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I write words, I sometimes get to perform them out, sometimes I'm even paid. And I'm trying to get it right, get it right.
with enough repetition, your flaws become your style
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12183 in idea barrages
1.) It’s a TV dinner specifically for those who cruise depressing dating sites. It’s called Tinder Vittles. It’s… pretty terrible. 2.) What I’m really looking forward to is JJ Abrams sequel to Co...
12182 in idea barrages
1.) Surprisingly, sleeping almost a day straight on my brother’s couch was actually what my destroyed back needed. The minor surgery area is still sore but all the crap from being 6‘6 and on plan...
rough birth in poetry
the frantic trumpeting of used-up myths the lawman-murderers in the old streets trying to reverse the advance of freedom these are not a resurgence the now is a rough birth of something a...
1218 in idea barrages
1.) Remember when there used to be IRC channels and they’d invade each other? We TOTALLY should’a called that “The Bay of Pings”. 2.) On a sex-advice radio show, the difference between “first tim...
my heart is almost new my heart is gently used my heart is pre-owned factory reconditioned refurbished repartitioned defragmented debugged freshly detailed drained and refilling my heart i...
1217 (east coast time) in idea barrages
1.) If people hassle me on saying Happy Holidays, I’m just like “New Years is a holiday too!” and it throws ‘em. 2.) We drag our feet on forgiving ourselves our messed-up pasts because it’d make ...
don’t mistake the darkness for proof that the light will never come back I mean it might never come back but it could don’t let ‘em trick you into thinking that hard ...
our hearts in poetry
we shred our hearts to ribbons we spread them out across the sky that we may yet outshine the stars yes that’s the point that’s why we do it we wanna either shine that bright or die or may...
something is lost in poetry
she used to be able to get by on her looks but not anymore and she’s still getting used to it he’ll always get by on his family’s money he won’t use those words but his acceptance is far...
but where is the praise for our unarmed forces our women and our men out in the streets fighting for justice non-violently without weapons arrest records as their only medals bruise...
I wanna go to a football game hold up a Matthew 6:1-5 sign the Bible verse about how people shouldn’t be pushy with their sky monsters I mean, it doesn’t say “sky monsters” but I’m not...
l.a. based barrage in idea barrages
1.) Your new band will be called Deconstructed Flirtation. You don’t have to thank me, just cut me in on the merchandise. 2.) She used to be able to get by on her looks, he’ll always get by on hi...
1215 in idea barrages
1.) Having an abscess lanced & painfully packed with gauze that has a little bit hanging out gives me more insight into menstruation, I suppose. 2.) Gallagher’s lucky I gotta go help my bro w...
1214 in idea barrages
1.) Tire company lobbyists engage in radial politics. 2.) Just had an abscess the size of a kumquat lanced on my lower back. I FEEL SO ATTRACTIVE RIGHT NOW. Oh and “I can’t get this needle into y...
1213 in idea barrages
1.) The fact that the Flintstones have Christmas just seals it that they’re living in the rubble of the Jetsons robot uprising. 2.) Do not be jealous of my awesome hair. Just be thankful that it ...
barrage scraps in idea barrages
1.) Saw a “bereavement counseling” service on the news that was obviously just a front for religious recruitment. How crass and exploitative. 2.) In essence I’m pretty awesome at some stuff but t...
We kill present joy through needless overpreparation We kill future joy through needless devotion to arbitrary self-definition We kill past joy through needless roiling boiling endless in...
ready or not in poetry
if we say such weird things on the twitter that we’re only employable as gigolos or in the arts maybe God’s hand will be forced and will provide us with such jobs it’s so hard to even fin...
the former in the dell in poetry
the damn thing will hold power now but it will not charge and every time the connection drops a little bit more strength drains away this is both literal as well as a metaphor this is my life ...
time and tide in poetry
telling someone that they are terrible will never motivate them to be better people don’t work like that sane people don’t, anyway or even just half-crazy people like us you think us standi...
a matter of time in poetry
my memories are filled with songs and movies I’m astonished that my mind hasn’t been hit with a copyright take-down lawsuit yet I’m surprised that some senator in bed with telev...
the snow cuts in all ways making scrambled eggs of highways covering up the old things that they may lie in wait for a while but only for a little while we will be reborn but i...
1210 in idea barrages
1.) Denying Herbie his coffee break definitely broke labour laws, dentistry desires or not. (I’d livetweet the hell out of Rudolph if it wouldn’t be tedious for you all. As a big snowbeast with u...
129 in idea barrages
1.) So he sat & he wrote “Allentown”/in a mansion on Long Island Sound/& he must’ve felt a fraud that daa-aaa-aaa-aay-aay 2.) Don’t call it “seasonal employment”. They prefer “Emmanuel la...
1282 in idea barrages
1.) The best internet wrestling writer every year should receive the title “Smark Twain” and get to wear a crown or something. 2.) Oh hey, weird nightmares about time travel paradoxes trying to r...
