dc 2 in idea barrages

. In my pocket, I found a wadded up note, in my own barely comprehensible scrawl that simply said “Meme Wars of A Geisha”. I have no idea where I was going with it but, when you’re me, every few days you just stumble over inexplicable things like that.

1. Sean Connery telling someone “you’re the man now, updog!” and waiting for someone to ask “what’s up dog?”

2. They don’t own your childhood, they don’t own your past, no matter what bastardized intellectual property law says. You don’t have to pay serial ransom for your memories. It’s all in you. You own it forever. You don’t gotta pay them for feathers, Dumbo, you can fly on your own.

3. Sometimes you just gotta lay in a cool dark place and drink ice water, like a polar bear finding a life-saving cave in the midst of a baking blaring blinding tropical island.

4. When Ocean Spray got into juice-blending, they really opened up Crandora’s Box.

5. Step One: name your pet “Mister Grumbles”. Step Two: create the pet’s theme song based upon the tune to Arrested Development’s “Mister Wendell”. Step Three: ??? Step Four: Profit!

6. The seed of a new song, perhaps a neo-disco crazy “do the Star Wars prequels make your feces dance / c’mon everybody and Sith your pants / Sith your pants / Sith your pants / c’mon everybody, now, Sith your pants!”

7. “Under The Table And Gleaming The Cube” : condo developer Dave Matthews tries to tear down a skatepark to install a vineyard, a bunch of skateboarders opposing him. Definitely a scene where they hack his finances by mashing a mechanical keyboard fast & pretending that’s hacking.