june 13 in idea barrages

Maybe we could just tell these people that President Obama said that breathing is really cool and just… see what happens next?

At some point, they must’ve called that cologne just Spice.

When he was in NWO, they should’a dressed him all emo and called him Sulk Hogan, but no one asked me and when no one asks me, the best things end up not happening.

GUYS. GUYS GUYS GUYS. Seriously. I just realized that the middle of the word “Hogwarts” is “GWAR” and everything is different now. It all… makes sense.

Schrodinger’s Pope. Mitre? Might not.

Twitter is the place where we go to find out people we’ve never heard of in our lives have been canceled from fame. Like the virtual particle pairs dancing at a black hole’s event horizon, snuffed out before they could even dang ol’ be real.

A B-52s parody about over-rated regional fast food chains called “Shake Shack”.

“Come on, Hulk, you HAVE to smash the like button!” “…Hulk would prefer not.”