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I write words, I sometimes get to perform them out, sometimes I'm even paid. And I'm trying to get it right, get it right.
with enough repetition, your flaws become your style
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santa monica pier in poetry
we stood out at the end of the world we stood out at some other world’s beginning we stood on the receding hairline of the Western man and knew that what there was not gray or gone was stil...
the jagged edge of dawn in poetry
when you can’t sleep the night because you couldn’t stop thinking or you couldn’t stop drinking that four-forty-five birdsong mocks you is the ugliest sound in the world the birdies sing “us...
may27 in idea barrages
1.) Youtube preppers even gender their nut-bag concealed carry with pastel holsters for women. Everything wrong with America at once. JESUS. 2.) It is your DUTY to go boldly and split-infinitives...
the left behind (in the style of the mountain goats) in poetry
verse one yeah the sky got dark and the clouds turned gray it was turning into one less-than-beautiful day yeah the monsters got loose without an ounce of scru...
writing prompt: what did you spend it on? in poetry
What did I spend it on a year and a half in New York City hanging out at protests and art classes studying under buskers and street preachers never accomplishing anything learning what i...
may26 in idea barrages
1.) That crystal organic deodorant? If they got that crystal from inside a rock, would that be geode-erant? 2.) A nightmare, this time of gradual apocalypse. Of civilization and infrastructure’s ...
Some times I think about how many romantic comedy endings couldn’t happen now because of how airport rules have changed. Some times I think about how many sitcom miscommunications and misun...
jesus as a professional wrestler in poetry
Jesus as a professional wrestler putting the moneychangers through their tables instead of merely flipping them over Jesus as a professional wrestler getting pinne...
may 25 in idea barrages
1.) EARTH GIRLS ARE EASY is sexy to nearly any orientation as it contains both peak-Geena Davis AND peak-Jeff Goldblum. FACT. TRUE FACT. 2.) If Train has a celebrity wine called “Drops of Jupiter...
may 24 in idea barrages
1.) When someone tries to sell you homeopathic stuff, put a penny in their hand and take it back then say “homeopathic money”. They LOVE it. 2.) If you make a horror movie about the Spring-Heeled...
may 23 in idea barrages
1.) The machine would give you the soda, then you’d push a button, then you’d put in the money. The machine was out of order. 2.) After he blurted that he stored his wang in a parallel dimension ...
catching up barrage in idea barrages
1.) Only the most confident mohel has the guts to yell “FORE…” as if he’s playing golf and then mutter “…skin” afterwards. 2.) When they ask you what you were like when you were young tell them “...
your truth for the evening in poetry
first to open up tonight, we’re gonna lay down some truth here it is gonna be truth time we are gonna parcel out some truth we are gonna have a truth party! I am gonna metaphorically drop tr...
may19 in idea barrages
1.) All in all, I feel like Yakov Smirnoff wished on a cursed monkey’s paw “Make me relevant again!” and then this all happened. 2.) A bunch of D&D characters sitting down together in a quiet...
say hello to heaven in poetry
the heroes are all dying now and all of the villains too the fate of whatever is next as scary as this must sound comes down to me and you if we act and how we choose tacking my sail...
The remix is samsara’s next step after deconstruction’s ego-death. You can’t make anything new but you can make anything. It’s all been done and you can do it too. First we see h...
the perfect is the enemy of the good in poetry
the perfect is the enemy of the good the perfect is the enemy of the good they say that the perfect is the enemy of the good and they’re right in that every swing for the purest of the pure ...
may18 in idea barrages
1.) Whenever I see Mark Wahlberg in a “cute” commercial, I wanna retch. He once blinded a man just for being Vietnamese, for Christ’s sake. 2.) The bad news is, this story will move forward after...
to the tune of LEGS in idea barrages
she don’t got legs, she’s some kind of fish-thing oh how she begs, with hopin’ and wishing she wants legs, made of human meat all the way down to, oh, what is the word, feet? her dad forbade…...
to the tune of HOUND DOG in song parodies
you ain’t nothing but MaGruff dog bitin’ all the crime you ain’t nothing but MaGruff dog bitin’ all the crime talking to strange kids is your habit how could you think that’s just fine don’t...
may16 in idea barrages
1.) He still laughs at the armored nun, he doesn’t want to but it’s a tough habit to break. 2.) World-building is cool. You know what’s REALLY cool? Character-building. 3.) I want a holiday calle...
may15 in idea barrages
1.) If there’s nothing new under the sun then, baby, everything is new. Go into the world, go do as you do. 2.) I guess I could write a parody of Alice In Chains “Would” about the woodchuck puppe...
so very continental in poetry
the cornflakes said you were cute which I know was great for you as you’re a cereal monogamist but really nothing happened turned out that it was just a complimentary breakfast when sh...
may14 in idea barrages
1.) Of tall, dark and handsome, I unarguably have at least “tall” down and in baseball, .333 is an all-star. 2.) Roger Rabbit, gagged bound kidnapped, waking up to his stalker whispering in his e...
one simple trick in poetry
This one simple trick to change the world! Wow, local woman did this to change the world, you won’t believe how it works! Can you save the world? Ninety-eight percent of people gave the ...
