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I write words, I sometimes get to perform them out, sometimes I'm even paid. And I'm trying to get it right, get it right.
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june 18 in idea barrages
Your heist-focused rogue-heavy D&D campaign will be called “Ocean’s Elven”. Way this year is going, April worries bring May flurries. Imagine exposing yourself to a potentially deadly d...
june 17 in idea barrages
America on 4/20/20 was, like, five thousand rednecks coughing on each other on governors’ lawns chanting “WE THE PEOPLE” and three hundred million stoners looking at their marijuana buds in the...
prompt: tide, title: you are what you eat in misc. flash fiction
A lie’s just a story that won’t admit that it’s a story. A worst kind of story, an anti-story. I know for stories, they’re the only thing I’m any good at. Here we are within an age of lies, of do...
june 16 in idea barrages
HARD PILLS TO SWALLOW: Bitcoins are just Beanie Babies for libertarians. In a way, they ARE socially distancing, just with extra steps. Who would wanna hang out with a jackass who goes to a g...
june 15 in idea barrages
It’ll be like an ice cream truck but we’ll go around selling pens and pencils and paper goods and stuff like that. We’ll call it MOBILE STATIONERY. Your horror show about an Italian chef so b...
june 14 in idea barrages
It’s a chalupa shell filled with a spicy cheese sauce and Slim Jims. It’s called the Nacho Man Randy Sandwich. What if we get a Democratic governor to tell them to never put salt in their eye...
june 13 in idea barrages
Maybe we could just tell these people that President Obama said that breathing is really cool and just… see what happens next? At some point, they must’ve called that cologne just Spice. Wh...
tight rope in poetry
it’s not as easy as choosing between the darkness and the light I wish it was that easy that life wasn’t more complicated than that one simple choice but nothing is that binary too much lig...
with a cause in poetry
in a universe where decay is written into the very code of how atoms work where entropy will always win the war even if we can hold it off in the battle now and again in a...
june 12 in idea barrages
Lately, to the tune of the State Farm jingle, I want to greet the dog: “Hey look there’s Ollie, fat tiny bear!” Understanding the sweetness of a good pun streak really only takes getting on a...
june 11 in idea barrages
Seeing Jack White in a dream is a sign you are going to watch a Tim Burton movie in the near future. Wal-Mart has us so broke by putting all the small businesses that paid better out of busin...
june 10 in idea barrages
A parody of The Flaming Lips “She Don’t Use Jelly” based around the line “she was in quuuuuuuuuuuuaaaaaaarintine, quarantine!”? You will do angry punk covers of classic rock staples as THE RO...
prompt: twilight, title: arrivederci roma in misc. flash fiction
The cliché is “Rome wasn’t built in a day” but what that chestnut neglects to say is that Rome didn’t fall in just one day, either. At its height, it’d become so vast and all-encompassing that th...
june 9 in idea barrages
I want to show up at a party where I was supposed to bring snacks, claim that I am the snack and then sheepishly go out to the car and get the snacks when no one agrees with me. I still can’t...
june 8 in idea barrages
A great name for a punk band? Hell-Ron Ubbard. Give to the World Health Organization, saving lives, while Trump cuts off funds to life-saving organizations out of petty spite, calls for civi...
skipped beats in poetry
there was snow deep into May this year of twenty-twenty hindsightings sickness and death hung over all of our heads like white-out squalls and blinding ou...
june 7 in idea barrages
I just realized that Mr. T is powered by self-pity and the T stands for “Tomfoolery”. The mediocre hamburger chain Fuddruckers is trending on Twitter and all I can think of is Trent Reznor sc...
june 6 in idea barrages
The realization that I am adapting easily to wearing a mask in public because I have worn a full face sleep apnea rig to bed every night since my early 30s.... that is a weird realization. An...
lost in translation in poetry
not understanding German speaking only English and fragments of French and Spanish I cannot say for it either way however these days I have some around to wondering if Hitler was actually ...
june 5 in idea barrages
Another good name for a band? “Mahatma Gumby”. I wanna read a story about French philosophers that happen to be dried fruit called LE CALIFORNIA RAISONS. Walkin’ around with toilet paper on...
june 4 in idea barrages
Mask over both the nose and mouth, people. Remember the face mask rule “If you don’t look like the Shredder, you’re going to be deader.” Without life, there is no liberty or pursuit of happin...
june 3 in idea barrages
At a certain point, if we ever get to the other side of this, it will need to be The Time Of The Do-Overs. To grant them to other people, sure, but for God’s sake, to ourselves. We will need to...
june 2 in idea barrages
Alex Trebek over-pronounces “SOPH-O-MORE” like he is trying to chew through drywall while saying it. Despite a decade of college and internships, gynecologists and proctologists leave school ...
june 1 in idea barrages
Just because someone else refuses to accept your shared humanity doesn’t give you the right to do the same. Your commission to be humane is not thusly discharged. Violence only begets violence....
may 31 in idea barrages
She suggests that the solution to world hunger is to kill and eat every pop star other than her in Taylor Swift’s A Modest Proposal. Before it hatched, the Maltese Falcon was an egg maguffin....
