dc8 in idea barrages

The chestnut about travel being the great destroyer of prejudice because you see how everyone’s the same sadly isn’t universal. Fundamentally broken monsters like Trump or Musk or Columbus, they just see new things to steal, new people to assault or work to death.

Once all the states are in on it, the legal marijuana industry is going to standardize strength labeling, going with a three tiered system of potency. “Regular Strength” “Maximum Strength” and “Line-Cook Strength”.

Always pretend to confuse the anime “Yu-Gi-Oh” and the HOOK character “Rufio”. It’s always a good time.

A Korn parody about making up fake slang to see if people on social media will buy it and start using it unironically called “Fleek On A Leash”.

I can’t imagine being in a room with Woody Allen & not BIOLOGICALLY NEEDING to punch him in the face within 30 seconds. I’m a pacifist, I haven’t been in a fight since junior high but it seems like a reptile brain reflex in the making. Your limbic system’s wisdom would take over.

It was bad enough when we had to care about the red carpet for The Oscars. Now we’re supposed to care about the one at Cannes, the one at the Met Gala, the one at the WNBA opening game? No. One was too many. One was stupid as hell. You ain’t getting two or more.

Do Muppets with googly eyes also have googly nipples? If you were to open them up surgically, would their gonads be googly?

A cartoon about how Scrooge’s cures for Tiny Tim’s infirmities turned him into a steampunk cyborg that eventually became a detective for Scotland Yard (maybe friends with Sherlock Holmes!) and his theme song goes “dun-d-dun-d-dun Defective Cratchit dun-d-dun-d-dun-dun whoo-hooo”.