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I write words, I sometimes get to perform them out, sometimes I'm even paid. And I'm trying to get it right, get it right.
with enough repetition, your flaws become your style
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may13 in idea barrages
1.) In Soviet Cheers, everybody names YOU. 2.) If only more people knew about the Church of the Subgenius and Bob Dobbs I could totally write a “Baby Got Slack” parody. 3.) YOU AIN’T NOTHIN’ BUT ...
may12 in idea barrages
1.) The measure of an enlightened mind is the ability to admit when you’re wrong not double down and make denial a part of your identity schema. 2.) The news makes me feel angry. My day to day ma...
the rain isn’t bitter when it falls cold on your head in early winter the rain isn’t nurturing in the spring when it falls warm on your field the rain is indifferent the rai...
may11 in idea barrages
1.) Well, if democracy survives this, at least we’ve now debunked “unless they’re 100% pure, they’re lesser of two evils” thing forever. 2.) At Titanic Speed-dating, ice breaks you. 3.) I’m surpr...
we put god in your god in poetry
The idea that I may just be a splinter of the universe exploring itself for a little while before it rejoins the whole again doesn’t make the day-to-day any easier even if it turns out to be...
the continental divide in poetry
it wasn’t snowing on Raton but I found things to do in Denver while I was dead took my stand on a street corner in Winslow Arizona but all the women now are in my head it wasn’t snowing o...
may10 in idea barrages
1.) The idea you may just be a splinter of the universe exploring itself before it rejoins the whole doesn’t make the day-to-day any easier. 2.) I am a garlic bagel with strawberry cream cheese. ...
may9 in idea barrages
1.) Build a better fidget spinner that’s also a cigar cutter, bottle opener and glass breaker and the neckbeards will beat a path to your door. 2.) The EDM remix’s lyrics go “What the world need ...
may8 in idea barrages
1.) Whenever they say “we’re being fiscally responsible” they mean “we’re letting the poor die so the rich can buy another yacht”. 2.) If you break your leg cleaning the cult leader’s bathroom, t...
the present, tense in poetry
a nation of rainy days and painful nights playin’ lotto and dyin’ from the Lucky Strikes hoping to be saved by angel wings or superhero tights distracted by fairytales while they lose their rig...
to the tune of SPOOKY in idea barrages
at the edge of the cosmos when everyone is crooked, kind of shady you show up in your ship with three weird looking dudes and one green lady first I say no, I’ve got no skill for that c...
to the tune of MAMA KIN in song parodies
it ain’t pleasant, livin’ in the desert don’t you know that sand is rough then the Jed-i were strict with the new guy swing that sword and get re-al buff Portman’s lover, kept...
may7 in idea barrages
1.) You all screaming “1st Amendment!” when a private ballclub kicks out a racist but want the gov’t to arrest Colbert, you can honk on my knob. 2.) If you are “making content”, stop doing that. ...
may6 in idea barrages
1.) Is audible even an actual web service? It might just be a cover for people who want to anonymously fund every podcast. 2.) I’m still disappointed that Michael Jackson’s “This Is It” isn’t a c...
cinco de barrago in idea barrages
1.) If you take some manga porn with you camping, that there’s some tentai. 2.) BATTLEFIELD EARTH is a perfect example of a cautionary Terl. 3.) Your fighter’s too OP. NO DON’T NERF ME! Your figh...
may3 in idea barrages
1.) I’m still surprised they never made an awful movie outta that “MAK-in’ COP-ies” guy. 2.) No human’s “illegal” no child’s “illegitimate”, reflect upon why you need to pretend other people are ...
may2 in idea barrages
1.) You go from comic shop to comic shop, buying a Wolverine comic from every shop. It’s called a Bub Crawl, all the cool kids are doing it. 2.) They’ll make a disease that makes you need Pepsi a...
may1 in idea barrages
1.) Now I’m trying to imagine what kinds of malaprops Yoda Berra would’ve come up with. “Over it is not until over it is, yes.” 2.) It is important that I do not write a version of “Welcome to th...
tune of SILVER BELLS in song parodies
it’s half-past-two, at the drive-through you’ve been stoned for a while in the air, there’s the sizzle of grilled meat menu listings speaker hissing order fifteen plus drink and a few ...
tune of SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS in song parodies
Are you ready, kids? Aye-aye Cobain! I can’t hear you… Aye-aye Cobain! OH! Who lives in Seattle around Ninety-Three? GrungeBob FrayedPants! his amps as distorted as they can be!...
tune of AGE OF AQUARIUS in song parodies
when the screen is tuned to Channel Two and you’ve plugged in your N.E.S. the joypad in your hands that feeling is the best this is the dawning of the age of Kid Icarus! age of Kid Icarus! ...
tune of I PUT A SPELL ON YOU in song parodies
I put a spell on you now you’re a mime you gotta act out the things you do because you’re quiet now you’re quiet now you can’t stand up straight runnin’ against the wind ...
430 in idea barrages
1.) A spherical Slap Chop called A Dicin’ Sphere. 2.) Aquaman bought his castle with a sub-prime loan and now the poor guy’s underwater. 3.) Your murder mystery novel about the death of a margari...
a representative barrage in idea barrages
1.) Ebenezer could not believe he had contracted Trichinosis. “Bah,” he said derisively, “ham bug!” 2.) If I had muscles, I’d flex them in public until someone asked me what I was doing then I’d ...
428 in idea barrages
1.) He couldn’t prove they were prairie dogs, most a priori dogs, really. 2.) Here at GYMNASEUM, we charge just one dollar a month for a membership card so you can pretend you go to a gym. 3.) Th...
