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I write words, I sometimes get to perform them out, sometimes I'm even paid. And I'm trying to get it right, get it right.
with enough repetition, your flaws become your style
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1127 in idea barrages
1.) Nightmare included: bafflingly complex scratch tickets, trapped in an evil amusement park, tooth loss, broken glasses, terrorist attacks. 2.) I’m thankful for the family and close friends who...
1126 in idea barrages
1.) Water’s the universal solvent but short-term investing is the universal insolvent. 2.) Strip Thanksgiving of all the colonial mythology, go back to Lincoln’s idea of a plain day of secular th...
husk label on the outside with your name your history your credit card number your diplomas family tree whatever all that’s still there all your signifiers sound as the pound the whole worl...
1125 in idea barrages
1.) That “I am Spartacus!” scene would’ve been a lot more interesting if his name had been John Jacob Jingleheimerschmidt. 2.) H.R. HUFFINGSTUFF was the ill-conceived children’s show of Sid and N...
1124 in idea barrages
1.) A common schoolgirl prank for mermaids was, of course, the dry willie. 2.) Were football invented today, we’d get 3 plays into the 1st game before everyone was sued into oblivion. Not sure th...
1123 in idea barrages
1.) I’d never considered Frosty The Snowman as the story of a creature near death trying to pack in experience like Roy Baty in BLADERUNNER. 2.) People scoffing “oh the Ewoks were just cute thing...
to the tune of Danke Schoen in song parodies
dorky chain… wallet… dorky chain drive-wallet of Limp Bizkit fame or Nickelback, maybe the ones to blame super tame, ultra-lame, dorky chain dorky chain… wallet… dorky chai...
1122 in idea barrages
1.) Who’s jolly? he said and laughed in that special way, who’s jolly, he said then went “ho ho ho”. 2.) All I want is a giantess who’ll laugh at my jokes & tell me I’m handsome but all I nee...
to the tune of MOTHER AND CHILD REUNION in song parodies
no I would not give you false hope on this soup and sandwich day but the mayo and bread reunion is just an emulsion away, oh little foodstuff of mine I can’t for the life of me ...
1121 in idea barrages
1.) Your Tinder picture is Sting in DUNE. Your reality is Baron Harkonen in DUNE. Welcome to the nerdiest tweet ever. 2.) That’s high-grade endo in Santa’s pipe. That’s how he dilates time to get...
1120 in idea barrages
1.) A series of short documentaries explaining step-by-step how things have conspired to enrage me called “How It’s Mad”. 2.) It’s a good thing my car’s in the shop as this was gonna be a “ten do...
blood for the blood god in poetry
This is no clash of civilizations. This is a collection of armed theocracies TRYING to create one for power and profit. Humanity can be better. Conflict begets & reinforces power s...
to be determined in poetry
judgment is not concern confrontation is not assistance negative criticism is not encouragement but love is love the difference between identity and ego where to hang on...
explaining to a friend that I went to see him play guitar instead of performing at an open mic some distance away I realized the best compliment that I can give someone is “I’d rather he...
the ft. morgan blues in poetry
I’ve never tried uppers because I know I’d spend a few months the happiest I’ve ever been I’d finish a few novels all at once I would be getting thinner and productive and reaching my potentia...
The gig economy’s the last nail in the idea of being fellow citizens, everyone becomes simply a potential servant to a rich man. In the gig economy, we are all serfs again. In the gig economy...
1119 in idea barrages
1.) Lowering the taxation on feather moguls is an example of tickledown economics. 2.) I hope some day Dan Savage names a sex act or sex-related thing “the Tucker Carlson”. 3.) Again, a “Baby Got...
1118 in idea barrages
1.) If we MUST have another Sharknado movie, at least make the sharks radioactive and have the subtitle be “Toxic Shark Syndrome”. 2.) The gig economy’s the last nail in the idea of being fellow ...
1117 in idea barrages
1.) The man with the fern fetish inevitably ended up in the frondzone. 2.) My inability to rap limits my ability to do an “endo/Endor” based parody of Gin and Juice. 3.) Politicians who were neve...
1116 in idea barrages
1.) I like to think that if Mark Wahlberg asks his wife to feel a weird lump on his back he has to say it twice. “Feel it, feel it”. 2.) Ultimately, tv & film made us believe that loving some...
1115 in idea barrages
1.) I like to think that Lady And The Trump would be about the dog biting his face off and becoming a national hero. 2.) Whenever someone calls a footrace in November a “turkey trot” all I can th...
1114 in idea barrages
1.) My mind at night much like a Nascar rally, racing in endless tedious circles with no end possible other than an ugly crash. 2.) Ever since tuberculosis got trendy, she’d wheeze extra loud at ...
1113 in idea barrages
1.) Making pie is harder than it looks because crimping ain’t easy. 2.) She’s kickstarting her artificial insemination, though natural childbirth IS one of her stretch goals. 3.) The risks inhere...
we express our love through our worry for each other in my family it’s better than money or food as expression I’m guessin’ but anxiety doesn’t add it multplies and drive...
streets named after people long forgotten along with their deeds the only remaining memory being the city streets themselves maybe property is theft maybe memory’s a stra...
