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I write words, I sometimes get to perform them out, sometimes I'm even paid. And I'm trying to get it right, get it right.
with enough repetition, your flaws become your style
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600th prosebox post in idea barrages
1.) Brian Williams said he hated it when Kayne interrupted his winning a Grammy. 2.) When they refer to “Charlie” in ‘Nam movies, I briefly imagine an army of frothing Charles Mansons tearing thr...
it's a free country in poetry
If you have an erection lasting more than four hours, consider using it as a sun-dial. Maybe as a performance art kind of thing. If you have an erection lasting more than four hours, ...
29 in idea barrages
1.) It’s rainin’ men. It’s hailin’ Hydra. It’s snowin’ pop culture references, deep into the echo chamber of faint validation. 2.) If you watch Fox News for more than 16 hours straight, you have ...
28 in idea barrages
1.) With a DJ set by DJ Set, an elder serpent god who is also a DJ. 2.) With Skymall and Radioshack both dead now, will there emerge an underground market for radio-controlled things no one needs...
27 in idea barrages
1.) The usual SI models are actually Google Plus sized in that almost no one looks at them anymore despite corporate desperation. 2.) “Don’t make fun of him for being a mohel,” she said, “he can ...
There is this Fruition place we’re all trying to get to even though we’ve never been even though we’ve never even seen its face but we’re all trying to get the...
26 in idea barrages
1.) It’s a 70s buddy cop thing where one’s a lady’s man, other’s a psychic. It’s called STARSKY & HUNCH. It’s… pretty terrible. 2.) A parody of the Dead’s “Truckin” about the mechanics of dra...
a modest proposal in poetry
What we need to do is threaten to round up all the normals and shoot them into the sun. In three days, everyone will have figured out a way they’re not a normal to get out of it, so ever...
25 in idea barrages
1.) The kind of cold that turns you off from lime gummy bears for months. 2.) Al-Qaeda in Arabic means “The Base”. The GOP calls their stalwart racist sexist fundamentalists “The Base”. Non-coinc...
#ReplaceALetterRuinATvShow in idea barrages
1.) MATH 2.) The West Wang 3.) SpurtsNight 4.) Roach 5.) Knight Ruder 6.) Saved By The Cell: The College Years 7.) The Farts of Life 8.) Baby Don 5 9.) Don’t Trust The P In Apartment 23 10.) ...
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1.) Oh brothers, oh sisters, the fitful restless useless endless interrupted fruitless hazy traumatic hallucinatory pointless exhausting sleep of a person with an awful head cold. I’d only wish i...
show them the money in poetry
Every other prejudice in the world comes down to an attempt to justify why it’s okay for some people to be powerless and poor. But it is not okay. For ANYONE. ...
terrible flu barrage in idea barrages
1.) If you were expecting good music at the Super Bowl Halftime Show, you’re probably the one still thinking SNL might be funny next week too. 2.) All those suits at the end of Iron Man 3, that… ...
Magic miracles monsters none of these things will grant us our happy endings. But we may be able to will ourselves home for a little while. Who knows how and who...
that's in a name in poetry
If you MUST name your private bits at least use names traditional to another physical gender. Name your bosoms Biff & Steve. Name your penis Lillian. Name your clitoris Trevor. ...
spring forward in poetry
One can only hope that whenever the crap finally melts away there will be fertile soil for the coming spring beneath. May the terror you feel now bring apples bring wheat bring silag...
22 in idea barrages
1.) If all the ads were online days ago, why are you even still watching the game for the ads? Are you that one person who still buys Playboy? 2.) You can’t tell the gov’t man he’s not helping en...
10 things about me in life stuff and misc.
1.) On my left hand, the thumb is double-jointed and I have a birthmark shaped a bit like Australia that is almost invisible unless I have a tan. 2.) Similarly, I am intensely left handed. I am a...
feb. opening barrage in idea barrages
1.) Convince a hipster that you think Normcore means dressing like Norm on CHEERS. 2.) You know what they say, rolling on the mean streets of Albany’s suburbs: pimps up, Cohoes down. 3.) The bori...
#MakeAFilmReligious in idea barrages
1.) God, King of the Monsters 2.) The Mohel Tenenbaums 3.) Pope Floats 4.) The Sisterhood of the Traveling Magic Underwear 5.) Eucharisty Business 6.) Batmanischewitz Begins 7.) A Lord’s Work O...
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1.) I regret I’ll not be alive in a few hundred years when people will speak of “the historical Gandalf” & search for his grave. 2.) Seth McFarlane’s career is a conspiracy to make creatives ...
the two dogs inside you in poetry
There are two dogs in each of us. One is a pug that tries to do people things. Post pictures of him to tumblr & wait for your TV deal. There are two dogs in each of us. One of them only e...
conventional wisdom in poetry
The glass is not empty. The glass is full of air. LEARN TO DRINK AIR. A million monkeys on a million typewriters given enough time will accidentally write the lifetime works of William S...
130 in idea barrages
1.) Woodward and Berenstein uncovered a vast conspiracy to cover up a family of talking bears. 2.) Only the biggest Beach Boys fans would name one of their pets Sounds. 3.) We only get so much be...
129 in idea barrages
1.) The entire Masters Of The Universe series would’ve been 90 seconds without Orko. Transform, Skeletor arrested, the end. 2.) Reboot Ghostbusters, reboot Indiana Jones, reboot Bush Vs Clinton, ...
