Timmy™ ⋅ 42 ⋅
My name is Timmy™, formerly authorcode C104458 on OD. (Successor to A624512) Jersey born and raised, currently living in an OK state. I like cheese, feminism, bad puns, pegging, and Star Trek. Some entries are filtered. Don't be shy. I only bite if we have a safeword in place.
How could the world go back to the way it was when so much bad had happened? But in the end, it's only a passing thing, this shadow. Even darkness must pass. A new day will come. And when the sun shines it will shine out the clearer.
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Pandora. in The Napkin.
I think I’ve figured out how to game Pandora. See, if you try a really specific station, it’s going to play nothing but that. And you’re going to get sick of it really quickly. It started when ...
A nerdly dream. in The Napkin.
I think I had the nerdiest dream ever. The basic vibe was that it was some epic Voyager movie, though there were cameos from TNG and DS9 characters. The end of the movie has the crew on board so...
I. AM. TIMMY™. in The Napkin.
How pissed off (sarcastically or not) would y’all be if I went back to changing my handle every couple days?
On Clean Anus. in The Napkin.
So, I pooped a poop. I know, I know, hold your applause. I was an iota surprised, as all I ate yesterday was a bagel. Whoops. I said to myself, “Self, it’s time for a quick shower.” Personally...
Butts. in The Napkin.
https://vine.co/v/OzQiYYUzvPj I saw this months ago, but well. It’s fun to leave on as background noise. It’s strangely mesmerizing.
Kittytime. in The Napkin.
Late naps at weird, not knowing what time it is. I mean, I woke up and T’Pol was snuggled into my knee pit. Those that have cats know what I mean. As soon as I started to wake up, of course, sh...
On Ugly Dudes in Porn. in The Napkin.
So I’m watching some pornography and I noticed the guy has a tummy kind of like I do. (I’ve gained weight, shush.) I had a moment of “Damn, I could get paid to be whipped and stuff.” Then I re...
The First Cat. in Whey and Sonic Screwdrivers.
My first cat was a stray. Her name was “Striper.” (Think stripes, rather than the pornographic alternative.) The joke was that she “adopted us.” I was younger, so I don’t remember quite when...
cycle 2, week 7, squat day in Exerbabble III
Saturday, 5-18-15 Cycle II, Week 7: Squat Day Yesterday's nutrition: Good. Last night's sleep: 8 hours Squats: 5 @ 45, 95, 135, 165 lbs 5, 5, 6 @ 195 lbs (+10 lbs) 10, 10, 10 @ 115 lbs Crux...
cycle 2, week 7, upper a in Exerbabble III
Sunday, 5-17-15 Cycle II, Week 7: Upper A Yesterday's nutrition: Good. Last night's sleep: 8 hours BB Bench Press: 5 @ 45, 95, 135 lbs 4, 3, 2 @ 165 lbs (+5 lbs) DB One-Arm Row: 5 @ 40, 60...
Carbon. in Whey and Sonic Screwdrivers.
I wrote my first entry in nearly four years. I’ve had lapses of journal-writing over the years, but this is by far the longest. By now, I’ve kept a carbon journal for most of my life. Without ...
cycle 2, week 6, deadlift day in Exerbabble III
Wednesday, 5-13-15 Cycle II, Week 6: Deadlift Day Yesterday's nutrition: Good Last night's sleep: 8 hours Deadlifts: 5 @ 135, 5 @ 185 lbs, 5 @ 225 lbs, 4 @ 265 lbs 3, 3, 5 @ 285 lbs (+10 lbs)...
cycle 2, week 6, upper b in Exerbabble III
Tuesday, 5-12-15 Cycle II, Week 6: Upper B Yesterday's nutrition: Good. Last night's sleep: 7 hours. Chins: 3 @ BW 5, 4, 3 @ +25 lbs (+5 lbs) DB Press: 5 @ 30 lbs 5, 5, 9 @ 42.5 lbs (-7.5 ...
cycle 2, week 6, squat day in Exerbabble III
Saturday, 5-9-15 Cycle II, Week 6: Squat Day Yesterday's nutrition: Good. Last night's sleep: 8 hours Squats: 5 @ 45, 115, 155 lbs 5, 5, 7 @ 185 lbs (+10 lbs) 10, 10, 10 @ 115 lbs Bulgarian...
