littlefallsmets ⋅ 46 ⋅
I write words, I sometimes get to perform them out, sometimes I'm even paid. And I'm trying to get it right, get it right.
with enough repetition, your flaws become your style
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drug reference day barrage in idea barrages
1.) I don’t believe there’s an Illuminati but I sure hope that there are people who think they are the Illuminati. That’d be fun. 2.) Is the head of the sewer-department chosen in a run-off elect...
419 in idea barrages
1.) An alternate title for “American Gods” could be “Myth Takin’ Identities”. 2.) Another parody concept funny in theory but lacking an audience to get the joke: “Dr. Feelgood”/”Dr. Strangelove”....
Mike Vs. A Facebook Survey in life stuff and misc.
Your SENIOR year of high school! (oh God) The longer ago it was, the more fun the answers will be!!!! (no, that’s the opposite of what you said) Let’s have FUN! (ugh. I will make this the opposit...
my best-worst barrage in idea barrages
1.) Change your last names and start a neo-vaudeville comedy act called Difficult and Necessary. 2.) A small orchestra entirely built from precious metals called “The Financial Instruments”. 3.) ...
417 in idea barrages
1.) Maybe an attempt to aid peanut farming w/ radiation in the town left the children precocious but deformed & damaged the adults’ vocal cords. 2.) I’ve seen no evidence of magical things in...
416 in idea barrages
1.) Omit a single comma and suddenly Bill and Ted are partying on the back of a giant Jeffrey Lebowski. 2.) Step 1. Create a really smooth cheese sauce. Step 2. Name it “The Velveteen Rarebit”. S...
415 in idea barrages
1.) Knowing little about golf I imagine Ben Hogan as Hulk Hogan except with a golf club. And I know it’s wrong but it’s too fun to stop. 2.) If the world’s largest non-atomic bomb is necessary, w...
414 in idea barrages
1.) The worst part of anxiety is there are things normal and easy MOST OF THE TIME then every once in a while The Fear stirs and freezes you. 2.) Yes, I didn’t pick up those ice cubes I dropped b...
I am basically a big old slosh of water coming up to the shape and to the level of whatever vessel I end up poured into it’s for better and for worse at once I don’t know if ev...
I ask myself why? I’m asking why am I? Why am I awake? Why am, I, awake? I ask you, why? am I awake? am I, why? why am I wide-awake? why are my eyes that ache? m...
the sun and the moon in poetry
the sun fickle lover burning us then returning tomorrow to burn us again the moon pining for us to soothe us back right then like assholes we leave at the end of the night
the time of the e-star in poetry
after the apocalypse after the lightning war maybe they’ll partly remember this time of year as if through a glass dark maybe they’ll call it the E-Star the one day giant rabbits ...
what if I had lived in poetry
scarier than this being the bad timeline that one where everything went wrong is the idea of this actual being the least-bad one where things went the least wrong that this here is ...
413 in idea barrages
1.) I’m basically water, coming up to the shape and level of the vessel I’m poured into, for better, for worse. Dunno if everyone is but I am. 2.) Why am I awake? Why, am I awake? Why am I, awake...
412 in idea barrages
1.) I’m just saying, if it were “Danzig With The Stars” I might actually watch it. 2.) If Hershey’s ever got into a tax scandal, I bet they could tell the FBI “There’s no accounting for taste!” a...
411 in idea barrages
1.) Some people do their best to help the environment because it’s the right thing, others are just being ego-friendly. 2.) Tebow’s a strong man, he’ll hit homers against green kids with one pitc...
410 in idea barrages
1.) Orange juice never did well in school, the teacher was always yelling “CONCENTRATE!” 2.) G.I. Joe Villain Names That Would Work Equally Well For A Dominatrix: Baroness, Dr. Mindbender, Cobra ...
49 in idea barrages
1.) In the end, explosions and dead bodies are ratings and media of all ideological stripes will always root for more money. 2.) The sun like a fickle lover, burning us and then again coming back...
48 in idea barrages
1.) If you don’t like the same generic ABC sitcom with just the ethnicity changed, don’t worry, there’ll be another in a half hour. 2.) I try to be news-informed but, Christ, Syria is so horrifyi...
47 in idea barrages
1.) Trouble is just like toilet paper, whether we wanna admit it or not, we all go through it sometimes. 2.) I occasionally call Ollie “Doggie-Doggie Panic” but I fear he is ignorant to the devel...
46 in idea barrages
1.) When we let “career politician” be an insult instead of a compliment, this is what we get. Career politicians are less corrupt than people who move between business and public service because...
45 in idea barrages
1.) I sure hope that the Billy Mays biopic will be called AMAYSING. Also, if you need a lead, I can grow a thick beard. 2.) There is a term for giving a billion in tax dollars to a rich man for a...
to the tune of REELIN' IN THE YEARS in song parodies
you’re getting calls from Navient getting calls from Sallie Mae you’re getting calls from CitiBank there’s no way that you could pay you couldn’t afford a diamond if it only cost a buck ...
a case of the maybes in poetry
maybe what separates you from the “Great Men” is not genius or hard work but rather that you’re not a totally-selfish jerk and you refuse to consciously exploit people you’re not prepar...
living with war in poetry
few things put me more at war with the divided forces within my nature than when I find myself attracted to a woman who also happens to be a cop on the one hand a person w...
