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I write words, I sometimes get to perform them out, sometimes I'm even paid. And I'm trying to get it right, get it right.
with enough repetition, your flaws become your style
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to the tune of California Dreamin' in song parodies
all the beans are ground in this small cafe nearly fell asleep driving here today something strong and warm and then I’ll be okay cappuchino dreamin’ caffeine come my way I will star...
try to keep yourself mentally-liminal make your mind into a supercollider crash ideas together at the speed of light go bathe yourself in the subatomic spray so brilliant you can’t sleep at n...
the historical batman in poetry
in a thousand years in ten thousand years the priests and the scholars will still have things to argue about in history whether its in holograms or in hovels in cave paintings...
oh to be oh to be Mycroft in Diogenes no more words to speak all the words you can see with a secret purpose but nothing else to bother me a cushioned tram to ...
east south east in poetry
carve the open road into my soul the same as knives carving at flesh this fresh skin into an open wound I’m eating more and more now and every day I’m sleeping less and less something has ...
422 in idea barrages
1.) Eating so much corn you start throwing up and hallucinating is called Iowaska. 2.) If you repair the bottom of your shoe, is that a sole patch? 3.) Any time you use “2-D” to describe “two dim...
421 in idea barrages
1.) I know that there’s a line between self-awareness and self-absorption but I also know that I don’t know where that line is. 2.) Pronounce Wimbleton “Wibbleton” and when challenged, proclaim t...
beware of man in poetry
I want a God who’ll tell me I’m a good boy “good boy!” I want a God who’ll pet me on the head give me a treat now and then I want a God who’ll brag to Her friends about how smart I am for a ...
you’re successfully detached but it still doesn’t stop the emotions from being there you have no nerve and you must feel I’m I’m I’ve successfully detached by writing it out in ...
reinstalling windows in poetry
if it’s not in the frame then it doesn’t exist so step back and expand the borders you can slowly make everything real if you can only manage to persist if you can only unlearn all those fals...
cheat code in poetry
when criminals in video games have infinite ammo I always think “why with all the crime, guy?” “just get rich selling off your infinite ammo” with all those coins, couldn’t Mario hire so...
Sometimes the epiphany is that there will never be an epiphany. Sometimes you can handle that. Sometimes you can’t. Sometimes the truth is there just isn’t truth to be had ju...
blood on the dance floor in poetry
I want a conspiracy theory where Michael Jackson died trying to invent a dance move so awesome it killed him and the government covered up so others don’t try it no thousands of copycat de...
maybe there’s a logic to the silly name maybe there was an attempt to aid peanut corps with radiation treatments in the farms around the town which left the children intellect...
crash cart in poetry
no matter your opinion on his music on his music on his “music” you have to admit “David Matthew Band” sounds like the name of a 1970s serial killer probably in like the Bronx probably...
drug reference day barrage in idea barrages
1.) I don’t believe there’s an Illuminati but I sure hope that there are people who think they are the Illuminati. That’d be fun. 2.) Is the head of the sewer-department chosen in a run-off elect...
419 in idea barrages
1.) An alternate title for “American Gods” could be “Myth Takin’ Identities”. 2.) Another parody concept funny in theory but lacking an audience to get the joke: “Dr. Feelgood”/”Dr. Strangelove”....
Mike Vs. A Facebook Survey in life stuff and misc.
Your SENIOR year of high school! (oh God) The longer ago it was, the more fun the answers will be!!!! (no, that’s the opposite of what you said) Let’s have FUN! (ugh. I will make this the opposit...
my best-worst barrage in idea barrages
1.) Change your last names and start a neo-vaudeville comedy act called Difficult and Necessary. 2.) A small orchestra entirely built from precious metals called “The Financial Instruments”. 3.) ...
417 in idea barrages
1.) Maybe an attempt to aid peanut farming w/ radiation in the town left the children precocious but deformed & damaged the adults’ vocal cords. 2.) I’ve seen no evidence of magical things in...
416 in idea barrages
1.) Omit a single comma and suddenly Bill and Ted are partying on the back of a giant Jeffrey Lebowski. 2.) Step 1. Create a really smooth cheese sauce. Step 2. Name it “The Velveteen Rarebit”. S...
415 in idea barrages
1.) Knowing little about golf I imagine Ben Hogan as Hulk Hogan except with a golf club. And I know it’s wrong but it’s too fun to stop. 2.) If the world’s largest non-atomic bomb is necessary, w...
414 in idea barrages
1.) The worst part of anxiety is there are things normal and easy MOST OF THE TIME then every once in a while The Fear stirs and freezes you. 2.) Yes, I didn’t pick up those ice cubes I dropped b...
I am basically a big old slosh of water coming up to the shape and to the level of whatever vessel I end up poured into it’s for better and for worse at once I don’t know if ev...
I ask myself why? I’m asking why am I? Why am I awake? Why am, I, awake? I ask you, why? am I awake? am I, why? why am I wide-awake? why are my eyes that ache? m...
