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I write words, I sometimes get to perform them out, sometimes I'm even paid. And I'm trying to get it right, get it right.
with enough repetition, your flaws become your style
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24 in idea barrages
1.) Oh brothers, oh sisters, the fitful restless useless endless interrupted fruitless hazy traumatic hallucinatory pointless exhausting sleep of a person with an awful head cold. I’d only wish i...
show them the money in poetry
Every other prejudice in the world comes down to an attempt to justify why it’s okay for some people to be powerless and poor. But it is not okay. For ANYONE. ...
terrible flu barrage in idea barrages
1.) If you were expecting good music at the Super Bowl Halftime Show, you’re probably the one still thinking SNL might be funny next week too. 2.) All those suits at the end of Iron Man 3, that… ...
Magic miracles monsters none of these things will grant us our happy endings. But we may be able to will ourselves home for a little while. Who knows how and who...
that's in a name in poetry
If you MUST name your private bits at least use names traditional to another physical gender. Name your bosoms Biff & Steve. Name your penis Lillian. Name your clitoris Trevor. ...
spring forward in poetry
One can only hope that whenever the crap finally melts away there will be fertile soil for the coming spring beneath. May the terror you feel now bring apples bring wheat bring silag...
22 in idea barrages
1.) If all the ads were online days ago, why are you even still watching the game for the ads? Are you that one person who still buys Playboy? 2.) You can’t tell the gov’t man he’s not helping en...
10 things about me in life stuff and misc.
1.) On my left hand, the thumb is double-jointed and I have a birthmark shaped a bit like Australia that is almost invisible unless I have a tan. 2.) Similarly, I am intensely left handed. I am a...
feb. opening barrage in idea barrages
1.) Convince a hipster that you think Normcore means dressing like Norm on CHEERS. 2.) You know what they say, rolling on the mean streets of Albany’s suburbs: pimps up, Cohoes down. 3.) The bori...
#MakeAFilmReligious in idea barrages
1.) God, King of the Monsters 2.) The Mohel Tenenbaums 3.) Pope Floats 4.) The Sisterhood of the Traveling Magic Underwear 5.) Eucharisty Business 6.) Batmanischewitz Begins 7.) A Lord’s Work O...
131 in idea barrages
1.) I regret I’ll not be alive in a few hundred years when people will speak of “the historical Gandalf” & search for his grave. 2.) Seth McFarlane’s career is a conspiracy to make creatives ...
the two dogs inside you in poetry
There are two dogs in each of us. One is a pug that tries to do people things. Post pictures of him to tumblr & wait for your TV deal. There are two dogs in each of us. One of them only e...
conventional wisdom in poetry
The glass is not empty. The glass is full of air. LEARN TO DRINK AIR. A million monkeys on a million typewriters given enough time will accidentally write the lifetime works of William S...
130 in idea barrages
1.) Woodward and Berenstein uncovered a vast conspiracy to cover up a family of talking bears. 2.) Only the biggest Beach Boys fans would name one of their pets Sounds. 3.) We only get so much be...
129 in idea barrages
1.) The entire Masters Of The Universe series would’ve been 90 seconds without Orko. Transform, Skeletor arrested, the end. 2.) Reboot Ghostbusters, reboot Indiana Jones, reboot Bush Vs Clinton, ...
tune of When A Man Loves A Woman in song parodies
when a man loves a wolfman, he must know the phases of the moon lest one night he ends up mauled by a hound keep them on hand, silver bullets… and maybe wolfsbane because some day you might hav...
how to kill a monster in poetry
yeah yeah yeah stare into the abyss too long the abyss might stare back sure that’s a step in the process but come on let’s face it that’s some first-level shit instead stay with it challe...
128 in idea barrages
1.) Is there a rap act RUN C:> yet? 2.) They always speak of “finding religion” and yeah all the horrors performed in religion’s name, were I religion, I’d be hiding too. 3.) “This is true hip...
127 in idea barrages
1.) The best jokes about the storm will be around here in CNY where we can claim disappointment for only getting 4 to 6 inches then giggle. 2.) There’s always room for cello. 3.) Next on CNN: Alt...
a year of prosebox in life stuff and misc.
A year since The Dairymaster finally gave up the farm and let opendiary opendie its opendeath and a year here on the prosebox. It’s not the same as the old place, it’s a lot less conducive to int...
that's entertainment in poetry
the pursuit of fame is a bug-zapper’s game sucking in those who might bring the world change corrupting a few while killing off rest of the range it might seem tragic and it might seem s...
1262 in idea barrages
1.) Agnostic Ghostbusters: I Am Unsure If I Am Afraid Of No Ghosts. 2.) The Justice League of Whoopi Goldberg characters would include Guinan, Gaia, Ghost-talker and Buddy Cop To Dinosaurs Lady. ...
126 in idea barrages
1.) Riots at ren fests aren’t nearly as violent, there’s usually just heavy luting. 2.) It’s about the world’s youngest water-diviner. It’s called HOAGIE DOWSER, B.S. It’s… pretty terrible. 3.) I...
125 in idea barrages
1.) What would be the term for Patriots fans explaining why it’s okay their team cheated? Fansplaining? I’m going with Fansplaining. 2.) Ultimately, a parody of the Eagles “Lyin’ Eyes” about the ...
124 in idea barrages
1.) Does vegan duck liver exist? Is there faux-gras? 2.) With Skymall dead, where will I get a three-foot statue of the sasquatch for five times what it would’a cost at Lowes? 3.) It’s too bad th...
