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April 28, 2023

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Sometimes I wanna have a tiny shred of faith in the film industry, that they’ll eventually stop going with the 1st stupid idea that came to mind, but then I see that they turned the “M” in SCRE...


April 26, 2023

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Found out there’s a band called “Inhaler”. If they toured with Weezer would they cancel out? Would they annihilate into pure energy? Try to convince someone that the new Tik Tok phrase for bu...


April 24, 2023

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If only listening to John Nougat-Mallowmar was physically possible for me, without bleeding from my eyes, ears and a few other places, I could probably whip up a quality parody about My Little ...


April 22, 2023

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It’s funny how the British monarchy works now, no longer directly powerful but a useful distraction from the myriad actual problems in the UK. They used to have all the bread, now they’re the d...


April 20, 2023

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You won’t be able to put this construction-site simulator video game down, it’s absolutely riveting. If you’re a stripper in northern New York, consider the stage name “Wintry Mix”. For like ...


April 18, 2023

ap 19

Still don’t understand how 83% of youtube power couples are a good-looking-but-socioemotionally-stunted woman & a barely-closeted twink just along for the fame ride/maybe because he wants t...


April 16, 2023

apr 17

A parody of Madonna’s “Erotic” built around the line “Orthotic, Orthotic, Sound Footwear Is Healing Your Body”. LESS CORPORATE LADDER, MORE CORPORATE M.C. ESCHER 4TH-DIMENSIONAL STAIRCASE TO ...


April 14, 2023

apr 15

Kleenex really brings people together. It’s a connective tissue. I just realized that they could’a called 21 JUMP STREET “TALES FROM THE NARC SIDE”. Writing can’t be a bloodletting, because...


April 12, 2023

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Nightmares? Oh yeah, they’re terrible. They’re awful but they don’t last. They suck but they pass. Dreams, those are the ones that’ll get you. Dreams stick to your bones, reminding you they are...


April 10, 2023

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A junior-fiction mystery novel called ARE YOU THERE, GOD? IT’S ME, MATLOCK. Tempora mutantur, nos et mutamur in illis. Time may change me but I can’t trace time. Omnia mutantur, nihil interit...


April 08, 2023

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Turning the furnace up to 80? That’s just heatinistic. The next morning, after a night of beer-goggles, that’s when you see the truth through the beer-view mirror. A Linkin Park “One Step C...


April 06, 2023

apr 7

A film about an exclusive equestrian stables outside of Austin called “The Best Little Horse House In Texas”. I hate how people think you mean that Goatse song when you say “Somebody That I U...


April 04, 2023

april 5

A TMBG parody about Barnacle Boy still being a superhero sidekick, even in his sixties, called “Barnacle Man”. January 10th, it’s already Easter in the Stewarts. Poor Thanksgiving and Valenti...


April 02, 2023

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98% of the people that people say are “on the streets” because of bail reform actually should’ve been in a mental health facility years before crime one, but Reagan dismantled the hospitals to ...


March 31, 2023

april 1

I’m just enough both a butt-end Gen Xer and a nerd about religious history to wanna name something “The Council of Trent Reznor”. Horror themed restaurants are all about the zombiance. A th...


March 28, 2023

mar 29

What we absolutely don’t need is a ventriloquist puppet with a huge posterior going viral on Tiktok with the name “Thicc Dummy”. 3 AM asks as it always does “How much in your life have you sc...


March 26, 2023

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I feel like the best name for a children’s show teaching English-speaking kids the Spanish language would be “Vitamin Si!” I love when there’s a story about an actor “willing” to go back to a...


March 24, 2023

mar 25

I enjoy embracing complexity, paradox, the internal contradictions of humanity as we the each of us contain legions. I revel in the fact that we are never just one thing or the other, there is ...


March 22, 2023

mar 23

Some people hold grudges so long, they’re practically dry-aged, that’s how old the beef is. I have now realized that the optimal parody of Bob Dylan’s “Mississippi” would be about the Superma...


March 20, 2023

mar 21

A joke one of my dreams last night wrote -“At my school, we didn’t have Proms or Homecoming Dances, but we did have something similar we call Ligmas.” “Ligmas?” “You know, Ligma Balls.” “…sir, ...


March 18, 2023

mar 19

Before his fall to the dark side, was Anakin Skywalker “The Battle Himbo of the Republic”? It’s easy. The subtitle of the second film in every series should legally be ELECTRIC BOOGALOO, the ...


March 14, 2023

mar 15

Don’t you worry about me staying hydrated. Coffee is, like, 99% water. He could be glam in a classy Bowie way or glam in a trashy RATT kinda way. He was glambidextrous. I hope in the deep l...


March 12, 2023

mar 13

“Federal Breast Inspector” and “Certified Nursing Assistant” are pretty much the same thing from a… certain linguistic point of view. I refuse to believe any time was cut from Avatar 2. You d...


March 10, 2023

mar 11

Cocoa Puffs, part of a mentally imbalanced breakfast! “As If Editorial Consultants: Service with a Simile!” A goth Marilyn Monroe burlesque dance / drag act / parody song called “Demons Are...


March 08, 2023

mar 9

I’ve come to the realization Reagan defunded the American mental health system, closing most in-patient mental health facilities, not to save money but rather to boost voting numbers for his po...


Book Description

originally, I went to college to be a comedy writer
the urge to still generate short form ideas remains
I collect, once or twice a day, my one-liner jokes
and my germs of ideas that I litter on social media
into little collections I call “barrages”
and then I put them here
sometimes