to the tune of THE WIND CRIES MARY in song parodies

after Curly’s finished with his boxing
and the pies have all been thrown
you can see rich folks, their monocles retrieved
the Stooges are all alone

and then Moe whispers… Larry

the dowager have been shocked unconscious
she’s never seen such a thing in all her life
because the boys were obnoxious
Curly won’t have her daughter as a wife

and then Moe he cries… Larry

they try to gouge each other’s eyes out
but sometimes they’re blocked with a palm’s edge
a wrench to the face does not bleed
not even dazed let alone dead

and then Moe screams… Larry

but will Moe ever remember
all of his failed schemes in the past
memory loss from all of the concussions
the broken bones, the hospitals and casts

and then Moe cries… Larry