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I write words, I sometimes get to perform them out, sometimes I'm even paid. And I'm trying to get it right, get it right.
with enough repetition, your flaws become your style
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sometimes I think about that day in L.A. when a girl knocked on the door of the office that I worked for thinking it was another place and when I informed her of her being misinformed she ...
for men we are expected to claim horniness as our driving force when loneliness is the measure of our frustrations because that's supposedly stronger I guess break it down and pretend t...
out like a blizzard-breathing lamb barrage in idea barrages
1.) I thought for all these years their standards were too high for me. Only now do I realize screw it their standards were too low. 2.) "I think we should see other people" is probably even mor...
March 29th Barrage in idea barrages
1.) To Buddhists, YOLO is HATE SPEECH. 2.) If someone tells you "turn that FROWN upside DOWN" tell them "flip that SMILE 'round a WHILE". Then punch 'em in the gut. 3.) Much as folks talking wh...
parody of Last Resort in song parodies
I read "Great Expectations" this is my book report watched the movie, no reading old wedding cake full of giant rats breeding this is my book report I read "Great Expectations" this is my...
parody of Semi-Charmed Kinda Life in song parodies
doo doo doo, doo doo-doo doo... in my cer-e-al bowl it's sweet cuz... the grahams they... are golden there's Trix for you... and there's Trix for me Raisin Bran, better without raisins spoon...
March 28th Barrage in idea barrages
1.) If this van's a-rockin', time to put new shocks in. 2.) Light board is both wave board AND particle board! 3.) There isn't an article on Jezebel called "Fat Guys Are Better At Sex Because W...
sketch of zach (fifty-two pickup) in poetry
watch the nervous energy the mania the ruffle of shuffle it's all in the cards it's all in his hands tricks only he can see only sages can understand it's misdirection even though it's n...
sketch of rosa (honey slides) in poetry
she made a tea ceremony of adding honey to her chai lifting it up by the quarter-spoon then drizzling it down like spider-webs like summer rains like the graces of the gods themselves ...
oh God where is Spring barrage in idea barrages
1.) The Secret isn't to pray your pleas for help into the ether. The Secret is to outloud ask your friends. 2.) People mistakenly call them "vanilla envelopes" so often, the glue should really j...
the bungled and the botched in poetry
a head fulla exposed wires sparking irregular seeing things that just aren't there and conspiracies in simply everything messages coming up unchecked riddled with errors in syntax and spell...
parody of Ina Gadda Davida in song parodies
cheddar gouda velveeta, honey whether hard or a thick goo cheddar gouda velveeta, baby don'tcha know it can even be blue? oh won't you bring me cheese placed in my hand? oh won't you brin...
two-stall barrage in idea barrages
1.) Gotta lose it all? Poker, man! 2.) A redheaded orgy is called a Ginge Binge. 3.) She was such a proper lady that even when providing an old fashioned in the backseat of a car, it was with o...
parody of Human Touch in song parodies
they were challenging the unknown they took their rocket away in the end they could not surrender flew up to the cosmic rays but it's not all fun having superpowers get stretched out like...
parody of The Ballad Of Davy Crockett in song parodies
profits for Hot Pockets were getting wee they made a new product real cynically filled up with fat and greasy as can be have heart attacks from only eating three Gravy, GRAAAAAAVY Pockets, so...
such words very barrage in idea barrages
1.) I don't like mushrooms myself but if you're going hunting for them, I'm willing to provide morel support. 2.) One hopes that the Supreme Court will not be swayed by the Hobby Lobby lobby in ...
speech from an old man to young women in poetry
they train you from an early age in fairy tales and rock songs to chase after monsters in the hopes that catching one and taming it and finding that little piece of good inside deep dow...
march is still terrible barrage in idea barrages
1.) The undercover cop arrested him for soliciting a prostitute during the rain delay, total case of entarpment. 2.) I hope that when people start uploading their consciousnesses to the web, we'...
march 24th barrage 2 in idea barrages
1.) Jeff Garlin's done too much good to be tarred w/ "from The Goldbergs". That's like having Jesus on & saying "Jesus from Joe's Carpentry". 2.) Anyone who tells you to "know your place" is...
parody of Cocaine in song parodies
if you're looking to raid, you better invade Ukraine if you're loyal to Putin, you will have to shoot in Ukraine World War Five, World War Five, World War Five Ukraine if you watch Fox ...
parody of Peaches in song parodies
rentin' some Bette Midler gonna watch a lot of Beaches rentin' some Bette Midler gonna watch a lot of Beaches rentin' some Bette Midler gonna watch a lot of Beaches rentin' some Bette Midle...
and but and in poetry
Hearing someone speak of a person as they were the love of their life when you know that person didn't feel the same way at all when they say that's their ex and you know the other person w...
march 24th barrage in idea barrages
1.) In like a lion, out like a double-lion with magical ice breath that hates you and everything you love. 2.) Semi-Charmed Kinda Life parody about Lucky Charms? 3.) Revise, revise, revise. No....
redemption song in poetry
Sometimes still I think. Gimmie back my car. Gimmie back my memories. Gimmie back my confidence. Gimmie back my sense of self. Gimmie back my youth. Gimmie back my youth. Gimmie back my ...
gravity's rainbow in poetry
a wise man told me Sunday a wise man who poses as a fool a wise man who poses as a fool that's posing as a wise man he told me Sunday and I'm paraphrasing here because my memory is bad but ...
