dc12 in idea barrages

A Nintendo authorized whoopie-cushion called ZELDA: WIND FAKER.

“LESS TEETH!” he howled “BUT NOT A TOTAL ABSENCE OF TEETH, EITHER!”

The power of light rail as the driving technology of adventure and we call it… trolleypunk? I could do for some trolleypunk.

A parody of “My Bonnie Lies Over The Ocean” about a revenant called “My Body Lies Over The Ocean”.

Remember when you were a kid and you’d laugh at the oldies festivals at the local casinos with, like, one Temptation, two of the Four Tops and the third touring keyboardist for The Spinners? That’s our summer rock festivals now. The oldies circuit. “Sublime with Rome” “Stone Temple Someotherguy” “A Hint of Blind Melon”. They all may as well be Gallagher 2 and we merely the sledgehammers.

A middle-aged rap act called RUN THE ERRANDS.

Did they ever do a DOUBLE DARE / AMERICAN GLADIATORS crossover where the gladiators had to do the physical challenges and the kids had to pelt each other with Nerf crossbows? That could’a been fun.

A head-canon distant sequel to BEWITCHED where Samantha’s son Sufjan and the Kravitzes’ kid Lenny try to go on tour together with Sufjan trying to not give away the family secret by magically making Lenny Kravitz’s music sound good, despite how much he pities his old neighbor.