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I write words, I sometimes get to perform them out, sometimes I'm even paid. And I'm trying to get it right, get it right.
with enough repetition, your flaws become your style
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330 in idea barrages
1.) Don’t say “I can’t do this”. Say “I can’t do this yet”. With practice and time, very few things are truly impossible. 2.) Pulpy orange juice: for people who think liquid is supposed to have c...
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1.) Your rom-com that takes place at a medical marijuana dispensary will be called ROMANCING THE STONED. 2.) When cowboys want a more formal dinner, they call in the Charles Wagon instead. 3.) Ge...
328 in idea barrages
1.) Covering Hanson songs in the style of Charles Manson as “Manson” makes sense because “Mmmbopgimmiebopawoobop” is something he’d say. 2.) If your Pokemon themed porno doesn’t involve “Vulvasau...
327 in idea barrages
1.) Dear classical composers, name something “The Bowel Suite” so NPR announcers have to refer to a Bowel Movement. 2.) After atomic war, only papa twinkies and papa roaches will survive. 3.) He ...
326 in idea barrages
1.) Felix’s Law: The thinner the fabric of your shirt, the higher the chance that a kitty will want to knead your belly. 2.) Transformers could’ve been called Wereplanes and, really, it would’ve ...
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1.) I hope all you Never Hillarys enjoy the people of the Dakotas being poisoned by the Keystone Pipeline because that’s what you helped get. 2.) Stop worrying about hardworking brown people stea...
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1.) Prepper psychos have a premise “Grayman” about blending in to survive so of course they sell shirts that say “Grayman” in big letters. 2.) Remember: because guns are well controlled in Britai...
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1.) The one political vendetta I’d WANT Fake President to pursue is disappearing Billy Fuccillo for using that moronic “YUUUUGE!” schtick first. 2.) Things get slow in Canadian winter. “Here’s a ...
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1.) Nearly every conversation I’ve overheard in this airport was about medical troubles (dialysis, two different cancers) but sure, fake president, kill healthcare. 2.) It scares me that I’m no l...
The perfect is the enemy of the good. The perfect is the enemy of the good. The perfect is the enemy of the good. This is the closest thing I’ve ever come to a mantra because… because I sure ...
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1.) Before 10AM, any burrito is a breakfast burrito. 2.) Dan’s dog Rascal has exactly three modes: begging maniacally for food, barking psychotically at imaginary threats and lying sprawled out o...
political silence in poetry
“Let’s stop making everything political.” Baby, we weren’t the ones that did this. We were trying our best to live and let live. But the cruel bastards went ahead and did this. ...
no set of footprints at all in poetry
the number at which you cross the threshold from a collection of sand grains to suddenly a beach is vague but eventually it does transubstantiate one moment just some sand another moment w...
burning bright in poetry
the difference between a caged tiger’s pacing as he’s been waiting to pounce and to strike and an elephant’s pacing that’s listlessly swaying from confinement driving them mad ...
the democratic response in poetry
Look, I am a child of the internet age. Look, my browser has four tabs each a different page. Look, I can walk and chew gum at the same time. Look, I can easily multitask and even make ...
continental drift in poetry
Maybe I am driftwood and I’m trying to take the shape of me. Maybe I do drift good but I’m trying to find a place to be. Maybe I drift because I should but I’m wasting away here ...
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1.) Interestingly, Batman didn’t need anti-shark bat-repellent in that movie, he could’ve distracted them with shis old chum. 2.) I still, to this day, do not know what they meant in Blinded By T...
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1.) Dear Generational Peers: if you mention NKOTB to your children, they will think you mean North Korean Off Track Betting. 2.) If Schrodinger had used a dog as an example instead, we would’ve h...
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1.) Why aren’t they selling bottles of LeVar Bourbon? 2.) I finally realized what to call born-rich Nazis like the fake president. Yachts and Nazis. Yachtzis. 3.) People, you’re missing the point...
vasquez canyon as america in poetry
the greenest that I ever saw these hills in the desert high the six or so years that I lived here the half-dozen I’ve been visiting my brother thick grass along the Vasquez Ro...
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1.) If you happen to be minor nobility, you may be eligible for our viscount discount. 2.) I don’t know what you kids are talking about, the only effect Mass ever had on me was drowsiness and inc...
Steuben's Charge in poetry
Friedrich von Steuben. Friedrich Wilhelm Ludolf Gerhard Augustin von Steuben, that’s a foreign name, isn’t it. That’s a scary immigrant refugee kind of n...
blinking lights (for me) in poetry
check engine soon check engine soon there is maintenance required should’ve done it this afternoon the parking brake is out now this laptop’s fan is too the motor on my CPAP’s past its expec...
someday I’ll be dead but I will never grow old I guess I’ll just stay like this then one day wake up cold I might live to thirty-eight I might live to ninety-eight instead but I ...
the tides of march in idea barrages
1.) The fatal flaw in Howard Stern’s “Fartman” pitch was, of course, that he didn’t go with the more elegant title “Buttman”. 2.) God, I’d prefer a culture war. This is no culture war. This is a ...
