protecting their own damn the shared societal consequences, they put themselves at more risk too. Anti-vaxxers. Mistakenly thinking they’re protecting...
103 in idea barrages
1.) The dog considers me a consolation prize, only worth attention when all the other humans are gone. 2.) My direct-to-video Expendables would star Reb Brown, Cameron Mitchell, Pierre Kirby, Cyn...
102 in idea barrages
1.) If you can live your life without ever changing your Twitter handle to a “wacky” Halloween name, you’ve done okay. 2.) When that candy bar you paid for doesn’t quite fall off the twisty-wire,...
101 in idea barrages
1.) We still haven’t gotten an apology for Godfather 3, no matter how much we deserve some kind of mea coppola. 2.) I am enchanted by the idea of a fake Pope wandering the world, meeting with rig...
930 in idea barrages
1.) Why some people consider abandoning their humanity to become a “brand” is an upgrade is goddamn beyond me. 2.) facebook will own your dog unless you bury three elf eyelashes at the foot of an...
929 in idea barrages
1.) Picture or video-based social networking is my “I’m too old now” cut-off. Text-based for me. YOUR LOSS, INSTAPERISINTEREST! 2.) Leave it to humans to take something amazing like the moon and ...
928 in idea barrages
1.) About the only Star Wars tie-in we don’t have yet is potato-shavings dyed black and called Vader Tots. 2.) Gotta have some super hipster special sriracha pumpkin spice title for a moon to car...
926 in idea barrages
1.) The moon takes almost no note of you. The sun none whatsoever at all. It’s okay. In a life this short, use it to your advantage. 2.) A reodorant brand called Voms Of Maine. 3.) She went on th...
924 in idea barrages
1.) If I ever get a seahorse, I’m naming her Landbiscuit. 2.) If Chris Christie and Donald Trump had a son, he would be Billy Fuccillo. Search your feelings, Jedi, you know it to be true. 3.) If ...
to the tune of THE WIND CRIES MARY in song parodies
after Curly’s finished with his boxing and the pies have all been thrown you can see rich folks, their monocles retrieved the Stooges are all alone and then Moe whispers… Larry t...
