tune of She Don't Use Jelly in song parodies

I know a guy who was in shows
if you would pay him
then he would go
the scripts were awful
the money was green
he’d make strange faces
and act real mean
his name’s John Carradine
Carradine [x2]

to leading roles he did not aspire
he played mad doctors he played vampires
most of his movies were drive-in sleaze
most of his movies were at best Bs
his name’s John Carradine
Carradine [x4]

he did the Munsters and Lost In Space
some forget his name
but never his face
though he’s remembered
for low-budget horror
his few legit films were for John Ford
his name’s John Carradine
Carradine [x5]