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I write words, I sometimes get to perform them out, sometimes I'm even paid. And I'm trying to get it right, get it right.
with enough repetition, your flaws become your style
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to the tune of Psycho Killer in older archived parodies
I can't understand a single word he's got a butcher's knife he's chasing birds how could I hope to understand he's a puppet with human hands Swedish Chef… what's he saying? bork bork...
to the tune of 1999 in older archived parodies
I was feasting when I wrote this Forgive me for wearing chain mail But when I woke up this mornin’ Coulda sworn the bard was telling tales He said the fair's ending We all have to go ba...
Writing is not the Dionysian endeavour so many desire it to be. Okay? Drunken. Instant. Born of epiphany, spontaneously, parthenogenically. Dionysus of wine and rebirth and revels may be fine f...
82 in idea barrages
1.) Pac-Man died for our sins 3 times a quarter every night in neon cathedrals until we all decided it was a rite fit only for our living rooms. 2.) We turn those we oppress into the underdogs w...
more end of July, why not in idea barrages
1.) I'll say this for Octomom, if she ever did a kickstarter, you know she'd be able to make the stretch goals. 2.) I don't think any vampire Batman story has ever ended by Robin defeating him w...
end of July barrage in idea barrages
1.) You can't prove that "Panama" and "Round And Round" aren't actually the same song. 2.) Reworking ALTERED BEAST as a rhythm game called ALTERED BEATS seems like a great way to cash in on the ...
727 in idea barrages
1.) You can go to Karmicon but there are no freebies there. 2.) You cannot have a Ren faire on Lake Mead without disappointing a LOT of people. 3.) If her name was Ms. Pac-Man before they even ...
725 in idea barrages
1.) I want there to be Pokemon Young Earth Creationists and Old Earth Creationists, opposed to Pokemon evolution in different strange ways. 2.) If forced to choose a favourite locust rap song, I...
they tell you do not they tell you don't they tell you do not do not don't do not do not do not don't do not do not do not don't and they keep telling you do not do not don't do not do ...
from an unseen censer in poetry
names have been changed to protect the innocent names have been changed to protect the dubious concept of innocence names have been changed to protect myself from my proclivity toward insolence...
we are all leaves falling from a tree when we are born our lives are not the times when we were green when we were safely attached to some nourishing branch our lives begin the mom...
723 in idea barrages
1.) Oh there's a ten in the MORNING now? How nice for you. 2.) My favourite progressive gangsta rap group is definitely Death Row Tull. 3.) We feed our Cthulhu only the best Tendril Vittles. 4...
the weakest barrage of all in idea barrages
1.) Look, sometimes get unions get corrupt but it's worth it if it means businesses can't get away with goddamned everything, okay? Jeez. 2.) Is a lack of a strategy better than a bad strategy? ...
how its done in poetry
I'll never be pure enough to join the good-good guys I'll never be confident enough to join the bad I've never been comfortable on either side of any line in-between is all I've ever had ...
719 in idea barrages
1.) No sleep til Brooklyn? Brother, I don't sleep well either way. 2.) You know what I want? A Cards Against Humanity expansion written by Brian Eno. I feel like he'd have interesting things to ...
718 in idea barrages
1.) I want an insane level of Fanta product placement in the Fantastic Four reboot. Minutes holding on The Thing just staring lovingly at a can. 2.) A zoo whose billboards proclaim "no credit or...
716 in idea barrages
1.) Abandon all hype, ye who enter here. 2.) Working clean is like playing baseball with one hand tied behind your back. Yes, it's possible but it's also half-assed and awkward at best. 3.) The...
715 in idea barrages
1.) Dear Joss Whedon, if we meet Captain Hammer's dad in DR HORRIBLE 2, he needs to be played by Bruce Campbell. 2.) That sigh of relief when you hear the new Al Yankovic and find he didn't get ...
No, love does not conquer all. Entropy conquers all. But that doesn't minimize love's fleeting victories. It only makes them more special. It only makes them more precious. Love is an eyebli...
an agnostic convocation in poetry
if anything at all can be a magic spell it is in the stories that we tell not in the prayers that we might pray that may have the power to sway the actions of the extant gods and monsters w...
714 in idea barrages
1.) So far ATTACK ON TITAN has taught me that the Japanese see us as giant rampaging smiling monsters that they must become more like to defeat. 2.) Is there anything more delusional than what a...
713 in idea barrages
1.) If you ban the Catholic Church, all it's going to lead to is dangerous back-alley absolutions. 2.) Bob Seger is the official soundtrack to going to high school football games in your thirtie...
beginning of a weird rap song in poetry
grandpa pulled up stakes and moved to Tampa Bay he said he found himself now grandpa says he's gay grandpa moved to Tampa Bay now he says that grandpa's gay
the truth of the matter in poetry
God is dead yes God is dead I know this because I KILLED HIM MYSELF! I know that God is dead because I killed Him and made it look like an accident made it look like he just slipped in a ...
your ride's here in poetry
the holy ghost is breathing the son's gone underground the father's quite dismayed at the way it all went down the church became a shopping mall there's adverts on the steeple open up your ...
