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I write words, I sometimes get to perform them out, sometimes I'm even paid. And I'm trying to get it right, get it right.
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The Star Wars Prequels need to be understood through the prism of one simple yet non-obvious fact: Yoda was high as balls. All the prequels are Yoda’s retelling of the past t...
Regroup. Reboot. Re-evaluate. Reject all expectations, bad and good, they’re two sides of that sucker bet “faith”. Faith that good things are gonna happen and faith...
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1.) Step One: purchase the domain name “ismarkiepoststillhot.com”… Step Two: ??? … Step Three: PROFIT. 2.) We’re changing the title of the Obituaries section to Thanks For Rockin’ in hopes of a l...
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1.) The five hottest things in the world in descending order are being smart, funny, able to sing, tall & being a millionaire celebrity chef. 2.) (The descent into madness will be expressed ...
the best/worst barrage of all time in idea barrages
…OR THE ARTIST’S DECLINE INTO MADNESS… 1.) The ‘15 Oscars lasted so goddamn long that at the end they started the ‘16 Oscars. NO MORE TIME TO MAKE MOVIES, JUST OSCARS. 2.) We’ll be The Experts....
tune of THE SWEATER SONG in song parodies
Don-a tell-o Le-o nard-o Raph-a el Mich el-an gel-o if you want to destroy the Shredder take his mask and then punch away He-roes in-a half-she...
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1.) Parody of “The Sweater Song” about The Shredder? 2.) Tonight, from now on, we are throwing out all the rules other than being humane. As long as you are humane, anything goes. 3.) Your next b...
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1.) If you do good things to be righteous or noticed or get something out of it, you’re doing it wrong. Do good things to be kind. 2.) The term for the pointlessly grim and gritty “grimdark” need...
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1.) Still, no one has made a video for “Bulls On Parade” that is about an actual parade of 500 Bull Shannons from “Night Court”. 2.) Let’s just have an adventure, like the Goonies, you guys, exce...
there there in poetry
You’re not a part of the darkness but the darkness is a part of you. You can’t kill it but you can negotiate it into a small useful corner. You can get there. Somewhere at the...
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1.) Somewhere at the end of this interminable winter, there is spring coming. There is a sun, I swear to God. Start planting seeds. 2.) Would you rather be great at your passion but never receive...
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1.) The quick brown fox jumped over a dog he considered lazy because of his class privilege. “Soon,” thought the dog, “revolution”. 2.) The world’s most popular daytime talk show would be called ...
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1.) Why don’t we have Back To The Future parties on Fat Tuesday? WHY DON’T WE CALL IT MARTY GRAS? 2.) When Qui-Gon died, he went to an endless hell of continuously kidnapped children for the sin ...
We are all in trouble all the time. That’s the whole point of being alive. Trying to navigate that humanely and with good cheer. Pretending otherwise won’t get us anywhere anyhow. We’ve been tr...
tune of ON A PLAIN in song parodies
I’ll start this off with one little fact capital’s Augusta, it isn’t Portland tall pine trees, a hell of view there’s not much else but what can you do? the finest day that I ...
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1.) “I’m On A Plane” parody about living in Maine? 2.) Niagara Falls is full of borderline personalities. 3.) Sia and Shia buy some Chia in Ikea. 4.) These are not the Noids you were looking for....
adirondack february in poetry
these are the days that everything smells like cigarettes everyone smokes just outside the doors and rushes in right after the last puff trailing in behind them on their jackets scar...
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1.) When Clarice wanted oral sex from Hannibal, she had to word it very precisely to avoid disaster. 2.) She didn’t think “dental drill” sounded fancy enough. She preferred “molar vortex”. 3.) Sh...
thought experiment in poetry
you say that you want me back, maybe except on your terms, baby as if the only way to save me is to change me rearrange me but if that’s love then you love strangely as if it’s your job to e...
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1.) I refuse to accept “social justice warrior” as an insult. It’s the highest compliment! Paint your faces as Ultimate Social Justice Warriors! 2.) An ancient Egyptian who makes terrible EDM bea...
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1.) A pixelated version of Starry Night called “Atari Night”. Get on this. 2.) Roses are red/and orchids are strange/workers of the world unite/you have nothing to lose but your chains 3.) SPOILE...
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1.) This cartoon was filmed in front of a live, incredibly patient, studio audience. 2.) Your grievances are never fully redressed without a smile. 3.) The body and blood of Christ are Mass-produ...
tune of THE DOPE SHOW in song parodies
some for fishing and some just for sailing shiny rudders and without down payments everything looks good when it’s up on pavement here today, all under the big tent w...
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1.) A Roger Rabbit parody of Titanic would involve the line “French me like you do your paint girls”. 2.) If I’m following all this properly Spider-Man’s gonna be the host of the Daily Show becau...
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1.) I like to pretend that the German word for lingerie is “later-hosen”. 2.) Hollowing out Keanu Reeves’ skull and living inside of it is called a Neodesic dome. 3.) If you smoke maple sap in an...
