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I write words, I sometimes get to perform them out, sometimes I'm even paid. And I'm trying to get it right, get it right.
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NYD in idea barrages
1.) The puppet was using nearly-contemporary slang. That’s it. That’s the joke. 2.) I look up in the night sky & I hope that it’s not empty, that someone or something’s gonna save us from our...
NYE in idea barrages
1.) Any reference to the House of David exhibition baseball team is gonna make me laugh as I am a very particular kind of nerd. 2.) A major difficulty toward getting hipsters into space is that t...
1230 in idea barrages
1.) pro-tip: when you run out of words on stage, just start yelling the venue’s wi-fi password 2.) Two great coffee houses in Utica, Survivorman’s in one, Gallagher’s in the other? Utica’s gettin...
melancholy barragy in idea barrages
1.) It’s a rock musical about a horrific polyjuice potion accident. It’s called “Hagrid And The Angry Inch”. It’s… pretty terrible. 2.) Less picket fences, more picket lines. 3.) Vampire. Werewol...
tune of TINY DANCER in song parodies
was a Misfit, then he just quit, started playing as Samhain some more spats, after that, got a band with just his name would have been… Wolverine… had X-Men filmed in Ninety-Three seen with fre...
information in poetry
When the world is invaded by gigantic tin cans, boots and tomatoes from outer space, don’t come crying to Ron Popeil. He tried. They’ll take your city while you’re watching your oven when y...
hot coffee in poetry
Sure, pizza is kind of like sex. However here’s a truer analogy: Coffee’s more like sex than pizza. Yes, bad coffee’s better than none but you also sometimes really ne...
time & place in poetry
This is the time. And this is the place. We’re better than blessed. We’re real. We’re better than miracles, we’re factual. We’re better than glamorous, we are actual. But we retreate...
1227 in idea barrages
1.) Look, a generation kicked this upheaval down the road 40 years to have kids but we have to do this now. This is the time. 2.) I want a Golden State Warriors jersey modified into Social Justic...
barroxing day 2 in idea barrages
1.) In MY day we all stared at the SAME screen to ignore each other instead of each having our own. It was BETTER, I say, unsure if that’s true. 2.) If you think you know where the hinterlands ar...
barroxing day in idea barrages
1.) Coffee’s more like sex than pizza. Yes, bad’s better than none but you also sometimes need the nasty strong stuff to get up in the morning. 2.) Philadelphia airport on Christmas is like… the ...
christmas (east coast time) in idea barrages
1.) We’re better than blessed. We’re real. 2.) We’re better than miracles, we’re factual. 3.) We retreated into corners of niches & fetish & fancy, hoping it would empower us but here we ...
christmas eve (east coast time) in idea barrages
1.) Soon our culture will be so granular that fan-fiction will give way to friend-fiction where you write shipping stories about your friends. 2.) To paraphrase an old quote, I still cannot shake...
1223 (east coast time) in idea barrages
1.) This time the dream was about finding awesome things in a junk shop but constantly losing them as I found new ones but… still… woken up by thinking someone was calling me. Is this gonna be a ...
1222 in idea barrages
1.) You probably shouldn’t have a Proud Parent Of An Honor Student sticker above a Jesus fish unless you are actually God. 2.) When the world is invaded by gigantic tin cans, boots and tomatoes f...
heard it on the grapevine in poetry
up in Kern County way out past Tejon you can bet the camels if you happen to know someone who knows someone who’ll tell you where to go but if cops show up then you’re on y...
1221 (east coast time) in idea barrages
1.) I need a Dennis Hopper toy and a Price Chopper supermarket to finally drive a nail in this “Elf on a Shelf” crap. 2.) Honestly, if I ever got a tattoo, it’d probably be the X-Men Phoenix logo...
Re-examine your self-definitions regularly. You are not a series of categories, you are a you. You might miss something great. Some one or some thing. And anyway at this ...
honest Santa Baby in song parodies
Santa baby, I hope that your list involves some checks… for sex because I’ll put out for gifts, Santa baby then enter my vagina tonight! Santa baby, transactional in-ter-course is fin...
1220 in idea barrages
1.) Every culture has a disgusting food it pretends to like just to mess with other cultures. Poutine. Vegemite. White America has portobellas. 2.) Re-examine your self-definitions regularly. You...
to the tune of Allentown in song parodies
Billy Joel once heard of Allentown while one of his chauffeurs drove him around his accountant needed some more hits that thirteenth yacht was a money pit well Billy Joel was known to all hi...
internet do-re-mi in song parodies
“Doe”, a stupid form of “Though” ”Bae”, ”Baby” as said by jerks “Meh”, it connotates malaise “Fie”, I say on all who twerk “Lol” pronounced as one word sucks “Bleh” is basical...
to the tune of My Favorite Things in song parodies
the addams family’s five-digit buddy the one in the arctic who made it all bloody the kid who became rocks by smashing his rings these are a few of my favorite things the blue haire...
travel does little for your longing unless your travels take you where you long to be otherwise travel just means newly-unfulfilling scenery another place to add to the list of places yo...
1219 in idea barrages
1.) We must remember, this isn’t about America fearing terrorism, this is about debauched movie executives being blackmailed. 2.) Travel does little for longing unless travel takes you where you ...