cycle 2, week 6, upper a in Exerbabble III
Friday, 5-8-15 Cycle II, Week 6: Upper A Yesterday's nutrition: Fair. Last night's sleep: 8 hours BB Bench Press: 5 @ 45, 95, 135 lbs 5, 5, 6 @ 160 lbs (+5 lbs) DB One-Arm Row: 5 @ 45, 65 ...
cycle 2, week 5, deadlift day in Exerbabble III
Tuesday, Stinko De Mayo 2015 Cycle II, Week 5: Deadlift Day Yesterday's nutrition: Good Last night's sleep: 7 hours Deadlifts: 5 @ 135, 5 @ 185 lbs, 5 @ 225 lbs, 4 @ 255 lbs 3, 3, 5 @ 275 lbs...
cycle 2, week 5, upper b in Exerbabble III
Monday, 5-4-15 Cycle II, Week 5: Upper B Yesterday's nutrition: Good. Last night's sleep: 8 hours. Chins: 3 @ BW 5, 5, 5 @ +20 lbs (+5 lbs) DB Press: 5 @ 30 lbs 4, 4, 4 @ 50 lbs (+2.5 lbs)...
Cycle 2, week 5, squat day in Exerbabble III
Saturday, 5-2-15 Cycle II, Week 5: Squat Day Yesterday's nutrition: Fantastic. Last night's sleep: 8 hours Squats: 5 @ 45, 95, 145 lbs 5, 5, 7 @ 175 lbs (+10 lbs) 10, 10, 10 @ 115 lbs (+10 l...
cycle 2, week 5, upper A in Exerbabble III
Friday, 5-1-15 Cycle II, Week 5: Upper A Yesterday's nutrition: Fair. Last night's sleep: 9 hours BB Bench Press: 5 @ 45, 95, 135 lbs 5, 5, 6 @ 155 lbs (+5 lbs) DB One-Arm Row: 5 @ 40, 60 ...
It's my life. in Whey and Sonic Screwdrivers.
I went for a walk. I’d been saying internally that simply putting on pants and meandering outside would help. I couldn’t remember the last time I went for a walk. I do recall last summer when ...
cycle 2, week 4, deadlift day in Exerbabble III
Sunday, 4-26-15 Cycle II, Week 4: Deadlift Day Yesterday's nutrition: Good Last night's sleep: 8 hours Deadlifts: 5 @ 135, 5 @ 185 lbs, 4 @ 225 lbs, 3 @ 265 lbs 3, 3, 3 @ 285 lbs (+10 lbs) 2 ...
cycle 2, week 4, upper b in Exerbabble III
Saturday, 4-25-15 Cycle II, Week 4: Upper B Yesterday's nutrition: Poor. Last night's sleep: 7 hours. Chins: 3 @ BW 5, 5, 6 @ +15 lbs (+5 lbs) DB Press: 5 @ 30 lbs 5, 5, 5 @ 47.5 lbs (+2.5...
cycle 2, week 4, squat day in Whey and Sonic Screwdrivers.
Thursday, 4-23-15 Cycle II, Week 4: Squat Day Yesterday's nutrition: good. Last night's sleep: 8.5 hours Squats: 5 @ 45, 95, 145 lbs 5, 5, 8 @ 165 lbs (+10 lbs) 10, 10, 12 @ 105 lbs Bulgari...
cycle 2, week 4, upper A in Exerbabble III
Wednesday, 4-22-15 Cycle II, Week 4: Upper A Yesterday's nutrition: Fair. Last night's sleep: 7 hours BB Bench Press: 5 @ 45, 95, 135 lbs 5, 5, 7 @ 150 lbs (+5 lbs) DB One-Arm Row: 5 @ 35,...
cycle 2, week 3, deadlift day in Exerbabble III
Sunday, 4-19-15 Cycle II, Week 3: Deadlift Day Yesterday's nutrition: Good Last night's sleep: 8.5 hours Deadlifts: 5 @ 135, 5 @ 185 lbs, 4 @ 225 lbs, 3 @ 255 lbs 3, 3, 5 @ 275 lbs (+10 lbs) ...
