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I write words, I sometimes get to perform them out, sometimes I'm even paid. And I'm trying to get it right, get it right.
with enough repetition, your flaws become your style
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the 69th barrage in idea barrages
1.) Save money on your copy of The Human Centipede by cutting out the middle man! 2.) Mistakes have been made because of cowardice. Mistakes will be undone with courage and just a little luck. ...
a particularly scattershot barrage in idea barrages
1.) Charlize Theron REALLY uglies it up with Frankenstein make-up in her new Oscar bait project MUNSTER. 2.) Only way I'd ever run the Boilermaker would be if someone was shooting a reverse Supe...
third time in poetry
A working class kid with a rich man's education and that's not exactly a boast. And I've toiled in ghettos and mansions I've done it on both coasts. What if setting a record for the most wa...
hopes and dreams in poetry
I hope she made it to Canada I don't think she made it there but I hope she did and I hope she's happy I hope she got that white picket fence I don't think she got it but I hope she did ...
ten hours living inside my head in idea barrages
1.) They're a rap-rock act that only plays tourist-oriented delis in Manhattan. They're called Limp Brisket. 2.) Many area codes have slogans. Ours is "315, Dead or Alive, No Really, Please Tell...
barragury 21 in idea barrages
1.) I wonder if the world understands how "that weird girl" is the most romantic pet name that I could ever speak. 2.) Post-doctorate level mash-up: The Eagles "In The Long Run" vs. Lemon Demon'...
the first barrage of spring in idea barrages
1.) I'm waiting for the "Flight 370 is a Smokescreen for Crimea" theories. 2.) HOT SINGLES IN YOUR AREA BECAUSE YOU LEFT THE FRIDGE OPEN AND NOW YOUR KRAFT CHEESEFOOD PRODUCT IS ALL WARM AND SPO...
surely really anyway true in poetry
and I mean really how can you KNOW you wouldn't like making out with me if you haven't tried it for... 20 or 30 minutes? YOU CAN'T KNOW YOU CAN'T KNOW MAYBE I'M AN ACQUIRED TASTE LIKE BOU...
in the last ditch, I'll think of you in poetry
You can't argue with success. Because success is a concept. So it doesn't have a mouth. Concepts don't have mouths. They don't have anything. They don't exist in any corporeal sense. So you...
carl sagan's beautiful blues in poetry
sometimes it occurs to me struggling to write poetry the Ts won't cross the Is won't dot they should have sent an astronaut
hope springs in poetry
I'm not saying I'm not deluded too I don't have faith in ghosts and monsters but I do have the gambler's fallacy and sometimes it is almost as bad so an I declare my lottery addiction a non-...
you can't spell "truth" without "rut" in poetry
never mind for lines the shortest distance between two points is a lie and there's a subtle difference between a one-way lie and a mutually-agreed-upon fiction the difference is the lie h...
reverse stage fright in poetry
reverse stage fright is a serious disorder reverse stage fright is the bane of my existence reverse stage fright is the state of only being comfortable when you're on stage in the act of cre...
hey nineteen 2 in idea barrages
1.) How horrified would a tree be by the idea of maple syrup anyway? We're TREE VAMPIRES. 2.) You say I'm "looking for work". I say "I'm self-employed as an intern". 3.) Your garden is sparsely...
#VonnegutBands in idea barrages
Slayer Piano Cat Stevens' Cradle Mother Night Ranger Slaughterhouse-Five For Fighting Breakdance of Champions Rapstick or Ho-less No More GWAR Bless You, Mr. Rosewater Deadeye Dick Dale H...
hey nineteen in idea barrages
1.) There's a difference between a one-way lie and a mutually-agreed-upon fiction. The lie hurts less. 2.) When I win the lottery, commissions on Deviantart for pictures of Shaq dunking a basket...
March 18th bonus weirdness in idea barrages
1.) A smart watch that displays a photo of the skin behind it when in sleep mode would be silly but if it were cheap, I'd buy one. 2.) Yes, if this freezer breaks before Octoberfest these sausag...
a prime example of these barrages in idea barrages
1.) Pac-Man's more fun if you say the ghosts are the damned souls of Mens Rights Activists & the sheets are fedoras pulled down over their eyes. 2.) To air is Bud and at basketball, he's div...
loose change in poetry
it feels like everything around me is in a fevered state of flux everyone is cracking up getting fucked moving in moving up breaking down moving out flipping out signing in sleeping aro...
more March 17th in idea barrages
1.) Are "The Cheerios Farts" A Thing? Guys. I think "The Cheerios Farts" are A Thing. 2.) When leading someone thru a 1st sexual encounter w/ their non-preferred gender say to them in a cowboy a...
March 17th Mixed Bag in idea barrages
1.) The follow-up to the MtGox Scandal will just be a re-skin of Dogecoin Dogecoin Panic. 2.) A mash-up of The Rentals "Down With P" and "OPP" would probably be great. 3.) Knowing your limitati...
parody of Shine On You Crazy Diamond in song parodies
remember being an egg you didn't have legs shine on you crazy dragon now you've got two of those things and you've even got wings shine on you crazy dragon now you're giant and breathe ...
The Ides of Marrchage 4 in idea barrages
1.) Is there fan-fiction about Mr. Drysdale being a swinger and getting it on with The Millionaire and His Wife pre-Island? 2.) Fan-fiction where Miss Hathaway drops the facade of pining for Jet...
The Ides of Marrchage 3 in idea barrages
1.) Writing parodies of Springsteen is difficult as the only reason I'd ever listen to Springsteen is so as to write parodies of Springsteen. 2.) There is a misspelling in the already stupid-ass...
The Ides of Marrchage 2 in idea barrages
1.) So many friends marching in the Utica St Pats Parade. Don't slip in any of the... ah... previous beer. 2.) Last night, I dreamed I was an MLB bench player getting my first chance as a starte...
