nv30 in idea barrages

Why call it “the Hershey highway” when you can call it “the bottom line”?

It’s actually kind of inspiring how all those brain eating amoebas got together to invent and market the netti pot. Yes, it’s just so they can more easily kill us but you gotta respect the hustle.

A Blue Man Group show for St. Patricks Day called “The Dropkick Smurfies”.

Battlehymn of the Republic’s follow-up Battlehymn of the Notary Public didn’t do nearly the business of its big brother.

Sometimes I think about playing a D&D character with a 20 in Charisma but none of it comes from their looks, how interesting that would be to try to play in social encounters, but then I realized, that’s just how God rolled me up so it’s redundant.

I have perfected the math: Pete Davidson looks like Eminem fathered a child for Ellen DeGeneres and that child was born in Post Malone’s dumpster.

Title for a romance novel: “Catfished By Christ”.

Toy idea: Mego The Living Playset.