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You shouldn’t feel guilty about the step-backs you need to make socially, to protect yourself, to maintain your energy. You can’t help everyone. If you wear down completely or you wreck your own situation helping those who can’t be helped, you can’t help anyone. Allow yourself the grace of self-preservation. Allow yourself the grace of self-care. You only got the one you, you know.

Emotional damage from the horrors of The Cola Wars turned a lot of people into cold sodiopaths.

A Dinosaur Junior parody about the untimely death of the McDonalds All-Day Breakfast built around the line “I feel the pain of everyone… for lack of McMuffins”.

I think the Mount Rushmore of played-out impressions, like, impressions no one should ever do again, it’s definitely Borat, Shrek, Austin Powers and then after that strong three-way tie for first, Stewie Griffin rounding out the quartet of awful.

The good news is, the spring burn ban ends tonight and you can have bonfires again! The bad news is, there’s a frost warning tonight, don’t plant any of your mother’s day gifts yet and don’t freeze to death at a bonfire. Because it’s May 14th in the Adirondacks and nothing makes sense.

I’m waiting for the point when Senator Sinema tries to cover for her being an amoral corrupt flip-flopper by claiming she’s “agenda-fluid”.

I don’t know the song “Chickpeas” but if you hummus a few bars I can fake it.

“Oh, no, you misunderstand,” she apologize, “I’m not a Gnostic. I’m a Gnocchic. We worship the gnocchi in brown butter and sage as our sacrament. It’s a rewarding faith, except for all the diabetes.”