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I write words, I sometimes get to perform them out, sometimes I'm even paid. And I'm trying to get it right, get it right.
with enough repetition, your flaws become your style
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a tribute to The Old Main (OLD MAN parody) in song parodies
Old Main, take a look at these guys they get all the groupies Old Main, take a look at these guys they get all the groupies Old Main, take a look at these guys they’re n...
427 in idea barrages
1.) A sitcom about two cousins trying to hide their serial killings from each other called PERFECT STRANGLERS. 2.) Who wants to explain to Dunkin Donuts that DD Perks is a much better name for a ...
0426 in idea barrages
1.) Would more people use condoms if we called them “bonedanas”? 2.) I used to be a hypochondriac but I think I got sick of it. 3.) CATHOLIC JOKE: You know what happens when God “assumes”. “U” an...
my 2000th prosebox post in idea barrages
1.) I PUT A SPELL ON YOU, NOW YOU’RE A MIME, I PUT A SPELL ON YOU, NOW YOU’RE A MIME 2.) Salman Rushdie really pissed off the vegans with “The Seitanic Verses”. 3.) Photoshop’s slogan should be “...
it’s two-hundred and ten miles from where I live to New York City not quite to Brooklyn or Manhattan but the borderline where Westchester bleeds into the Bronx on electrical feeds sixty mil...
I have gotten in my life more “almosts” than anyone more “almosts” than the average person would get in twenty-five lifetimes and I’m not even dead yet I’ve spent so very long so very bitter...
side-channel in poetry
workin’ on a teevee that’ll show us what’s in heaven workin’ on a teevee that’ll show us what’s in heaven workin’ on a teevee that’ll show us what’s in heaven coffee’s for the horse and the ...
424 in idea barrages
1.) Flanders can’t cook Italian food because even seeing the word “pecorino” makes him think about his doodle. 2.) To properly gloat in chess against an Australian, punctuate your victory with a ...
socialites in poetry
Only on social media is the statement “I AM FOLLOWING YOU NOW” flattering and monetizable instead of deeply unnerving. Only on youtube is begging at the end of every stat...
423 in idea barrages
1.) If something’s in the back of the fridge for a while, you can pretend you ate it over the last few days even through you ate it all at 3AM. 2.) Tell the artist “Oh man, that was great! That w...
to the tune of California Dreamin' in song parodies
all the beans are ground in this small cafe nearly fell asleep driving here today something strong and warm and then I’ll be okay cappuchino dreamin’ caffeine come my way I will star...
try to keep yourself mentally-liminal make your mind into a supercollider crash ideas together at the speed of light go bathe yourself in the subatomic spray so brilliant you can’t sleep at n...
the historical batman in poetry
in a thousand years in ten thousand years the priests and the scholars will still have things to argue about in history whether its in holograms or in hovels in cave paintings...
oh to be oh to be Mycroft in Diogenes no more words to speak all the words you can see with a secret purpose but nothing else to bother me a cushioned tram to ...
east south east in poetry
carve the open road into my soul the same as knives carving at flesh this fresh skin into an open wound I’m eating more and more now and every day I’m sleeping less and less something has ...
422 in idea barrages
1.) Eating so much corn you start throwing up and hallucinating is called Iowaska. 2.) If you repair the bottom of your shoe, is that a sole patch? 3.) Any time you use “2-D” to describe “two dim...
421 in idea barrages
1.) I know that there’s a line between self-awareness and self-absorption but I also know that I don’t know where that line is. 2.) Pronounce Wimbleton “Wibbleton” and when challenged, proclaim t...
beware of man in poetry
I want a God who’ll tell me I’m a good boy “good boy!” I want a God who’ll pet me on the head give me a treat now and then I want a God who’ll brag to Her friends about how smart I am for a ...
you’re successfully detached but it still doesn’t stop the emotions from being there you have no nerve and you must feel I’m I’m I’ve successfully detached by writing it out in ...
reinstalling windows in poetry
if it’s not in the frame then it doesn’t exist so step back and expand the borders you can slowly make everything real if you can only manage to persist if you can only unlearn all those fals...
cheat code in poetry
when criminals in video games have infinite ammo I always think “why with all the crime, guy?” “just get rich selling off your infinite ammo” with all those coins, couldn’t Mario hire so...
Sometimes the epiphany is that there will never be an epiphany. Sometimes you can handle that. Sometimes you can’t. Sometimes the truth is there just isn’t truth to be had ju...
blood on the dance floor in poetry
I want a conspiracy theory where Michael Jackson died trying to invent a dance move so awesome it killed him and the government covered up so others don’t try it no thousands of copycat de...
maybe there’s a logic to the silly name maybe there was an attempt to aid peanut corps with radiation treatments in the farms around the town which left the children intellect...
crash cart in poetry
no matter your opinion on his music on his music on his “music” you have to admit “David Matthew Band” sounds like the name of a 1970s serial killer probably in like the Bronx probably...
